Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 22 Jul 2015, 15:13

They are splitting up. Blake filed for divorce on July 6, but no one was aware til the other day.

I called for this split awhile ago. When he hosted SNL, i did a little research and found out that he got together with Lambert while he was already married (or something). He's a cad.

Miranda Lambert Canceled Her Concert After Blake Shelton Filed for Divorce
Thats unprofessional of her, imo.

Heres a pic, jerks.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 22 Jul 2015, 16:42

Great thread.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby mj3528 » 22 Jul 2015, 16:47

at least post a picture of the divorcing wife:

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 22 Jul 2015, 16:52

Do you guys think this will hurt or help their careers? I can see Shelton becoming an even bigger star, and Miranda sort of fading away. Thoughts?
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Rodney Farva » 22 Jul 2015, 20:09

mj3528 wrote:at least post a picture of the divorcing wife:

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only reason i didn't lock this thread
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby JichaelDick » 23 Jul 2015, 10:08

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Do you guys think this will hurt or help their careers? I can see Shelton becoming an even bigger star, and Miranda sort of fading away. Thoughts?


Yup, modern day George Jones and Tammy Wynette.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby NotAndyGreenwald » 23 Jul 2015, 14:34

mj3528 wrote:at least post a picture of the divorcing wife:

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waaaay better than the pic in the article where she holds a pink gretsch or dot or wtf other semi pos. but i'd hit it.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Colonel Angus » 23 Jul 2015, 14:36

Her face is shaped like home plate.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BigJohnStudd » 24 Jul 2015, 18:43

Colonel Angus wrote:Her face is shaped like home plate.


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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby JT99 » 24 Jul 2015, 19:12

Colonel Angus wrote:Her face is shaped like home plate.


Bet you Prez would dust it off for her
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Theny » 24 Jul 2015, 19:24

She has a very white trash face.
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby Prez » 26 Jul 2015, 07:35

JT99 wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:Her face is shaped like home plate.


Bet you Prez would dust it off for her



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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 Aug 2015, 08:27

Things are heating up. Have you guys been paying attention?

Blake Shelton’s Mistress Cady Groves Tells All After Miranda Lambert Split
Groves and Shelton allegedly began their affair back in August 2011 — just three months after he married Lambert — when Groves invited him to film a cameo for her music video following a string of back and forth messages on Twitter. “She told us that she had sex with him and said they did that for at least a year,”


I also read that Miranda cheated on Shelton with at least 5 guys. Since her face is shaped like home plate, tm Angus, its no wonder so many guys are rounding the bases. Oh!

One of the men Miranda Lambert cheated on Blake Shelton with was Major League Baseball player Josh Beckett, a new report alleges.

Thoughts?
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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby JT99 » 03 Aug 2015, 08:35

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Things are heating up. Have you guys been paying attention?

Blake Shelton’s Mistress Cady Groves Tells All After Miranda Lambert Split
Groves and Shelton allegedly began their affair back in August 2011 — just three months after he married Lambert — when Groves invited him to film a cameo for her music video following a string of back and forth messages on Twitter. “She told us that she had sex with him and said they did that for at least a year,”


I also read that Miranda cheated on Shelton with at least 5 guys. Since her face is shaped like home plate, tm Angus, its no wonder so many guys are rounding the bases. Oh!

One of the men Miranda Lambert cheated on Blake Shelton with was Major League Baseball player Josh Beckett, a new report alleges.

Thoughts?


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Re: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Done

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 05 Aug 2015, 18:08

Now Shelton is completely denying the affair with Cady Groves, stating he never touched that woman. He's suing publications running that lie.

This is getting good.
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