Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby mj3528 » 09 Nov 2015, 15:38

JichaelDick wrote:Image

I actually find Stefani pretty attractive.


that is probably the best picture of Miranda and 10 years old, and the worst picture of Stefani.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 10 Nov 2015, 08:19

As Theny said, Miranda looks like Florida trash. Blake is having fun!
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Goose » 11 Nov 2015, 11:06

News from the other half of this nonsense:

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And just to maintain interest:

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Briandong79 » 11 Nov 2015, 16:01

I'm seeing ruors that Blake already knocked up Gwen. Poor Miranda.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Goose » 12 Nov 2015, 09:44

Poor Blake. There is 0% chance that he and Gwen will have a hot nanny. It will either be a dude or she'll look like this:

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 06 Dec 2015, 21:44

Hearing that Blake and Gwen are ENGAGED! And they might elope to Mexico! This is crazy.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Goose » 07 Dec 2015, 11:44

Eloping to Mexico? Miranda don't care.

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby NotAndyGreenwald » 08 Dec 2015, 14:29

Goose wrote:Eloping to Mexico? Miranda don't care.

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She needs a hot piece of ass beside her to show she really dgaf doe. Take a page From the Madonna playbook and make it some male model, preferably latin.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby JichaelDick » 08 Dec 2015, 16:08

As a proud son of the South, I can say that look right there is the same look you give someone who ate the last piece of pecan pie. That is NOT a DGAF look--that is a massive GAF look while trying to look like you DGAF.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 09 Dec 2015, 17:40

She looks somewhat hot there! Still would I think.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BigJohnStudd » 03 Feb 2016, 01:59

Blake Shelton is getting a little pussy, and it's not Gwen!

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 11 Mar 2016, 10:15

Gwen has a new album dropping. Blake tweeted that he cant wait! Also, Gwen said that she never envisioned getting involved in a relationship with Blake, but she is over the moon that it has happened. Glad this is working out for them!

MEANWHILE, back on the ranch, seems that Miranda has not only moved on from Shelton, she has already told friends that she wants to have a baby soon with her NEW boyfriend, 27-year old country star Anderson East! Is she doing this to make Blake jealous? Is it out of spite? Or is she really happy with this child, AE? Who knows. Either way, this is continuing to be fascinating to watch from the sidelines. Nashville, er America, is watching this closely!

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby ctz31 » 11 Mar 2016, 10:34

My guess is she and blake tried to have a child but he was shooting blanks. Now she is passive aggressively taking shots at B by insinuating she is going to have a kid with AE so quickly. Childish imo.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Rodney Farva » 11 Mar 2016, 11:25

glad to see her face still looks like home plate (HT to whomever came up with that one.... anus?)
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BigJohnStudd » 12 Mar 2016, 15:14

Miranda showed up as a clue on Jeopardy yesterday, with a pic and everything, and I (and the other 3 players) still missed it. :(
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