The Karaeoke Machine

Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby JichaelDick » 25 Apr 2008, 22:45

The song spoofed on the internets episode of South Park that Balls hated so much (go Sixers, though)


I'm goin' down the road feeling bad,
I'm a-goin' down the road feeling bad,
I'm a-goin' down the road feeling bad Lord, Lord,
An' I ain't a-gonna be treated this a-way.

I'm a-goin' where the water taste like wine,
I'm a-goin' where the water taste like wine,
I'm a-goin' where the water taste like wine, Lord,
An' I ain't a-gonna be treated this way.

It takes a ten-dollar shoe to fit my feet,
It takes a ten-dollar shoe to fit my feet,
It takes a ten-dollar shoe to fit my feet, Lord, Lord,
An' I ain't a-gonna be treated this way.

Your a-two-dollar shoe hurts my feet,
Your two-dollar shoe hurts my feet,
Yes, your two-dollar shoe hurts my feet, Lord God
An' I ain't a-gonna be treated this way.

I ain't gonna be treated this way
No, I ain't gonna be treated this way
No, I ain't gonna be treated this way, Lord God
And I ain't gonna be treated this way
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 08 May 2008, 15:24

Woke up quick, at about noon,
Just thought that i had to be in compton soon.
I gotta get drunk, before the day begins,
Before my Mom starts bitchin' about my friends.
'Bout to go, and damn near went blind,
Young niggers on the path throwin' up gang signs.
I went in the house to get my clip,
with my mack-10 on the side of my hip.
I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon
Just as I thought the fools kept steppin'
I jumped in the front, hit the juice on my ride,
I got front and back, side to side.
Then I let the alpine play,
I was pumpin' new shit from NWA.
It was Gangsta, Gangsta at the top of the list,
Then I played my own shit - it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 64,
I was jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hos
Went to the park to get the scoop,
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin' some hoop.

A car pulls up, who could it be?
A fresh El Camino, rollin key low-G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
"It's all about makin' that GTA"

'Cause the Boyz in the hood are always hard,
come talking that trash and we'll pull your card.
Know nothin' in life but to be legit,
Don't quote me boy I ain't said shit.

Bored as hell, and I wanna get ill,
so I go to a place where my homeboys chill.
Fellas out there tryin' ta make that dolla,
I pulled out there in my 64 impalla.
Greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
and from the 8-ball my breath starts stinkin'
gotta get my girl, to rock that body,
before I left, I hit the Bacardi.
Pull to the house, get her outta the path,
and the bitch said somethin' ta make me mad.
she said somethin' that I couldn't believe,
so I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave.
Started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know,
so i reached back like a pimp,
and I slapped the ho.
Then her father stood up, and started to shout,
so I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out.

'Cause the Boyz in the hood are always hard,
come talking that trash and we'll pull your card.
Know nothin' in life but to be legit,
Don't quote me boy I ain't said shit.
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_ Tue May 04, 2010 11:33 pm: i will say 27 with a confidence interval of around 97%
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby JichaelDick » 08 May 2008, 22:55

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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 08 Jun 2008, 20:33

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.
When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo', fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
I thought to myself, “Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!”
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had.
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this women from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, “Aiiiiieeee!”
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, “I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.”
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, “Yes, Miss Daisy!”
Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albina. Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.
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_ Tue May 04, 2010 11:33 pm: i will say 27 with a confidence interval of around 97%
nerf66 Tue May 04, 2010 11:34 pm: 97% confident they were all women?
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby WampaOne » 25 Jun 2008, 16:22

Here´s for Bacon´s Russian bandwagon. Written by Iron Maiden in 1990 :sniff:

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Mother Russia how are you sleeping
Middle winter cold winds blow
From the trees the snowflakes drifting
Swirling round like ghosts in the snow

Mother Russia poetry majestic
Tells the time of a great empire
Turning round the old man ponders
Reminiscing an age gone by

Mother Russia
Dance of the czars
Hold up your heads
Be proud of what you are
Now it has come
Freedom at last
Turning the tides of history
And your past

Mother Russia
Dance of the stars
Hold up your heads
Remember who you are
Can you release
The anger the grief
Can you be happy
Now your people are free
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby mister bacon » 25 Jun 2008, 17:19

haha thanks wampa! i definitely enjoyed this, ive listened to it a couple times in fact.
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 03 Aug 2008, 12:00

Haven't seen you FOR quite a while
I was down the HOLE just passing time
Last time we met was a low-lit room
We were as close together as a bride and groom
We ate the food, we drank the wine
Everybody having a good time
Except you
You were talking about the end of the world

I took the money
I spiked your drink
You miss too much these days if you stop to think
You lead me on with those innocent eyes
You know I love the element of surprise
In the garden I was playing the tart
I kissed your lips and broke your heart
You
You were acting like it was the end of the world

Love...love...love...love...love...love...
Love...love...love...love...love...love...
Love...love...love...love...

