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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Jew Jitsu » 28 Dec 2017, 10:55

That man got the patience of a saint. I'd break her fucking jaw
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 28 Dec 2017, 13:31

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Expensive first date:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/drunken-date-ripped-andy-warhol-paintings-from-wall-at-houston-attorneys-home-prosecutors-say/502647363
Prosecutors say Layman was on a first date with attorney Anthony Buzbee late Dec. 23. Buzbee told police Layman was too intoxicated, so he called her an Uber when they returned to his River Oaks home.

The woman allegedly refused to leave and hid inside the home. Buzbee located her and called her a second Uber, but the suspect allegedly became aggressive.

She is accused of yelling obscenities while tearing down two original Andy Warhol paintings, estimated at $500,000 each, from the wall of the attorney's home. She then allegedly threw two sculptures, valued at $20,000 each, according to charging documents.

At the time of the woman's arrest, the damage was estimated to be about $300,000.


tough call on the would:

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That seems like an easy WOOD, but I can see your apprehension about if that's drunken markings or Delone West-esque birthmarks.


The attorney this happened to is apparently the guy who is a Texas A & M regent who called for Kevin Sumlin's job.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/09/04/texas-a-m-board-regents-tony-buzbee-says-coach-kevin-sumlin-should-go-now/630536001/
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby nerf66 » 28 Dec 2017, 18:18

mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Expensive first date:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/drunken-date-ripped-andy-warhol-paintings-from-wall-at-houston-attorneys-home-prosecutors-say/502647363
Prosecutors say Layman was on a first date with attorney Anthony Buzbee late Dec. 23. Buzbee told police Layman was too intoxicated, so he called her an Uber when they returned to his River Oaks home.

The woman allegedly refused to leave and hid inside the home. Buzbee located her and called her a second Uber, but the suspect allegedly became aggressive.

She is accused of yelling obscenities while tearing down two original Andy Warhol paintings, estimated at $500,000 each, from the wall of the attorney's home. She then allegedly threw two sculptures, valued at $20,000 each, according to charging documents.

At the time of the woman's arrest, the damage was estimated to be about $300,000.


tough call on the would:

Image



That seems like an easy WOOD, but I can see your apprehension about if that's drunken markings or Delone West-esque birthmarks.


The attorney this happened to is apparently the guy who is a Texas A & M regent who called for Kevin Sumlin's job.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/09/04/texas-a-m-board-regents-tony-buzbee-says-coach-kevin-sumlin-should-go-now/630536001/


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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 28 Dec 2017, 20:26

nerf66 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Expensive first date:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/drunken-date-ripped-andy-warhol-paintings-from-wall-at-houston-attorneys-home-prosecutors-say/502647363
Prosecutors say Layman was on a first date with attorney Anthony Buzbee late Dec. 23. Buzbee told police Layman was too intoxicated, so he called her an Uber when they returned to his River Oaks home.

The woman allegedly refused to leave and hid inside the home. Buzbee located her and called her a second Uber, but the suspect allegedly became aggressive.

She is accused of yelling obscenities while tearing down two original Andy Warhol paintings, estimated at $500,000 each, from the wall of the attorney's home. She then allegedly threw two sculptures, valued at $20,000 each, according to charging documents.

At the time of the woman's arrest, the damage was estimated to be about $300,000.


tough call on the would:

Image



That seems like an easy WOOD, but I can see your apprehension about if that's drunken markings or Delone West-esque birthmarks.


The attorney this happened to is apparently the guy who is a Texas A & M regent who called for Kevin Sumlin's job.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/09/04/texas-a-m-board-regents-tony-buzbee-says-coach-kevin-sumlin-should-go-now/630536001/


x-post to punchable faces thread
x-post to beagle thread
x-post to bears in prison outfits holding cardboard shotgun thread

also #WPATGDD

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby ctz31 » 28 Dec 2017, 21:00

Is that dice? Ooohhhh!!!
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby SouthernYokel » 29 Dec 2017, 08:43

mj3528 wrote:Expensive first date:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/drunken-date-ripped-andy-warhol-paintings-from-wall-at-houston-attorneys-home-prosecutors-say/502647363
Prosecutors say Layman was on a first date with attorney Anthony Buzbee late Dec. 23. Buzbee told police Layman was too intoxicated, so he called her an Uber when they returned to his River Oaks home.

