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Postby PhillyJim76 » 08 Mar 2017, 20:45

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Postby bosux » 08 Mar 2017, 20:58

babylurch wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:I like to think I'd be smart and stay single if I got divorced, but I probably wouldn't. Sex is like magazines. You can subscriber or you can buy a single issue whenever you want. If you subscribe, you get a "discount", and you know where your next fix is coming from. But then you realize the discount is an illusion because you didn't want 156 issues of Us Weekly. You wanted maybe 6, and then you wanted to try People. You'd get sick of that too, but you tell yourself that you can't afford to keep buying single issues of Popular Mechanics. Plus everyone else has a subscription. It's just easy. So you keep with Us Weekly and leave your dried tears on the tear-out subscription cards littered on your floor. Of course it would all be so much better if you just took a minute to think about how the internet has changed the game and changed to "digital delivery". Sure, you miss some of the tactile sensations of traditional delivery, but everything you want is available so cheaply.

Have you switched medications? This is a lovely metaphor, yet nonsense.


frank's still a little loopy from that bernie bro beatdown i laid on him yesterday
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Postby babylurch » 08 Mar 2017, 21:01

bosux wrote:
babylurch wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:I like to think I'd be smart and stay single if I got divorced, but I probably wouldn't. Sex is like magazines. You can subscriber or you can buy a single issue whenever you want. If you subscribe, you get a "discount", and you know where your next fix is coming from. But then you realize the discount is an illusion because you didn't want 156 issues of Us Weekly. You wanted maybe 6, and then you wanted to try People. You'd get sick of that too, but you tell yourself that you can't afford to keep buying single issues of Popular Mechanics. Plus everyone else has a subscription. It's just easy. So you keep with Us Weekly and leave your dried tears on the tear-out subscription cards littered on your floor. Of course it would all be so much better if you just took a minute to think about how the internet has changed the game and changed to "digital delivery". Sure, you miss some of the tactile sensations of traditional delivery, but everything you want is available so cheaply.

Have you switched medications? This is a lovely metaphor, yet nonsense.


frank's still a little loopy from that bernie bro beatdown i laid on him yesterday

Exhaustion could cause his delirium.
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Postby Prez » 09 Mar 2017, 08:27

the cheese wrote:6. Prez - gonna need to shit or get off the pot one of these days


I gotta tell you, even though my situation is driven by my desire to help my kids in every way possible while they're in school and living at home (for free), the reality is, it's not so bad being me right now. I can't imagine that I would be happier post divorce and "in a relationship". Most women are batshit crazy, who needs relationships?
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Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Mar 2017, 14:40

Cheese has properly ranked me. I would make zero effort to find another woman. One quibble, not ALL of my free time is spent on video games, some is spent on pornography.

On the other hand i would effortlessly rattle off 3-5 ladies in the first few weeks because theyre already in line. That would dry up quickly though
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Postby mj3528 » 09 Mar 2017, 14:43

SouthernYokel wrote:Cheese has properly ranked me. I would make zero effort to find another woman. One quibble, not ALL of my free time is spent on video games, some is spent on pornography.

On the other hand i would effortlessly rattle off 3-5 ladies in the first few weeks because theyre already in line. That would dry up quickly though


would she be included in the 3-5?:

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Postby the cheese » 09 Mar 2017, 14:44

Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?
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Postby CourtesyFlush » 09 Mar 2017, 14:46

the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?

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Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Mar 2017, 14:47

the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?


Lol not a chance. I cant imagine a divorce scenario where either of them ever speaks to me again.

I dont think trinity would be in that line. Shes had 3 kids to a fancy doctor now. Maybe shes bored though
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Postby mj3528 » 09 Mar 2017, 14:48

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?


Lol not a chance. I cant imagine a divorce scenario where either of them ever speaks to me again.

I dont think trinity would be in that line. Shes had 3 kids to a fancy doctor now. Maybe shes bored though


wow on Trinity. She is probably a legend at the Belle for that move. Even more so than the one girl who did pay her way through college with her tips.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Mar 2017, 14:53

mj3528 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?


Lol not a chance. I cant imagine a divorce scenario where either of them ever speaks to me again.

I dont think trinity would be in that line. Shes had 3 kids to a fancy doctor now. Maybe shes bored though


wow on Trinity. She is probably a legend at the Belle for that move. Even more so than the one girl who did pay her way through college with her tips.


