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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby the cheese » 08 Mar 2017, 14:36

SouthernYokel wrote:how long was it between "eh" face and 10 face? is there a possibility that you drank her attractive


I don't know, fifteen, twenty minutes? So 8, maybe 9 beers and two shots?
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 08 Mar 2017, 14:38

mj3528 wrote:who do you owe for setting you up on this blind date? how did it come about?


Friends. They're getting tired of third wheel me.

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SouthernYokel wrote:how long was it between "eh" face and 10 face? is there a possibility that you drank her attractive


Slight possibility, always true. 2 hours, 3 jack and cokes. But I'm sure the lighting was mostly the cause here.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby JT99 » 08 Mar 2017, 14:39

mj3528 wrote:who do you owe for setting you up on this blind date? how did it come about?


Someone who hates her...

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Mar 2017, 14:41

Why don't you bring your black, model girlfriend along with your friends so you will not be the third wheel anymore?
You fuckers ruined kite.

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 08 Mar 2017, 14:46

JT99 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:who do you owe for setting you up on this blind date? how did it come about?


Someone who hates her...



True.

Gregs Kite wrote:Why don't you bring your black, model girlfriend along with your friends so you will not be the third wheel anymore?


As I noted so, so long ago, she was fucking crazy.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Mar 2017, 14:50

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Why don't you bring your black, model girlfriend along with your friends so you will not be the third wheel anymore?


As I noted so, so long ago, she was fucking crazy.


So, you'd rather be the sad sack third wheel and make your friends uncomfortable than bringing a black, model chick with you and then go home with?
You fuckers ruined kite.

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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 08 Mar 2017, 14:55

Gregs Kite wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Why don't you bring your black, model girlfriend along with your friends so you will not be the third wheel anymore?


As I noted so, so long ago, she was fucking crazy.


So, you'd rather be the sad sack third wheel and make your friends uncomfortable than bringing a black, model chick with you and then go home with?


Sad sack and uncomfortable were never said. And if they set me up with this gal, yeah, they're good friends.

But yes, because as noted, the model was fucking crazy. I also noted that explained how I got to fuck her in the first place.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 20 Mar 2017, 09:01

guy tries to get free dinners when dating women:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/dine-and-dash-dater-los-angeles-multiple-victims/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=35554902

Another woman says they met on the dating app Bumble, though he called himself Dave Gonzales, and has since taken down his profile. They met at BJ’s in Pasadena, he ordered right away.

“A glass of Pinot, a Caesar salad with a side of shrimp, a steak, and a baked potato.”

She says after he scarfed down most of his meal he got up.

“He left maybe half a baked potato and then received a phone call and said ‘I need to take this call,’” the woman recalled.

She says he never returned, leaving her with the bill.


Ironically, I think getting a BJ after a first date at BJ"s is pretty unlikely.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 20 Mar 2017, 13:31

mj3528 wrote:Ironically, I think getting a BJ after a first date at BJ"s is pretty unlikely.


taking that girl to BJ's is not the reason she didnt give you head, mj.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby the cheese » 20 Mar 2017, 13:33

mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Ironically, I think getting a BJ after a first date at BJ"s is pretty unlikely.


taking that girl to BJ's is not the reason she didnt give you head, mj.


You do realize that once you leave your LIBERAL ELITE COASTAL BUBBLE that BJs, for some reason, is considered to be a cool and hip place to dine. I don't fucking get it for a second because both their pizzas and their beers are terrible, but w.e. I drive by a BJs a couple nights a week and that place is fucking packed every time.

The pizzookie is the fucking tits though.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mj3528 » 20 Mar 2017, 13:36

the cheese wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Ironically, I think getting a BJ after a first date at BJ"s is pretty unlikely.


taking that girl to BJ's is not the reason she didnt give you head, mj.


You do realize that once you leave your LIBERAL ELITE COASTAL BUBBLE that BJs, for some reason, is considered to be a cool and hip place to dine. I don't fucking get it for a second because both their pizzas and their beers are terrible, but w.e. I drive by a BJs a couple nights a week and that place is fucking packed every time.

The pizzookie is the fucking tits though.

Bj's is not terrible, even decent but it is not a first date place
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 20 Mar 2017, 13:38

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Ironically, I think getting a BJ after a first date at BJ"s is pretty unlikely.


taking that girl to BJ's is not the reason she didnt give you head, mj.


You do realize that once you leave your LIBERAL ELITE COASTAL BUBBLE that BJs, for some reason, is considered to be a cool and hip place to dine. I don't fucking get it for a second because both their pizzas and their beers are terrible, but w.e. I drive by a BJs a couple nights a week and that place is fucking packed every time.

The pizzookie is the fucking tits though.

Bj's is not terrible, even decent but it is not a first date place



true. applebees got the 2 for $10 and you foolish if you spend more than that on both of you.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby Briandong79 » 20 Mar 2017, 13:40

Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby mister bacon » 20 Mar 2017, 13:42

Briandong79 wrote:Hot take: You should not go somewhere fancy for a first date. Doesn't have to be a chain or something, but not fancy.


that's not even a lukewarm take is it? first date = draaaaanks and maybe a "small plate"
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Re: Stale Tail Tales, Presented by mj#

Postby the cheese » 20 Mar 2017, 13:42

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Ironically, I think getting a BJ after a first date at BJ"s is pretty unlikely.


taking that girl to BJ's is not the reason she didnt give you head, mj.


You do realize that once you leave your LIBERAL ELITE COASTAL BUBBLE that BJs, for some reason, is considered to be a cool and hip place to dine. I don't fucking get it for a second because both their pizzas and their beers are terrible, but w.e. I drive by a BJs a couple nights a week and that place is fucking packed every time.

The pizzookie is the fucking tits though.

Bj's is not terrible, even decent but it is not a first date place


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I bus'ed tables at a Santa Fe Steakhouse for a semester, where (in 2002) "two can dine for $9.99." There were a lot of successful first dates there.
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