Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

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Postby Dthefritz » 19 Jan 2017, 09:18

ctz31 wrote:I went to the funeral of a pals sister and her daughter used the lyrics of that tony womack song throughout the eulogy. It was touching.

Kinda disappointed there was no Bobby Womack joke in here.

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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby ctz31 » 19 Jan 2017, 09:21

Dthefritz wrote:
ctz31 wrote:I went to the funeral of a pals sister and her daughter used the lyrics of that tony womack song throughout the eulogy. It was touching.

Kinda disappointed there was no Bobby Womack joke in here.

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TY. I thought about a bobby womack joke. Also, who?
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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby TheWolf » 19 Jan 2017, 09:21

Dthefritz wrote:
ctz31 wrote:I went to the funeral of a pals sister and her daughter used the lyrics of that tony womack song throughout the eulogy. It was touching.

Kinda disappointed there was no Bobby Womack joke in here.

Sorry for your lost


Bobby Womack appears to have been a black guy who sang songs a long time ago. ctz and I have never heard of him. Tony Womack was the right play.
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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby Dthefritz » 19 Jan 2017, 09:28

TheWolf wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
ctz31 wrote:I went to the funeral of a pals sister and her daughter used the lyrics of that tony womack song throughout the eulogy. It was touching.

Kinda disappointed there was no Bobby Womack joke in here.

Sorry for your lost


Bobby Womack appears to have been a black guy who sang songs a long time ago. ctz and I have never heard of him. Tony Womack was the right play.

Clarification: I was hoping for one in the thread somewhere, i.e. from bacon. Liked the Tony womack reference just fine.
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Postby MisterTambourineMan » 19 Jan 2017, 15:23

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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby mj3528 » 19 Jan 2017, 15:57

MisterTambourineMan wrote:


does this meet the criteria? I don't think even white people like this music?
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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby TheWolf » 19 Jan 2017, 16:02

mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:


does this meet the criteria? I don't think even white people like this music?


You shut your whore mouth. Two Princes is a goddamn classic.
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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby mj3528 » 19 Jan 2017, 16:08

TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:


does this meet the criteria? I don't think even white people like this music?


You shut your whore mouth. Two Princes is a goddamn classic.


Thank you for this post. We can now conclusively establish that you have the worst musical taste on the board. Cheese, you are comfortably at #2, and I come in at #3.
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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby TheWolf » 19 Jan 2017, 16:09

mj3528 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:


does this meet the criteria? I don't think even white people like this music?


You shut your whore mouth. Two Princes is a goddamn classic.


Thank you for this post. We can now conclusively establish that you have the worst musical taste on the board. Cheese, you are comfortably at #2, and I come in at #3.


Was this previously in question?
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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby Briandong79 » 19 Jan 2017, 16:15

TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:


does this meet the criteria? I don't think even white people like this music?


You shut your whore mouth. Two Princes is a goddamn classic.


Thank you for this post. We can now conclusively establish that you have the worst musical taste on the board. Cheese, you are comfortably at #2, and I come in at #3.


Was this previously in question?


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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby the cheese » 19 Jan 2017, 17:01

Briandong79 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:


does this meet the criteria? I don't think even white people like this music?


You shut your whore mouth. Two Princes is a goddamn classic.


Thank you for this post. We can now conclusively establish that you have the worst musical taste on the board. Cheese, you are comfortably at #2, and I come in at #3.


Was this previously in question?


I'm there with you, Wolf.


Fuck that shit, Two Princes is great. Great song.
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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 19 Jan 2017, 17:39

Follow the fucking rules, Mister T. One song at a time.
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Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Jan 2017, 21:52

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Re: Ebony on Ivory: mister bacon reviews white people music

Postby mister bacon » 02 Feb 2017, 23:00

JT99 wrote:Shifting gears in a major way...




in general, metal is music for unsuccessful people. once you figure that out you kind of get out of your 'metal' phase and move along in life and enjoy other types of music. but i am not a metal hater, as i worked in management for a metal band once upon a time! but i digress. this piece iis a standard power metal ballad about some white guy trying to keep/take/leave/stay on a throne. white people love referencing this mythical age when they were kings of everything they saw and didn't have pesky non-whites reminding them that they could be dickish. the themes here about power and violence is supposed to tell some sort of story about royalty. all power metal is the same, tbh. young, lonely, sexless white boys love this music because they feel powerless. but as power metal goes, this ain't so bad.

now as to the music, the rhythm section is tight as all get out. the lead guitar wails. there's some good progressive, dynamic changes in the rhythm guitar. the lead singer's voice is not really much to 'write home' about but it's metal so that's not really all that important. there's only gonna be so man axl/sebastian/lead singer from l.a. guns and sinderella types out there ya know? the breakdown before the solo with the guy chanting AH AHA AH AH really blew but that was the only offensive part.

overall this is easily the best i've seen selected so far.


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i'm going to decline to rate two princes and all-star since i had preexisting opinions about them already. present me with something i ain't heard before.
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