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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby chrisco » 03 Aug 2017, 20:41



"While we remain the number one retailer of donuts in the country, as part of our efforts to reinforce that Dunkin' Donuts is a beverage-led brand and coffee leader, we will be testing signage in a few locations that refer to the brand simply as "Dunkin'"


Reminds me how much I hated rewriting press releases and corporate statements.
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby Rodney Farva » 03 Aug 2017, 21:17

Seems it was two negro gentlemen from a gang in Washington popping across the Maryland line into our Lilly white neighborhood. Apparently pretty brazen, midday, hitting one car in front of some kids. DC cops grabbed them half hour later and they had some stolen mercy on them.
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 03 Aug 2017, 21:40

Rodney Farva wrote:Seems it was two negro gentlemen from a gang in Washington popping across the Maryland line into our Lilly white neighborhood. Apparently pretty brazen, midday, hitting one car in front of some kids. DC cops grabbed them half hour later and they had some stolen mercy on them.

were they able to apply the mercy they'd stolen in this situation? :corn:
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby Rodney Farva » 04 Aug 2017, 07:24

d'oh! autocorrect, how i loathe thee

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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby bosux » 05 Aug 2017, 03:17

Rodney Farva wrote:Seems it was two negro gentlemen from a gang in Washington popping across the Maryland line into our Lilly white neighborhood. Apparently pretty brazen, midday, hitting one car in front of some kids. DC cops grabbed them half hour later and they had some stolen mercy on them.


this is the problem with being hood-adjacent
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby JT99 » 29 Aug 2017, 07:50

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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby the cheese » 29 Aug 2017, 12:58

The Guardian dunks on Oklahoma.

A teacher panhandles on a roadside to buy supplies for her third-grade classroom. Entire school districts resort to four-day school weeks. Nearly one in four children struggle with hunger.

A city overpass crumbles and swarms of earthquakes shake the region – the underground disposal of oil and gas industry wastes have caused the tremors. Wildfires burn out of control: cuts to state forestry services mean that out-of-state firefighting crews must be called in.

A paralyzed and mentally ill veteran is left on the floor of a county jail. Guards watch for days until the prisoner dies. A death row inmate violently convulses on the gurney as prison officials experiment with an untested cocktail for execution.

Do these snapshots of Oklahoma show a failing state?


Added up, the facts evoke a social breakdown across the board. Not only does Oklahoma lead the country in cuts to education, it’s also number one in rates of female incarceration, places second in male incarceration, and also leads in school expulsion rates. One in twelve Oklahomans have a felony conviction.

Rosa Brooks of Georgetown University Law Center wrote in an essay that states begin to fail when the contract between citizens and public institutions breaks down. States “lose control over the means of violence, and cannot create peace or stability for their populations or control their territories. They cannot ensure economic growth or any reasonable distribution of social goods.”

It may be hard to believe, but entry-level employees with a high school diploma at the popular convenience store QuikTrip make more than teachers in Oklahoma.
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 12 Sep 2017, 13:36

I'm standing on the patio and the dogs are inside barking. I look and this older woman with a giant orange perm and a lit 100 stops and does a Norma Desmond pose and says in what can only be described as a "John Mulaney impersonating an eldery woman" voice:

What's all that clucking? Keep that up and someone's gonna get plucked.


She said this to nobody and then continued on her path.
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Sep 2017, 13:37

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm standing on the patio and the dogs are inside barking. I look and this older woman with a giant orange perm and a lit 100 stops and does a Norma Desmond pose and says in what can only be described as "John Mulaney impersonating an eldery woman" voice:

What's all that clucking? Keep that up and someone's gonna get plucked.


She said this to nobody and then continued on her path.


:lol: i read that exactly the way you intended.

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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby mj3528 » 04 Dec 2017, 11:19

double post concerning buffalo. study confirms what sotsg knows:

http://buffalonews.com/2017/11/30/buffalo-area-has-shortest-life-expectancy-in-the-state/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=puma&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter#link_time=1512061109

Buffalo residents have an average life expectancy of 78.5 years (vs. 80.4 years statewide – sixth highest), a median household income of $50,962 and 27.4 percent of the population suffers from obesity," according to a report by 24/7 Wall St.
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 Dec 2017, 11:21

Man, between this, Tom Petty dying, and Brian Hoyer signing with the Patriots, been quite a day!
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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby TheWolf » 04 Dec 2017, 11:21

mj3528 wrote:double post concerning buffalo. study confirms what sotsg knows:

http://buffalonews.com/2017/11/30/buffalo-area-has-shortest-life-expectancy-in-the-state/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=puma&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter#link_time=1512061109

Buffalo residents have an average life expectancy of 78.5 years (vs. 80.4 years statewide – sixth highest), a median household income of $50,962 and 27.4 percent of the population suffers from obesity," according to a report by 24/7 Wall St.


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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

Postby mj3528 » 04 Dec 2017, 11:25

TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:double post concerning buffalo. study confirms what sotsg knows:

http://buffalonews.com/2017/11/30/buffalo-area-has-shortest-life-expectancy-in-the-state/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=puma&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter#link_time=1512061109

Buffalo residents have an average life expectancy of 78.5 years (vs. 80.4 years statewide – sixth highest), a median household income of $50,962 and 27.4 percent of the population suffers from obesity," according to a report by 24/7 Wall St.


Goose would like you to know that Donald Rumsfeld resigned as the Patriots backup QB and has been replaced by Brian Hoyer.


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Re: Your hood--pros and cons

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