The woman allegedly refused to leave and hid inside the home. Buzbee located her and called her a second Uber, but the suspect allegedly became aggressive.

She is accused of yelling obscenities while tearing down two original Andy Warhol paintings, estimated at $500,000 each, from the wall of the attorney's home. She then allegedly threw two sculptures, valued at $20,000 each, according to charging documents.

At the time of the woman's arrest, the damage was estimated to be about $300,000.


tough call on the would:

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For the record I would fuck her till her face cleared up


(Presumably that would be a lot of fucking, you see)
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Rodney Farva » 29 Dec 2017, 08:57

i find the eye brows off putting. bonus points for the full lips doe.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 29 Dec 2017, 09:07

Anyone else seeing a busted up version of Joke's girl Strahovski here, or just me?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 29 Dec 2017, 11:11

yeah no, everything about that face reconstructed from a chimpanzee attack is off-putting and I'm not sure it's not a dude, but you guys do you, at least s/he's (probably) human though I am open to the theory she's some alien wearing human skin MIB-style
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby JT99 » 29 Dec 2017, 11:19

blonde Hope Solo
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 29 Dec 2017, 13:15

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Expensive first date:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/drunken-date-ripped-andy-warhol-paintings-from-wall-at-houston-attorneys-home-prosecutors-say/502647363
Prosecutors say Layman was on a first date with attorney Anthony Buzbee late Dec. 23. Buzbee told police Layman was too intoxicated, so he called her an Uber when they returned to his River Oaks home.

The woman allegedly refused to leave and hid inside the home. Buzbee located her and called her a second Uber, but the suspect allegedly became aggressive.

She is accused of yelling obscenities while tearing down two original Andy Warhol paintings, estimated at $500,000 each, from the wall of the attorney's home. She then allegedly threw two sculptures, valued at $20,000 each, according to charging documents.

At the time of the woman's arrest, the damage was estimated to be about $300,000.


tough call on the would:

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For the record I would fuck her till her face cleared up


(Presumably that would be a lot of fucking, you see)



i think those are freckles. and yeah i think you're crazy to pass on smashing this one she's guaranteed to be nasty good times.

she may also kill you but isn't that half the fun? assumed name, burner phone, prepaid credit card, fake a death.. no problem.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby JichaelDick » 29 Dec 2017, 13:35

TheWolf wrote:Anyone else seeing a busted up version of Joke's girl Strahovski here, or just me?


No.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby SouthernYokel » 29 Dec 2017, 16:08

JT99 wrote:blonde Hope Solo


...my penis tells me that comparison checks out
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 03 Jan 2018, 13:21

Well, Nova had a better New Year's Eve than this guy:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/teen-charged-with-murdering-her-new-year%e2%80%99s-eve-date/ar-BBHO2Mw?li=BBnbfcL

A Texas woman is charged with murder after she allegedly shot her New Year’s date, then snatched his wallet as he lay dying.

Yvonne Raquel Ramirez, 19, of Baytown had recently met Josh McKinney and hatched a plot to rob him of his guns, prosecutors say.

McKinney—19-years-old and an aspiring Marine—met up with Ramirez on Dec. 31 near Mizell Street in Highlands. According to ABC 13, Ramirez allegedly demanded $2,000 for the return of McKinney’s firearms during the encounter, which took place around 4:30 a.m.


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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 03 Jan 2018, 13:24

mj3528 wrote:Well, Nova had a better New Year's Eve than this guy:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/teen-charged-with-murdering-her-new-year%e2%80%99s-eve-date/ar-BBHO2Mw?li=BBnbfcL

A Texas woman is charged with murder after she allegedly shot her New Year’s date, then snatched his wallet as he lay dying.

Yvonne Raquel Ramirez, 19, of Baytown had recently met Josh McKinney and hatched a plot to rob him of his guns, prosecutors say.

McKinney—19-years-old and an aspiring Marine—met up with Ramirez on Dec. 31 near Mizell Street in Highlands. According to ABC 13, Ramirez allegedly demanded $2,000 for the return of McKinney’s firearms during the encounter, which took place around 4:30 a.m.


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