The Karaeoke Machine

The Karaeoke Machine

Postby fatty » 28 May 2005, 07:59

This one is dedicated to Rickey. Since we already have a movie and tv quote thread, let's have a place to quote (or cyber-sing, if you geeks want to call it that) some quality tunes.

For starters, I give you:

Tina got a big ole' butt...
I know I told ya I'd be true,
But Tina got a big ole' butt...
So I'm leavin you.


Ladies Love Cool Jay
"I remember reading that he (Jeffrey Maier) went to a mets camp a couple years back and Tony Tarasco was there....If I was him, when no one was lookin, I'd violate him in the bathroom with a metal bat." - Tremendous_side Potential
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Postby Magnum » 28 May 2005, 09:23

This is dedicated to Mr. Gary Sheffield of the New York Yankees.

this is the remix to ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen
mama rollin that body
got evey man in here wishin
sippin on coke and rum
im like so what im drunk
its the freakin weekend baby
im about to have me some fun

(Let me see you) Bounce-
bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
Bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
(Now let me see you) Bounce-
bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
Bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce...


~R. Kelly (some quality lyrics there, buddy)

Here's to the Sox beating the Yankees this weekend! Fuck you Gary Sheffield
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Postby fatty » 28 May 2005, 23:59

Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr-Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina

MISTER BOB DOBALINA!!
"I remember reading that he (Jeffrey Maier) went to a mets camp a couple years back and Tony Tarasco was there....If I was him, when no one was lookin, I'd violate him in the bathroom with a metal bat." - Tremendous_side Potential
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Postby Rickey Sez » 29 May 2005, 00:39

fatty wrote:Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr-Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina

MISTER BOB DOBALINA!!


When I was in High School, somebody got on the intercom and kept going "Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina. Please call the office. Paging Mr. Dobalina. Mr Bob Dobalina. Please call the office."

At the time, I was dissecting a fetal pig, and I think I cut the poor thing's small instestine to shreds.
I'd like to see a pair of boobs that would prompt me to write home. Maybe Scarlett Johannson level quality? "Dear Mom and Dad, I saw an awesome rack today. They were perfect. Everything else is fine. Love, BD79."
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Postby fatty » 29 May 2005, 00:41

Rickey Sez wrote:At the time, I was dissecting a fetal pig, and I think I cut the poor thing's small instestine to shreds.


I probably shouldn't have laughed so hard at that...but damnit if I didn't almost spit up my drink. That's priceless.
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Postby mister bacon » 29 May 2005, 12:22

Rickey Sez wrote:
fatty wrote:Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina...
Mr-Mr dobalina, mr BOB dobalina

MISTER BOB DOBALINA!!


When I was in High School, somebody got on the intercom and kept going "Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina. Please call the office. Paging Mr. Dobalina. Mr Bob Dobalina. Please call the office."

At the time, I was dissecting a fetal pig, and I think I cut the poor thing's small instestine to shreds.



Wow thats sweet Rickey. I don't even know what to say.

I'll counter with the following:

Me and Kid Sensation, that home away from home
In the Black Benz Limo with the Cellular Phone
I'm callin up the Posse, It's time to get drippin
I'm freakin each sunroof, to keep ya suckers trippin
Everybody's lookin, if your jealous, turn around
The AMD kick keep us closer to the ground
We gettin good grip from the 50 series tires
The Alpine bumpin, but I need the volume higher
Cause the 808 Kickdrum, makes the girlies get dumb
We're rollin Ranier and the jealous wanna get some
Everytime we do this, Sucker MC's wanna battle
I'm the Man they love to hate, The JR Ewing of Seattle
Pickup the posse on 23rd and Jackson
Headin for the strip, yes were lookin for some action
The Limo's kinda crowded the whole car was leanin back
My Horadji was watchin TV with 2 girlies on his lap
On Martin Luther King, the set looks kinda dead
We need a new street, So Posse move ahead
We all look kinda swave, the crew you can't forget
The Mix Alot Posse, coller rippin up the set

MY POSSE'S ON BROADWAY
MY POSSE'S ON BROADWAY
POSSE UP!
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Postby Frank the Tank » 29 May 2005, 13:45

Girl, look what you've done to me,
Me, and my whole world,
Girl, you brought the sun to me,
With your smile, you did it girl,

I'm telling you girl, something unknown to me,
Makes you what you are,
and what you are is all I could ask for me,
and its good to feel that way girl.

