America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 01 May 2017, 09:04

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An undercover detective told the woman he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and chicken McNuggets.


You can't teach that kind of negotiating in the classroom.

Pic of the broad is too many pixels or some shit. But I might...


no you wouldnt


Of course I would. I don't pretend I'm a dimeslaying stud like you dorks. I'd definitely wrap it, though. The clap is a bitch


I'd let her blow me, sure.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 02 May 2017, 08:22

A lot of Florida going on in this one.

http://wsvn.com/news/local/hollywood-ma ... pe-wrench/
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 May 2017, 11:48

How many of you guys clicked on that link with a specific skin colour in mind?
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby JT99 » 10 May 2017, 11:56

Gregs Kite wrote:How many of you guys clicked on that link with a specific skin colour in mind?


<somewhere in Buffalo> "Paesano, why is your hand in the air?"
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 22 May 2017, 14:26

This escalated quickly.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 22 May 2017, 14:44

Gregs Kite wrote:This escalated quickly.


Being a nerdy chemical engineer, this was my favorite part:

Federal authorities say that they found the compound hexamethane triperoxide diamine as well as other bomb-making materials such as ammonimum nitrate and the radioactive materials thorium and americium during a search of Russell's house and garage.

Russell, who allegedly had a framed photo of right-wing terrorist Timothy McVeigh in his bedroom and claimed to be from the neo-Nazi group Atom Waffen, said that the explosive material was for an engineering project he did in 2013, according to his federal arrest affidavit.


Unless his engineering thesis was "Will this stuff blow shit up real good and produce low levels of radiation?" then it probably wasn't for an engineering project.

Keep on Florida-ing fellas!
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 23 May 2017, 10:58

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby JT99 » 23 May 2017, 11:03

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I can't quite crunch the numbers on this but there is a white privilege / bbc joke in here somewhere
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 07 Jun 2017, 13:29

For those who love Florida Man stories, may I offer you Florida Woman

By the way, the hit man is ALWAYS an undercover cop.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Jun 2017, 06:57

#letsgo

"This is war, and you better be prepared to wage war to protect you, your family and those around if you're attacked," Ivey said.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby God Shamgod » 12 Jun 2017, 10:54

I posted last year about my mom getting her purse stolen in Miami while pumping gas (guy crawled on the side of the car and opened the passenger door). Apparently this week, someone took 2k out of her account by going through the drive thru teller and using her ID. Savages man.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 26 Jun 2017, 13:47

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 26 Jun 2017, 14:23

#s?
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Jun 2017, 07:02

School of Hard Big, Black Cocks? Knocks: Florida Edition
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