May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Thread

Best Star Wars Movie?

ANH
8
14%
ESB
32
56%
ROTJ
9
16%
TPM
2
4%
AOTC
0
No votes
ROTS
0
No votes
Star Wars is gayer than two boys fuckin'
6
11%
 
Total votes : 57

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Dec 2017, 16:21

SouthernYokel wrote:My thoughts:

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6. I finally get that "extra wide kylo" meme. Holy crap he has a weird torso


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The more I read and reflect on this, Last Jedi is going to be the Paul's Boutique of the franchise. This is a good thing.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby SouthernYokel » 29 Dec 2017, 16:32

Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:My thoughts:

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6. I finally get that "extra wide kylo" meme. Holy crap he has a weird torso


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The more I read and reflect on this, Last Jedi is going to be the Paul's Boutique of the franchise. This is a good thing.



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I dunno, I think it's just an ok space action movie. I get where you're going though, it tries to break away from star warsy stuff like Paul's boutique breaks away from rap. I guess if the next one is great we can say this one did the dirty work for a reset.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Jan 2018, 18:15

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It was good. I liked all of Luke's scenes.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Jan 2018, 18:44

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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It was good. I liked all of Luke's scenes.


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you didn't think the jay z thing was too much? I thought it was too much. I keep going back to these jokes,
especially the visual gags and I'm like "this was the best take."
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Jan 2018, 18:52

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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It was good. I liked all of Luke's scenes.


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you didn't think the jay z thing was too much? I thought it was too much. I keep going back to these jokes,
especially the visual gags and I'm like "this was the best take."


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I can see what you're saying, but I'm a Hamill mark. Dude coulda taken a dook and I'd be all 'oh, what brilliant character development.'
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Jan 2018, 21:56

hot taek, he's a better Joker than Ledger
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Jan 2018, 22:29

SouthernYokel wrote:hot taek, he's a better Joker than Ledger


Hot taek: that's not a hot taek.

Whenever I hear the Joker's voice in my head, it ain't Heath.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 04 Jan 2018, 16:25

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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 11 Jan 2018, 22:17

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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Goose » 12 Jan 2018, 14:40

I'm sure everybody's been waiting for my white hot Last Jedi take.

It was okay. As mentioned in a bunch of previous posts, there was a lot of stupid stuff, but some of it bears repeating:

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The entire hacker/casino storyline was dumb.
Finn was wasted for the rest of the movie, too.
The animal rights thing was stupid, why weren't they gambling on pod racing?
What took Dern so long to kamikaze?
Chewbacca had a whole lot of nothing to do.
The B-Wing bombers might be the worst military invention since the Poles put screen doors on submarines.
Not sure why Luke died.
Space Leia looked like an idea stolen from the prequels or an old Supergirl comic.
I'm not a big fan of these energy weapons that seem to be the equal of lightsabers.

And for all of the complaints of Force Awakens being a rehash of Star Wars, Last Jedi seemed to be a mishmash of all six episodes.
Rey's training taken from ESB, bad casino planet CGI taken from the prequels, salt planet battle taken from Hoth in ESB, the Falcon and TIE fighters in the salt caverns taken from Lando's run in the Death Star II, Snoke's scenes taken from the Emperor's room in ROTJ, some bad dialogue leftover from George Lucas.


Overall, it was a meh-

To rate them all:

Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Force Awakens
Last Jedi



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Postby Briandong79 » 29 Jan 2018, 09:18

I liked it. I thought Hamill was good. Some of the humor stuff was a bit much but I thought some was funny too. Underrated mvp: Hux, aka the ginger from Black Mirror that sco hopes finds more work soon.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby chrisco » 31 Jan 2018, 12:11

Briandong79 wrote:I liked it. I thought Hamill was good. Some of the humor stuff was a bit much but I thought some was funny too. Underrated mvp: Hux, aka the ginger from Black Mirror that sco hopes finds more work soon.


So I had a dream last night where I walked by a movie poster and the Ginger from Black Mirror was on it. I was happy to see him getting some work in an upcoming movie in my dreams.

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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Briandong79 » 05 Feb 2018, 09:33

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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 05 Feb 2018, 09:53

No chance that doesn't suck.
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Postby JT99 » 05 Feb 2018, 09:54

Did I see something about "finding out Hans' real name"?

Someone is going to burn Disney to the ground.
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