Thank you girl, for making the morning brighter
girl for making the night time nicer
girl for making a better world for me.

I'm telling you girl, something unknown to me,
Makes you what you are,
and what you are is all I could ask for me,
and its good to feel that way girl.

Thank you girl, for making the morning brighter
girl for making the night time nicer
girl for making a better world for me.

Thankyou girl, for making the winter warmer
Girl, for making the music softer,
Girl, for making a better world for me

Thank you girl, for making the morning brighter
girl for making the night time nicer,
girl for making a better world for me.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 31 May 2005, 16:42

Well, Virgil Cain is the name, and I served the Danville train
Till Stoneman's calvary came, and they tore up the tracks again
In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive
By May 10, Richmond had fell,it's a time, I remember oh so well.

The night they drove old Dixie down,
And all the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down,
And all the people were singing
na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na

Back with my wife in Tennessee when one day she called to me,
Said, "Virgil, quick come see, there goes Robert E. Lee."
I don't mind chopping wood,
and I don't care if my money's no good
You take what you need and you leave the rest
But they should never have taken the very best

The night they drove old Dixie down,
And all the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down,
And all the people were singing
na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na

Like my father before me, I'm a working man
And like my brother up above me, we took a Rebel stand
He was just 18, proud and brave
Till a Yankee, laid him in his grave
And I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise a Cain back up, when he's in defeat.


The night they drove old Dixie down,
And all the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down,
And all the people were singing
na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na


I've grown so used to you somehow, Lord I'm nobody's sugar daddy now, and I'm lo-oo-onesome, I've got the lovesick blues.
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Postby Scoring Machine » 31 May 2005, 23:14

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself.
Well don't knock it till you've tried it.
And I've tried it my friend.
I'll never smoke Weed with willie again!

Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I may discount Bungee jump but,
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend.
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckel Rose
The party was Huntsville, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in

Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
No I do not partake I just let it pass by
With a grin on my face and a great contact high

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again
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Postby Rickey Sez » 31 May 2005, 23:29

When I get to a party To get it started
I grab tha microphone and rock it cold hearted
Go behind tha curtains while my fanz they point
You know what Loc's doin' I'm blazin a joint
Cause it seems a lot of times I'm at my best
After some methical or a bowl of sense.
I'm creatin' multiplyin' big time supplyin'
Enuff bud to keep tha whole party high on
I might get ill and roll an 8th in one hooter
Park my Benz or cold jet it on my scooter
Bail to tha coast, take a head of this Skunk
Twist up a big bomb of this serious dope
Smoke it down to tha dub or roach tip
So much damn resin it's startin' to drip
It ain't harmful like heroin, this stuff's cheap
That's why I'm glad that I got this......


Man, Don't cha hate it when you ain't go no weed
It seems about tha time you really feel tha need
To get high, get full, you know get blasted
Keep ya singin' tha high it really lasted
Rollin' around tryin' not to get stopped
By tha boyz tha pigs you know tha cops
Pull into one spot to see what they're all about
Suckers noddin' their head, tellin' you they're all out
You go back to tha crib, Pick up tha telephone
You try it so I guess they saw you got home
Cause I can buy it O.Z. or go buy dime
I get cash for her I can get it on time
It really makes no difference long as I get lit
Roll it in my Zig Zag take a big bone hit
Cause after tha bud, My rhymes start flowin'
Never gettin' short of uh uh, The always knowin'
I'm maxin', relaxin', but never taxin'
No need for you to keep on askin'
If tha It is tha It, If tha Shit is tha Shit
Cause when it comes to smokin' cheeba
You know my shit is legit
Your tha student, And I'm tha teacher
I'm not a minister, Reverent or Preacher
So excuse me while I call time
Cause I'm gonna take a few hitz
in tha middle of this rhyme.....


