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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 03 Jan 2018, 13:27

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Well, Nova had a better New Year's Eve than this guy:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/teen-charged-with-murdering-her-new-year%e2%80%99s-eve-date/ar-BBHO2Mw?li=BBnbfcL

A Texas woman is charged with murder after she allegedly shot her New Year’s date, then snatched his wallet as he lay dying.

Yvonne Raquel Ramirez, 19, of Baytown had recently met Josh McKinney and hatched a plot to rob him of his guns, prosecutors say.

McKinney—19-years-old and an aspiring Marine—met up with Ramirez on Dec. 31 near Mizell Street in Highlands. According to ABC 13, Ramirez allegedly demanded $2,000 for the return of McKinney’s firearms during the encounter, which took place around 4:30 a.m.


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The visible titty tattoo is the largest of red flags. It screams 'won't care about burning down the house.'


Did Yzerman have one?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby jman » 03 Jan 2018, 14:22

Pic looks fake thome.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 11 Jan 2018, 13:15

Missouri Governor edition:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/missouris-greitens-admits-he-was-unfaithful-but-denies-blackmail-allegation/ar-BBIeABM?li=BBnb7Kz

It was his former hairstylist. He can wink and woo with the best of them:

"I'll make you feel better, I'll make you feel good, come downstairs and I'll show you how to do a proper pull-up," the woman quoted the governor as telling her in the audiotape. She reportedly said she knew the governor was seeking a sexual encounter.


His wife is cute:

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No pics of the mistress yet
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby the cheese » 11 Jan 2018, 14:43

mj3528 wrote:Missouri Governor edition:


No pics of the mistress yet


But there were!


*he supposedly tied her up whilst she was in the nude, blindfolded her, then took pictures of her for blackmail purposes. he later told her he deleted them.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Goose » 11 Jan 2018, 14:49

the cheese wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Missouri Governor edition:


No pics of the mistress yet


But there were!


*he supposedly tied her up whilst she was in the nude, blindfolded her, then took pictures of her for blackmail purposes. he later told her he deleted them.


Just like those deleted sorority pics you so kindly found for us the other day.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Feb 2018, 11:48

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 06 Feb 2018, 12:08

Briandong79 wrote:Image

:-k


I kinda like this. It's like a real-life example of Patrice O'Neal's Harassment Day, and it could go a long way toward minimizing "unwanted sexual advances" claims, or whatever that is called. You should be allowed to find out if someone is interested without them calling HR on you, even in 2018.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby ctz31 » 06 Feb 2018, 12:10

TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Image

:-k


I kinda like this. It's like a real-life example of Patrice O'Neal's Harassment Day, and it could go a long way toward minimizing "unwanted sexual advances" claims, or whatever that is called. You should be allowed to find out if someone is interested without them calling HR on you, even in 2018.


Agree, one time is fine but no more. And if you put your dick on a broads shoulder at work and she is displeased, that's it, don't do it again. We as a people would be better off as a society if people could get these courtesies straight.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 06 Feb 2018, 12:53

how many dicks have been put on your shoulder?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 06 Feb 2018, 12:55

mister bacon wrote:how many dicks have been put on your shoulder?


at work, or total?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby ctz31 » 06 Feb 2018, 13:30

mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:how many dicks have been put on your shoulder?


at work, or total?


As a hetero male....zero. Actually someone probably got me during hs baseball season. dick pranks were a thing.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Dthefritz » 06 Feb 2018, 22:00

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Theny » 06 Feb 2018, 22:51

I'd love to see pics of these two
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby JT99 » 07 Feb 2018, 06:24

Theny wrote:I'd love to see pics of these two


I thought cheese put his image up a long time ago.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Gregs Kite » 07 Feb 2018, 07:42

JT99 wrote:
Theny wrote:I'd love to see pics of these two


I thought cheese put his image up a long time ago.



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