"311, I am ready to fight."

Postby fatty » 03 Mar 2006, 22:17

While I'm by no means a Scott Stapp supporter, let us all remember that without him, there'd be no Creed, and without them, no "Rickey Sings 'Blue' in the Creed Voice".

We should at least send him a card or some flowers.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Mar 2006, 10:04

New Stapp News

LAX arrest was not the first stop on Stapp's wild ride. On Thanksgiving, Stapp got into a barroom scuffle with members of the band 311 in a Baltimore hotel. No charges were filed, but 311 claimed that Stapp made lewd comments to the wife of band member Douglas "SA" Martinez and sucker-punched drummer Chad Sexton.


There's other stuff about the girl suing stapp and the porn production company, but this is what caught my attention. Looks like Stapp may not have been Chuck Norris after all. More like Snidley Whiplash.
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Postby nova » 21 May 2007, 11:08

Since the original link is busted, here is another story detailing Stapp's spiral into hilarity.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 21 May 2007, 13:26



who buys Orangina? Does stapp have a pantry full of weird shit like Nutella and mung beans and purified yak urine?
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Postby Clayton Bigsby » 21 May 2007, 14:05

SouthernYokel wrote:


who buys Orangina? Does stapp have a pantry full of weird shit like Nutella and mung beans and purified yak urine?


Orangina and Nutella both rule!
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Postby SouthernYokel » 21 May 2007, 14:08

Clayton Bigsby wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:


who buys Orangina? Does stapp have a pantry full of weird shit like Nutella and mung beans and purified yak urine?


Orangina and Nutella both rule!


Orangina comes in a round bottle and is french. I can bend on Nutella, since it tastes pretty good, i just think it's a little weird. Like, what do you put it on, biscuits or something?
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Postby Clayton Bigsby » 21 May 2007, 14:18

SouthernYokel wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:


who buys Orangina? Does stapp have a pantry full of weird shit like Nutella and mung beans and purified yak urine?


Orangina and Nutella both rule!


Orangina comes in a round bottle and is french. I can bend on Nutella, since it tastes pretty good, i just think it's a little weird. Like, what do you put it on, biscuits or something?


I put it on pancakes.
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Postby Rodney Farva » 21 May 2007, 14:35

i thought orangina was spanish. don't be hating on the orangina, it's tasty and refreshing.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 21 May 2007, 14:42

Rodney Farva wrote:i thought orangina was spanish. don't be hating on the orangina, it's tasty and refreshing.


according to my good friend wiki, it was originally produced in Algeria, and then in france once algeria got their independence.
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Postby Rickey Sez » 21 May 2007, 14:49



Another case of Scott Stapp repelling 'gina. Although it would have been better if it were Tang.
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Re: "311, I am ready to fight."

Postby Colonel Angus » 15 Apr 2010, 10:21

"Isn't it no, baas or something? That's how I read it in a boxing book. It's South African or something."
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Re: "311, I am ready to fight."

Postby Magnum » 09 Apr 2011, 20:15

This story is a little old, but I mean, do you think the wolves were scared off by "heavy metal music," or just the fact that they were subjected to Creed?

Also, why was this kid listening to Creed? What a loser.

Anyone still talk to Sugarthief? Was just rereading this thread and saw she's a big fan of 311! lol
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Re: "311, I am ready to fight."

Postby Gregs Kite » 07 Jun 2011, 19:47

Apr 22, 2015 3:49 pm Clayton Bigsby i enjoy sports

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Re: "311, I am ready to fight."

Postby Magnum » 07 Jun 2011, 20:53

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