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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby mj3528 » 22 Aug 2017, 15:22

goose, to give you a break I will chip in on this beat for you:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-fla-drunk-driver-hits-17-cars-while-trying-to-park/ar-AAqv2aK?li=BBnbfcL

The Florida Highway Patrol said it was called to The Gate Apartments in Davenport on a report of an impaired driver. When they arrived they found a condominium parking lot that could've been mistaken for a junk yard.

Troopers said Tony Futch was driving a blue 2003 Chevrolet Blazer and struck the 17 vehicles in eight different crashes while maneuvering his SUV around the lot


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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Theny » 22 Aug 2017, 16:37

Saddest part is the 03 Blazer.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 23 Aug 2017, 11:00

A drunk guy in Polk County hitting 17 cars is Florida. Doing it in an 03 Blazer #PeakFlorida.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 14 Sep 2017, 08:56

What are the fine folks in Florida doing after the hurricane? Stealing utility poles, apparently.

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At least they were safety conscious and tied a shirt to the end of the pole.


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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 14 Sep 2017, 08:58

feel like i need to know why the dude on the right needed an AI sleeve
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Theny » 27 Sep 2017, 18:54

They caught her in Virginia so NOT peak FL. Those two idiots with the utility pole though....
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby mj3528 » 23 Oct 2017, 17:50

Has Red Rocker gone bad?:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/tampa-cops-escort-kids-to-bus-stops-amid-serial-killer-fears/ar-AAtX8DX?li=BBnb7Kz

TAMPA — Police in Tampa's Seminole Heights neighborhood escorted children to their bus stops Monday, while fanning across the area in search of a man they believe may be associated with as many as three murders in 11 days, reports the Tampa Bay Times.]
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby God Shamgod » 23 Oct 2017, 21:40

I am monitoring this situation.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby mister bacon » 24 Oct 2017, 06:13

God Shamgod wrote:I am monitoring this situation.


you and juice out hunting for the real killers?
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 24 Oct 2017, 06:50

mister bacon wrote:
God Shamgod wrote:I am monitoring this situation.


you and juice out hunting for the real killers?

Goose has stayed guiltily silent on the issue... taking the fif?
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 24 Oct 2017, 07:38

Goose opens this kimono just might change my vote. #dossier
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby chrisco » 30 Oct 2017, 09:18

Interesting long read on Cape Coral:

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story ... ral-215724

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 14 Nov 2017, 08:51

Apr 22, 2015 3:49 pm Clayton Bigsby i enjoy sports

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby TheWolf » 14 Nov 2017, 09:01

Gregs Kite wrote:Okay.


1.) Okay, indeed.
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