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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 20 Mar 2017, 13:44

Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby SouthernYokel » 20 Mar 2017, 13:49

TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.


i have never heard of it. much like my bedroom. hi-yo! these are the jokes.


i think i've only been on like 3 first dates in my life and they were all to a movie. excellent 1st date choice as it requires that you do not talk, and talking is usually the way you make a woman not like you.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby the cheese » 20 Mar 2017, 13:51

SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.


i have never heard of it. much like my bedroom. hi-yo! these are the jokes.


i think i've only been on like 3 first dates in my life and they were all to a movie. excellent 1st date choice as it requires that you do not talk, and talking is usually the way you make a woman not like you.


Boy Meets World featured a similar story line and lesson in one of the earlier episodes. Do not take a girl to a Phillies game on a first date.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 20 Mar 2017, 13:51

SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.


i have never heard of it. much like my bedroom. hi-yo! these are the jokes.


i think i've only been on like 3 first dates in my life and they were all to a movie. excellent 1st date choice as it requires that you do not talk, and talking is usually the way you make a woman not like you.


An Emma Watson movie is best.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 20 Mar 2017, 13:53

SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.


i have never heard of it. much like my bedroom. hi-yo! these are the jokes.


i think i've only been on like 3 first dates in my life and they were all to a movie. excellent 1st date choice as it requires that you do not talk, and talking is usually the way you make a woman not like you.


i took a girl to see how to make an american quilt once. this will shock you but i did NOT get any play from her. and now she plays for the other team.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 20 Mar 2017, 13:54

Is that a movie? Or did you go to a quilting class on a date?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 20 Mar 2017, 14:37

the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


This seems like reasonable advice.

I've only been to BJs twice, in Lubbock and Little Rock. Literally didn't even realize it was a chain until I went to the second one. They don't appear to have much of a presence in my neck of the woods. Anyway, it was perfectly acceptable food and beer.


i have never heard of it. much like my bedroom. hi-yo! these are the jokes.


i think i've only been on like 3 first dates in my life and they were all to a movie. excellent 1st date choice as it requires that you do not talk, and talking is usually the way you make a woman not like you.


Boy Meets World featured a similar story line and lesson in one of the earlier episodes. Do not take a girl to a Phillies game on a first date.


And you don't have to hear the woman speak and hear her thoughts.

I agree fancy is not the choice. I usually take first dates to a wine bar by office for a few glasses of wine
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 21 Mar 2017, 09:21

Hey Tambo, what's your go-to move and how well does it work?

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Postby JT99 » 21 Mar 2017, 09:25

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Hey Tambo, what's your go-to move and how well does it work?

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Can someone who knows who that chick is throw up some pics in The List?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby SouthernYokel » 21 Mar 2017, 09:26

i think she is one of the professional dancers on dancing with the stars. she will probably get famous off of this though because i think this is the 50th time i've seen this gif in the last 24 hours.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 21 Mar 2017, 09:28

SouthernYokel wrote:i think she is one of the professional dancers on dancing with the stars. she will probably get famous off of this though because i think this is the 50th time i've seen this gif in the last 24 hours.


i would like that woman to crack my skull into pieces with her thighs omg
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby TheWolf » 21 Mar 2017, 09:28

I would also very much enjoy more images of her. TYIA.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 21 Mar 2017, 09:30

No idea who it is but that's so money. It's not quite GIF HOF, but it's the Mark Grace of the GIF HOF. The best is part is her little "oh" before moving the hand.

Well no, the best part is her entire body, but comedically speaking the best is that "oh".
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Briandong79 » 21 Mar 2017, 09:32

MisterTambourineMan wrote:No idea who it is but that's so money. It's not quite GIF HOF, but it's the Mark Grace of the GIF HOF. The best is part is her little "oh" before moving the hand.

Well no, the best part is her entire body, but comedically speaking the best is that "oh".


Coupled with his suave "hand to the head, I have no idea what my other hand is doing" look.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 21 Mar 2017, 09:34

Briandong79 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:No idea who it is but that's so money. It's not quite GIF HOF, but it's the Mark Grace of the GIF HOF. The best is part is her little "oh" before moving the hand.

Well no, the best part is her entire body, but comedically speaking the best is that "oh".


Coupled with his suave "hand to the head, I have no idea what my other hand is doing" look.


Not asking in the ctz sense, but who is the guy?
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