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Massholes: F*CK YOU YA F*CKIN F*CK

Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Dec 2013, 10:31

This can't be put off any longer, and I can think of no better way to kick it off than Masshole Driving 101:



Of COURSE the faggoty cyclist is filming this.
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Re: Massholes: F*CK YOU YA F*CKIN F*CK

Postby BigJohnStudd » 20 Dec 2013, 11:56

Gregs Kite wrote:This can't be put off any longer, and I can think of no better way to kick it off than Masshole Driving 101:



Of COURSE the faggoty cyclist is filming this.


Probably with Google Glasses.

The correct response in this situation is to not be a puss and key his car and then bike away.
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Postby mj3528 » 20 Dec 2013, 11:57

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This can't be put off any longer, and I can think of no better way to kick it off than Masshole Driving 101:



Of COURSE the faggoty cyclist is filming this.


Probably with Google Glasses.

The correct response in this situation is to not be a puss and key his car and then bike away.


Not the, "you are going on YouTube son" response he did give?
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Re: Massholes: F*CK YOU YA F*CKIN F*CK

Postby Jew Jitsu » 20 Dec 2013, 12:38

You know all your threads could fit into America bashing?
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Postby nova » 20 Dec 2013, 12:41

Jew Jitsu wrote:You know all your threads could fit into America bashing?


Except Florida. Florida DEFINITELY needs its own thread.
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Re: Massholes: F*CK YOU YA F*CKIN F*CK

Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Dec 2013, 12:48

Jew Jitsu wrote:You know all your threads could fit into America bashing?


I got pissy at everyone posting great stuff in my Florida thread that wasn't mine, so I made another, completely unnecessary thread because I'm a big bitch.
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Postby bosux » 20 Dec 2013, 13:07

Gregs Kite wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:You know all your threads could fit into America bashing?


I got pissy at everyone posting great stuff in my Florida thread that wasn't mine, so I made another, completely unnecessary thread because I'm a big bitch.


oh he a bad bitch
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Postby Briandong79 » 20 Dec 2013, 14:40

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This can't be put off any longer, and I can think of no better way to kick it off than Masshole Driving 101:



Of COURSE the faggoty cyclist is filming this.


Probably with Google Glasses.

The correct response in this situation is to not be a puss and key his car and then bike away.


A Masshole with Google Glasses? That's about as douchey as it gets.

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Postby Gregs Kite » 05 Mar 2014, 13:30

Stupid fackin' moonbats with their stupid fackin' laws.
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Postby Gregs Kite » 01 May 2014, 07:29





MERICA.
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Postby Gregs Kite » 12 May 2014, 13:40



MERICA.
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Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 12 May 2014, 14:00

Is there an echo here or something?
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Re: Massholes: F*CK YOU YA F*CKIN F*CK

Postby Rodney Farva » 07 Sep 2014, 09:04

I'm coaching little league. our age group has only 3 teams. last week there was an email about a coaches meeting, and they had the email for one guy's wife, not him, a new family. she replies to all with "sorry, you should send this to [dave], he's the one who will be leading the red sox on to victory!" with an actual exclamation point. uhm, okay, we had only been assigned kids at that point with teams named A, B and C, no team names. so we show up yesterday and there are supposed to be three piles of jerseys for our age group, but only two - Orioles and Dodgers - are there. turns out that couple got there early and swiped the stack of red sox jerseys to make sure they got that team name because they're from boston and NO ONE ELSE DESERVES IT.* husband is wearing a red sox hat and t-shirt. I got to pick the jerseys for my team (coach of third team didn't show) so I grabbed orioles only because the dodgers shirts were a faggy shade of powder blue. we did a joint practice/scrimmage for all three teams, the wife was yacking away the whole time and being an annoying masshole while the husband kind of sat around with a stupid vacant grin on his face. anytime a kid in a red sox jersey did anything the wife yelled "yaaaay red sox!!!!!"

oh yeah? you want to be that way? I ordered an orioles t-shirt, which I will wear to games. games against dodgers will be for fun, against the red sox we're going to be out for blood. WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW, BITCH? HUHN? HUHN? HUHN?



* - they didn't actually say this, but I knew. I knew.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 07 Sep 2014, 09:55

Rodney Farva wrote:I'm coaching little league. our age group has only 3 teams. last week there was an email about a coaches meeting, and they had the email for one guy's wife, not him, a new family. she replies to all with "sorry, you should send this to [dave], he's the one who will be leading the red sox on to victory!" with an actual exclamation point. uhm, okay, we had only been assigned kids at that point with teams named A, B and C, no team names. so we show up yesterday and there are supposed to be three piles of jerseys for our age group, but only two - Orioles and Dodgers - are there. turns out that couple got there early and swiped the stack of red sox jerseys to make sure they got that team name because they're from boston and NO ONE ELSE DESERVES IT.* husband is wearing a red sox hat and t-shirt. I got to pick the jerseys for my team (coach of third team didn't show) so I grabbed orioles only because the dodgers shirts were a faggy shade of powder blue. we did a joint practice/scrimmage for all three teams, the wife was yacking away the whole time and being an annoying masshole while the husband kind of sat around with a stupid vacant grin on his face. anytime a kid in a red sox jersey did anything the wife yelled "yaaaay red sox!!!!!"

oh yeah? you want to be that way? I ordered an orioles t-shirt, which I will wear to games. games against dodgers will be for fun, against the red sox we're going to be out for blood. WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW, BITCH? HUHN? HUHN? HUHN?



* - they didn't actually say this, but I knew. I knew.


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Re: Massholes: F*CK YOU YA F*CKIN F*CK

Postby TheWolf » 17 Sep 2014, 10:05

As someone who has lost a Boston accent, I enjoyed this, especially the video.

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