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows
But my sorrows, they learned to swim
Surrounding me, going down on me
Spilling over the brim
Waves of regret, waves of joy
I reached out for the one I tried to destroy
You, you said you'd wait till the end of the world.
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_ Tue May 04, 2010 11:33 pm: i will say 27 with a confidence interval of around 97%
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby JichaelDick » 06 Aug 2008, 11:38

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
who's chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooaaaar....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I adanaC revo raoS
[You can hear hear it if you reverse it.]

(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Nlehh...)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby JichaelDick » 23 Aug 2008, 09:58

Yeah, c'mon.
Love my girl.
She lookin' good.
C'mon.
One more.

Five to one, baby, one in five,
No one here gets out alive now.
You'll get yours, baby, I'll get mine,
Gonna make it, baby, if we try.

The old get old and the young get stronger,
May take a week and it may take longer,
They got the guns but we got the numbers,
Gonna win, yeah, we're takin' over, come on!

Wow!

Your ballroom days are over, baby.
Night is drawing near,
Shadows of the evening
Crawl across the years.

You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand,
Trying to tell me no one understands,
Trade in your hours for a handful dimes.
Gonna make it, baby, in our prime.

Got together one more time,
Get together one more time,
Get together one more time,
Get together, (one more time).
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together, gotta get together
Gotta get together, gotta…
Na na, na na na na na…
A-a-aargh, whoah!

Hey, come on, honey,
You've goin' along home and wait for me, baby.
I'll be there in just a little while,
You see, I gotta go out in this car with these people
And get fucked up.

Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together, gotta…
Get together, gotta…
Get together, gotta…
Take me up in the mountains and…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Love my girl,
She's lookin' good,
Lookin' real beautiful.
Love ya, c'mon!
Feel!
Hey!
Come on!
Wow!
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby Jew Jitsu » 17 Oct 2008, 02:53

[Allure]
All alone on a Sunday morning
Outside I see the rain is falling
Inside I'm slowly dying
But the rain will hide my crying, crying, crying
And you
Don't you know my tears will burn the pillow
Set this place on fire
'Cause I'm tired of your lie
All I needed was a simple "Hello"
But the traffic was so noisy that you could not hear me cry
(I) I gave you my love in vain
My body never knew such pleasure,
My heart never knew such pain
(And you) You leave me so confused
Now I'm all cried out, over you.
[112]
Cryin' over you, yeah
Never wanted to see things your way,
Had to go astray
For why was I such a fool (Why was I such a fool)
Now I see that the grass is greener
Is it too late for me to find my way home,
How could I be so wrong?
[Allure]
Leaving me all alone
Don't you know my tears will cause an inferno
Romance of the flames
Why should I take the blame?
You were the one who left me neglected (So sorry baby)
Apology not accepted
Add me to the broken hearts you've collected
(I) I gave you all of me (Gave you all of me)
How was I to know,
You would weaken so easily
(I) I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
Now I'm all cried out (All cried out)
Over you
(I) I gave you my love in vain
My body never knew such pleasure,
My heart never knew such pain
And you
[112]
You left me so confused
[Allure]
Now I'm all cried out
Now I'm all cried out
Over you
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby Frank the Tank » 19 Oct 2008, 21:10

You have to start singing along when the song gets to "don't you know my TEARS... WILL... BURN... the pillllloowwwww" or you're dead inside.
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby JichaelDick » 28 Jun 2010, 00:12

I used to hate him, but I've come to love him...plus, this song was sampled by Bone Thugs n Harmony, so there...

Take that look of worry
I'm an ordinary man
They don't tell me nothing
So I find out what I can
There's a fire that's been burning
Right outside my door
I can't see but I feel it
And it helps to keep me warm
So I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind

Seems so long I've been waiting
Still don't know what for
There's no point escaping
I don't worry anymore
I can't come out to find you
I don't like to go outside
They can't turn off my feelings
Like they're turning off a light
But I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind
Oh I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind

So take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home, oh lord
Cos I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you

Take that look of worry, mine's an ordinary life
Working when it's daylight
And sleeping when it's night
I've got no far horizons
I don't wish upon a star
They don't think that I listen
Oh but I know who they are
And I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind
Oh I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind

So take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home, oh lord
Well I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you

But I don't remember
Take, take me home...
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 28 Jun 2010, 09:01

JD, next time you want to post something like this, please think to yourself "I should be out chasing pussy instead", and then go chase pussy. You don't NEED to post lyrics. You NEED to see breasts.
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby JichaelDick » 28 Jun 2010, 12:09

Clayton Bigsby wrote:JD, next time you want to post something like this, please think to yourself "I should be out chasing pussy instead", and then go chase pussy. You don't NEED to post lyrics. You NEED to see breasts.


It's Sunday night in Alabama, and right now I don't have the money to do so. Unless I do so on the computer--which I WAS doing at the time.
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Re: The Karaeoke Machine

Postby someguysomewhere » 28 Jun 2010, 20:55

JichaelDick wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:JD, next time you want to post something like this, please think to yourself "I should be out chasing pussy instead", and then go chase pussy. You don't NEED to post lyrics. You NEED to see breasts.


It's Sunday night in Alabama, and right now I don't have the money to do so. Unless I do so on the computer--which I WAS doing at the time.


Attaboy! I can feel my NOW prediction coming to fruition.

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