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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby JT99 » 21 Mar 2017, 09:36

Her name is Sharna Burgess, apparently.

https://www.google.com/search?q=sharna+burgess&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwj41aP96OfSAhVlxlQKHTgwCEwQ_AUIBygC&biw=1093&bih=510

His name came up on one of the Dancing with the Stars sites, but I already forgot it and you're a weirdo for asking, mj#s.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 21 Mar 2017, 09:38

MisterTambourineMan wrote:No idea who it is but that's so money. It's not quite GIF HOF, but it's the Mark Grace of the GIF HOF. The best is part is her little "oh" before moving the hand.

Well no, the best part is her entire body, but comedically speaking the best is that "oh".


Is that an "oh"? I originally thought it was a "nope" but now I've watched it about 594 times and I can't decide.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 21 Mar 2017, 13:39

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Hey Tambo, what's your go-to move and how well does it work?

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Yeah that's about right



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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Goose » 22 Mar 2017, 15:56

TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.


So, let me get this straight:

You're only familiar with BJs when you're out of town?
You didn't even know there was more than one BJs until the second one?
There is a complete lack of BJs where you live?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 30 Mar 2017, 22:32

Goose wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.


So, let me get this straight:

You're only familiar with BJs when you're out of town?
You didn't even know there was more than one BJs until the second one?
There is a complete lack of BJs where you live?
Is this horse dead yet?


Dead or not, I enjoyed your beating of that horse.

I went to BJs in Little Rock, though. Fans of the PalChris saga know your "BJ" joke falls apart here, because I'm definitely only talking about the restaurant.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Frank the Tank » 07 Apr 2017, 17:04

A neural network has generated the "perfect" pickup lines.

Among my favorites:

You are so beautiful that you know what I mean.


Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave ever to say it for drive.


Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?


You look like a thing and I love you.


Open assignment: try these out at a bar and report back.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 07 Apr 2017, 20:28

Frank the Tank wrote:A neural network has generated the "perfect" pickup lines.

Among my favorites:

You are so beautiful that you know what I mean.


Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave ever to say it for drive.


Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?


You look like a thing and I love you.


Open assignment: try these out at a bar and report back.


I could see mj pulling off a variation of the first one on a Cleveland dime. "You are so beautiful that UEM knows what I mean."
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 08 Apr 2017, 07:40

this gives me an idea.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Frank the Tank » 08 Apr 2017, 09:54

mister bacon wrote:this gives me an idea.


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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 08 Apr 2017, 12:09

Frank the Tank wrote:
mister bacon wrote:this gives me an idea.


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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 17 May 2017, 15:31

the struggle for #freshbutt is real:

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170517/light-lunch-man-sues-woman-for-1731-movie-ticket-after-bad-date

A Texas man is suing a woman he went on a date with for the price of a movie ticket after he says she texted through the film and left him at the theater.

Brandon Vezmar filed the claim for $17.31 last week. The 37-year-old tells the Austin American-Statesman he met the woman online and they went to see “Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2” on May 6. He says the 35-year-old woman refused to stop texting. Vezmar says he suggested she step outside to text. The woman then left the theater and never returned.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 18 May 2017, 10:56

PJ, this tinder shit, you'd clean up. I got in a couple of fucks before this.

But now there's MsMTM, who likes Dylan and Van Morrison, making fun of midgets, only sport she'd see live is basketball, hasn't seen Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones because they're too popular, is currently being forced to take Fridays off because she freaked out at work, says 'punchable face', and likes anything the Coen Bros have done.

I'm basically dating myself, but if I had a nicer ass and smaller tits.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 18 May 2017, 11:02

Congrats on the sex. Please let us know when she starts doing crazy shit that will amuse the rest of us.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby CourtesyFlush » 18 May 2017, 11:16

TheWolf wrote:Congrats on the sex. Please let us know when she starts doing crazy shit that will amuse the rest of us.

Have you told her about your friend Gregs Kite? Does she want his faggot kids to die as well?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 18 May 2017, 11:19

CourtesyFlush wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Congrats on the sex. Please let us know when she starts doing crazy shit that will amuse the rest of us.

Have you told her about your friend Gregs Kite? Does she want his faggot kids to die as well?


No MTM and Mrs. MTM are in the honeymoon phase, you remember that Flush. They both want Gregs Kite to die for the benefit of Kite's faggot kids.
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