One day I was coolin' with my homeboy seal, chill
Gettin' fucked up in his coupe de ville, still
I wasn't to high to know what I was doin'
Went to tha store and got some more brew in
Came back to tha car, Try'd to be a winner
Rolled up all my roaches, they bearly made a Pinna (Pin)
I wasn't upset I had more at tha house
I was savin' it for later, When I get with my spouse
Cause when we're together, blazin' tha cheeba
She does things to me that you wouldn't believe
I'm not talkin' freaky or nothin' obscene
But it's not far off if you know what I mean
She'll take me upstairs, lay me down on tha bed
Pull off tha Fila shorts n start givin' me hizead (head)
If I was boo I'd do tha same
She must love it, She ain't never complained
They'll be moanin', kickin' a lot of screamin'
I work it so hard she starts steamin'
You know how it is after a couple of wooers
She was subject and I am tha Ruler
She's my freak y'all, but she's no skeeza
One thing for sure, Tha girl's always got that.....


Two weeks ago when I was writin' this rhyme
I had some hydroponic, Boy that shit was fine
I had two joints, One for me and my homie
After half tha show, He didn't even know me
His eyes were tight, they turned red
He could bearly hold them up, They where heavy as lead
An hour went by, He said Loc I'm kinda hungry
I said oh shit! This brothers got tha munchies
Got off my couch, put my Gucci's on my feet
Went to tha Seven Eleven at tha top of tha street
I ordered everythin' edible off tha shelf
He thought it was sad, I ate it all myself
When we got back to tha car, Headed north then south
I needed a drink I had a cotton mouth
We had so much food didn't know where to start
At tha Hagan Daas or Kelloggs Pop Tarts
Big bags of chips, gallons of dips
It took me weeks to get tha taste of my lips
I ate so much miserable is how I felt
Almost busted out my pants had to loosen my belt
Kickin at the tube, wathin' none better than
You know tha king of late night, Yeah Dave Letterman
Not to hilarious jokes kinda plain
But everythin' is funny when your smokin' Mary Jane.....
I'd like to see a pair of boobs that would prompt me to write home. Maybe Scarlett Johannson level quality? "Dear Mom and Dad, I saw an awesome rack today. They were perfect. Everything else is fine. Love, BD79."
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Postby Scoring Machine » 31 May 2005, 23:46

Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin' my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault
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Postby Frank the Tank » 02 Jun 2005, 09:29

Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
When I go down Florida Way,
They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not, should
Not do, stick it right here.
Well I been movin' down to Florida.
I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao.
I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.
And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India's sacred cow.
Well, I been movin' down Florida Way,
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb.
Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida.
Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain.
They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercurys down in Florida.
That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
When I go down Florida Way,
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
Well I been goin' down to Florida.
Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.
When I go down Florida Way,
Like Vince, I wanna' win.
Well I went down to Florida.
I got away.
I took the children down to Florida.
I stuck the dick down the drain.
Get that boy down to Florida.
Give him a switch blade.
Tell him what to do.
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Postby Rickey Sez » 02 Jun 2005, 10:43

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE


Not the whole song. Just that part over and over again.
I'd like to see a pair of boobs that would prompt me to write home. Maybe Scarlett Johannson level quality? "Dear Mom and Dad, I saw an awesome rack today. They were perfect. Everything else is fine. Love, BD79."
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Postby nerf66 » 02 Jun 2005, 17:27

This here's a story 'bout billy joe and bobby suuuuuuuuuue.

Where it began....

I can't stop this feeeeeelin' deep inside of me....

At the Copa....


Couple of great starts to great karaeoke songs
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 02 Jun 2005, 17:37

When it comes crashing down
And it hurts inside
You got to take a stand
It doesn't help to hide
If you hurt my friends
Then you hurt my pride
I've got to be a man
I can't let it slide

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right, fight for your life

Well I feel strong about right and wrong
And I don't take trouble for very long
I've got something deep inside of me
Courage is the thing that keeps us free.

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right, fight for your life

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right, fight for your life

If you hurt my friends
Then you hurt my pride
I've got to be a man
I can't let it slide

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right, fight for your life

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right, fight for your life


I've grown so used to you somehow, Lord I'm nobody's sugar daddy now, and I'm lo-oo-onesome, I've got the lovesick blues.
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