Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Apr 2017, 10:04

@ringer 1m1 minute ago

The Twins are only four or five pitchers away from maintaining this blazing-hot start. @MJ_Baumann


https://theringer.com/minnesota-twins-2 ... 9cf01fc46e

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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Apr 2017, 10:09

Gregs Kite wrote:
@ringer 1m1 minute ago

The Twins are only four or five pitchers away from maintaining this blazing-hot start. @MJ_Baumann


https://theringer.com/minnesota-twins-2 ... 9cf01fc46e

:thumbsup:


That's probably one or two pitchers short.

ETA:
The 2000s Twins had one of those scouting and player development heaters, too. They drafted future MVPs Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer, then traded for Rule 5 draft pick Johan Santana, who gave Minnesota the first half of a Hall of Fame career.


God love Johan and that change-up, but I don't think I'd call him a Hall of Famer.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby TheWolf » 10 Apr 2017, 10:25

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
@ringer 1m1 minute ago

The Twins are only four or five pitchers away from maintaining this blazing-hot start. @MJ_Baumann


https://theringer.com/minnesota-twins-2 ... 9cf01fc46e

:thumbsup:


That's probably one or two pitchers short.

ETA:
The 2000s Twins had one of those scouting and player development heaters, too. They drafted future MVPs Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer, then traded for Rule 5 draft pick Johan Santana, who gave Minnesota the first half of a Hall of Fame career.


God love Johan and that change-up, but I don't think I'd call him a Hall of Famer.


I didn't read the article, but I interpret this to mean the first half of his career was HOF-caliber if he'd been able to keep it together.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Apr 2017, 10:31

TheWolf wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
@ringer 1m1 minute ago

The Twins are only four or five pitchers away from maintaining this blazing-hot start. @MJ_Baumann


https://theringer.com/minnesota-twins-2 ... 9cf01fc46e

:thumbsup:


That's probably one or two pitchers short.

ETA:
The 2000s Twins had one of those scouting and player development heaters, too. They drafted future MVPs Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer, then traded for Rule 5 draft pick Johan Santana, who gave Minnesota the first half of a Hall of Fame career.


God love Johan and that change-up, but I don't think I'd call him a Hall of Famer.


I didn't read the article, but I interpret this to mean the first half of his career was HOF-caliber if he'd been able to keep it together.


:-k

Huh, I was going to call your reading comprehension into question but now I see it and am calling my reading comprehension, in fact, to question.

Either way it's poorly worded and Johan shoulda won 3 straight Cys. Never forgave fat Bart for that one.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby TheWolf » 10 Apr 2017, 10:37

Definitely poor wording. And I agree with you about the Colon Cy Young too. That was bullshit from what I remember.

I miss Johan's changeup. He was fun to watch.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Apr 2017, 10:53

Johan's changeup was the best. And then he could still get to 94 on the heater or 87 on a slider. :sniff:

FFS, he finished third that year, the idiots put Rivera second. And he had 81 more Ks and 35 less hits and 12 less earned runs in 11 more innings and <stroke>
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JichaelDick » 10 Apr 2017, 12:08

Santana was Venezuelan Koufax. Shame he couldn't stay healthy.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby Prez » 10 Apr 2017, 12:42

JichaelDick wrote:Santana was Venezuelan Koufax. Shame he couldn't stay healthy.


jtfc, Johan was very very good but let's take it easy with the Koufax comparison
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 10 Apr 2017, 13:22

Prez wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Santana was Venezuelan Koufax. Shame he couldn't stay healthy.


jtfc, Johan was very very good but let's take it easy with the Koufax comparison

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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JichaelDick » 10 Apr 2017, 15:38

Prez wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Santana was Venezuelan Koufax. Shame he couldn't stay healthy.


jtfc, Johan was very very good but let's take it easy with the Koufax comparison


Koufax only had really six good years. Santana basically had 5. It's not THAT far fetched.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Apr 2017, 11:57

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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JT99 » 21 Apr 2017, 08:44

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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 21 Apr 2017, 09:19

JT99 wrote:'sup?


And my fellow friends, it was on the lord's day of Friday April 21st at 7:44 am that the meme 'sup died.

Dude, the Twins fucking suck. Here are my two shits. I don't have anymore to give.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JT99 » 21 Apr 2017, 09:22

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JT99 wrote:'sup?


And my fellow friends, it was on the lord's day of Friday April 21st at 7:44 am that the meme 'sup died.

Dude, the Twins fucking suck. Here are my two shits. I don't have anymore to give.


Dang! I was hoping for some Don McLean lyrics when memes die
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby mj3528 » 21 Apr 2017, 09:33

JT99 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JT99 wrote:'sup?


And my fellow friends, it was on the lord's day of Friday April 21st at 7:44 am that the meme 'sup died.

Dude, the Twins fucking suck. Here are my two shits. I don't have anymore to give.


Dang! I was hoping for some Don McLean lyrics when memes die


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