I had an awkward convo with her in the grocery store the other day. Went to one downtown, not my usual store. She was with her kids and i had mine. Nothing fun or clever, just a bunch of "sooooo...how you been, good good ok nice seeing you." And then trying to get off sequence with her in the aisles so i didnt have to talk to her anymore. Still looked great though, not a 3 child body thats for sure
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Postby the cheese » 09 Mar 2017, 14:56

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?


Lol not a chance. I cant imagine a divorce scenario where either of them ever speaks to me again.

I dont think trinity would be in that line. Shes had 3 kids to a fancy doctor now. Maybe shes bored though


wow on Trinity. She is probably a legend at the Belle for that move. Even more so than the one girl who did pay her way through college with her tips.


I had an awkward convo with her in the grocery store the other day. Went to one downtown, not my usual store. She was with her kids and i had mine. Nothing fun or clever, just a bunch of "sooooo...how you been, good good ok nice seeing you." And then trying to get off sequence with her in the aisles so i didnt have to talk to her anymore. Still looked great though, not a 3 child body thats for sure


Hey....lotta great stuff in the deli today! Kid, do you think you would like potato salad? Macaroni salad? Jello salad? No? Maybe some nice fried chicken. Ok, guess not! Let's go the baker...ok we're in the clear. No you can't have a cookie or jello salad.
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Postby mj3528 » 09 Mar 2017, 14:57

the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?


Lol not a chance. I cant imagine a divorce scenario where either of them ever speaks to me again.

I dont think trinity would be in that line. Shes had 3 kids to a fancy doctor now. Maybe shes bored though


wow on Trinity. She is probably a legend at the Belle for that move. Even more so than the one girl who did pay her way through college with her tips.


I had an awkward convo with her in the grocery store the other day. Went to one downtown, not my usual store. She was with her kids and i had mine. Nothing fun or clever, just a bunch of "sooooo...how you been, good good ok nice seeing you." And then trying to get off sequence with her in the aisles so i didnt have to talk to her anymore. Still looked great though, not a 3 child body thats for sure


Hey....lotta great stuff in the deli today! Kid, do you think you would like potato salad? Macaroni salad? Jello salad? No? Maybe some nice fried chicken. Ok, guess not! Let's go the baker...ok we're in the clear. No you can't have a cookie or jello salad.


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Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Mar 2017, 15:02

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?


Lol not a chance. I cant imagine a divorce scenario where either of them ever speaks to me again.

I dont think trinity would be in that line. Shes had 3 kids to a fancy doctor now. Maybe shes bored though


wow on Trinity. She is probably a legend at the Belle for that move. Even more so than the one girl who did pay her way through college with her tips.


I had an awkward convo with her in the grocery store the other day. Went to one downtown, not my usual store. She was with her kids and i had mine. Nothing fun or clever, just a bunch of "sooooo...how you been, good good ok nice seeing you." And then trying to get off sequence with her in the aisles so i didnt have to talk to her anymore. Still looked great though, not a 3 child body thats for sure


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Postby Rodney Farva » 09 Mar 2017, 22:10

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Are The Greek and Horseface McNiceAss in this line?


Lol not a chance. I cant imagine a divorce scenario where either of them ever speaks to me again.

I dont think trinity would be in that line. Shes had 3 kids to a fancy doctor now. Maybe shes bored though


wow on Trinity. She is probably a legend at the Belle for that move. Even more so than the one girl who did pay her way through college with her tips.


I had an awkward convo with her in the grocery store the other day. Went to one downtown, not my usual store. She was with her kids and i had mine. Nothing fun or clever, just a bunch of "sooooo...how you been, good good ok nice seeing you." And then trying to get off sequence with her in the aisles so i didnt have to talk to her anymore. Still looked great though, not a 3 child body thats for sure


Hey....lotta great stuff in the deli today! Kid, do you think you would like potato salad? Macaroni salad? Jello salad? No? Maybe some nice fried chicken. Ok, guess not! Let's go the baker...ok we're in the clear. No you can't have a cookie or jello salad.


"mommy, daddy was talking to a pretty lady he knew in the grocery store today and then he drove home REALLY fast and then he went in your bedroom and locked the door and then he came out 10 minutes later and he looked really sleepy and he smelled kind of yucky and stuff"


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