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Postby Dr Jeckyll » 02 Feb 2017, 08:26

maybe this thread will lead to some comedy gold, maybe it will die a quick and embarrassing death. time will tell. this one wasn't that hilarious, but this british website did get my click based on the headline, and then i read the first sentence and realized it was going to be a completely worthless article.

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Re: Clickbait

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 04 Aug 2017, 13:32

A-Rod records his own interviews

Also in the same boat it’s these clickbait headlines that really have nothing to do with the gist of the story, but if they can do something just on the fringe of what was actually said in the story they’ll get the most clicks, that’ll be the headline


too soon for the double post? should probably give other people a chance to post before swooping in but YOLO!
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Re: Clickbait

Postby Goose » 04 Aug 2017, 14:03

Dr Jeckyll wrote:A-Rod records his own interviews

Also in the same boat it’s these clickbait headlines that really have nothing to do with the gist of the story, but if they can do something just on the fringe of what was actually said in the story they’ll get the most clicks, that’ll be the headline


too soon for the double post? should probably give other people a chance to post before swooping in but YOLO!


This one got me at the bottom of an article a couple years back.

http://www.looper.com/11214/didnt-know- ... -vayntrub/

But they fucked up by putting her name on the second page of the slide show. Goodbye clickbait and hello GIS.

And for posterity's sake:

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Re: Clickbait

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 10 Oct 2017, 12:48

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Re: Clickbait

Postby Goose » 10 Oct 2017, 14:01

Balls: I know a guy who came home after high school one day to over hear his mom and dad having a 3some with another lady. He actually went to beat off during it in his room.
mister bacon: Wow no wonder PJ is so fucked up.
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Re: Clickbait

Postby bosux » 10 Oct 2017, 14:06

Goose wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:A-Rod records his own interviews

Also in the same boat it’s these clickbait headlines that really have nothing to do with the gist of the story, but if they can do something just on the fringe of what was actually said in the story they’ll get the most clicks, that’ll be the headline


too soon for the double post? should probably give other people a chance to post before swooping in but YOLO!


This one got me at the bottom of an article a couple years back.

http://www.looper.com/11214/didnt-know- ... -vayntrub/

But they fucked up by putting her name on the second page of the slide show. Goodbye clickbait and hello GIS.

And for posterity's sake:

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this is a great photo...her kids are going to be very lucky
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Re: Clickbait

Postby Briandong79 » 26 Oct 2017, 14:05

Women photographed having orgasms (just their faces)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/47105 ... to-series/

I feel like some type of art (insert quotation marks if you'd like) like this gets done all the time

1) This is kind of oddly hot even though most of the women aren't.
2) Some of the picture captions are extremely funny to me.
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Re: Clickbait

Postby SouthernYokel » 26 Oct 2017, 14:17

Briandong79 wrote:Women photographed having orgasms (just their faces)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/47105 ... to-series/

I feel like some type of art (insert quotation marks if you'd like) like this gets done all the time

1) This is kind of oddly hot even though most of the women aren't.
2) Some of the picture captions are extremely funny to me.


that is not clickbait, that was 100% interesting from beginning to end
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Re: Clickbait

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Oct 2017, 14:18

Briandong79 wrote:Women photographed having orgasms (just their faces)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/47105 ... to-series/

I feel like some type of art (insert quotation marks if you'd like) like this gets done all the time

1) This is kind of oddly hot even though most of the women aren't.
2) Some of the picture captions are extremely funny to me.


Anyone else think the one captioned "her face twitches when she orgasms" is her auto reflex anticipating a glazing? Just me?
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