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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 07 Feb 2018, 14:39

#freshbutt chronicles: Utah Highway Patrol edition

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/02/07/in-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-woman-says-utah-trooper-used-his-authority-to-stalk-her/


A Utah County woman has sued a Utah Highway Patrol trooper for sexual harassment, saying he hounded her with unwanted sexually charged text messages and used his position and authority to stalk her.


strong texting game:

While the two were working together between January 2017 and June, Leyva realized Robbins was sexually interested in her, according to the lawsuit. He texted her: “Do you need a drink? I’ll bring one over,” and, “I really didn’t want a drink, you know … that was just code for wanting to see you.”


is this wrong:



At one point, Robbins activated his emergency lights and pulled Leyva over while she was driving an unmarked vehicle belonging neither to her nor to her employer. “Robbins was apparently using his patrol car and position at UHP to stalk Heather,” the lawsuit states.

This behavior frightened Leyva. On June 15, she texted Robbins, saying her company was not getting its rightful share of towing jobs. Robbins responded: “Now, do not give me a reason not to like you.”


the object of the trooper's desire

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Rodney Farva » 07 Feb 2018, 14:57

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You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby jman » 07 Feb 2018, 16:26

She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby chrisco » 07 Feb 2018, 17:26

jman wrote:She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?

Could she be the Kate Upton of towing?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 07 Feb 2018, 17:33

chrisco wrote:
jman wrote:She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?

Could she be the Kate Upton of towing?

No, I do not think so.

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 07 Feb 2018, 17:36

mj3528 wrote:
chrisco wrote:
jman wrote:She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?

Could she be the Kate Upton of towing?

No, I do not think so.

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Until I see a hotter tow company employee, she's the Kate Upton of towing.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 07 Feb 2018, 17:46

TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
chrisco wrote:
jman wrote:She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?

Could she be the Kate Upton of towing?

No, I do not think so.

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Until I see a hotter tow company employee, she's the Kate Upton of towing.



here you go, one of these ladies:

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby jman » 07 Feb 2018, 18:08

mj3528 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
chrisco wrote:
jman wrote:She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?

Could she be the Kate Upton of towing?

No, I do not think so.

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Until I see a hotter tow company employee, she's the Kate Upton of towing.



here you go, one of these ladies:

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I'm guessing if you actually called Camel Tow, the odds are pretty slim that one of those ladies would show up to snatch you out of your jam.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 07 Feb 2018, 18:13

jman wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
chrisco wrote:
jman wrote:She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?

Could she be the Kate Upton of towing?

No, I do not think so.

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Until I see a hotter tow company employee, she's the Kate Upton of towing.



here you go, one of these ladies:

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I'm guessing if you actually called Camel Tow, the odds are pretty slim that one of those ladies would show up to snatch you out of your jam.


This is on the internet, so it must be true and you are wrong:

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/camel-tow-is-the-countrys-sexiest-towing-company

Retired veteran Brently Dean co-founded Camel Tow towing company in 2013. What sets this company apart -- other than its jaw-dropping innuendo -- is that every call response is led by a female employee. And not just any female employee: the females of Camel Tow are all currently, or were previously, hard-working employees of the adult entertainment industry.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Gregs Kite » 07 Feb 2018, 18:39

Im stunned, stunned I say, that you took a sweaty, steamy dump on jmans funny snatch post up there.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby ctz31 » 07 Feb 2018, 19:13

You probably need a tow truck to drag that fat pig upton out of bed in the morning
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby BigJohnStudd » 07 Feb 2018, 19:25

mj3528 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
chrisco wrote:
jman wrote:She works for a towing company. Were you expecting Kate Upton?

Could she be the Kate Upton of towing?

No, I do not think so.

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Until I see a hotter tow company employee, she's the Kate Upton of towing.



here you go, one of these ladies:

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What about the Kate Upton of Camel Towing? (Nsfw)

http://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.zXYjI ... 4&pid=15.1
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 16 Feb 2018, 18:12

mj3528 wrote:this guy tweeted tennis player Genie Bouchard during the SuperBowl when it was 28-3 she would go on a date with him if the Pats won. They have now gone on 3 dates:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/12/13/genie-bouchard-beach-date-super-bowl-bet-guy/?adid=TMZ_Search_Results

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the 3rd date is the sex date, so hero.

Here are some more pictures of Bouchard:

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bouchard in the latest SI swimsuit issue:

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Bacon you are crazy.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 16 Feb 2018, 19:52

mj3528 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:this guy tweeted tennis player Genie Bouchard during the SuperBowl when it was 28-3 she would go on a date with him if the Pats won. They have now gone on 3 dates:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/12/13/genie-bouchard-beach-date-super-bowl-bet-guy/?adid=TMZ_Search_Results

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the 3rd date is the sex date, so hero.

Here are some more pictures of Bouchard:

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bouchard in the latest SI swimsuit issue:

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Bacon you are crazy.



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she looks like what would happen if these two had a baby. you can have her.
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