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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby God Shamgod » 10 Apr 2017, 10:35

Gregs Kite wrote:Not to one- up you, Francis, but this shit is fantastic:

https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/ ... 3837541376


Ha my parents live in Lake County now. Hope my dad isn't dealing H around the retirement community.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Apr 2017, 10:38

God Shamgod wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Not to one- up you, Francis, but this shit is fantastic:

https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/ ... 3837541376


Ha my parents live in Lake County now. Hope my dad isn't dealing H around the retirement community.


Do you know if there are a lot of upside down pineapple decorations in said community?
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 13 Apr 2017, 10:47

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Theny » 13 Apr 2017, 12:11

I love the correction at the end where they apologize for saying he was unemployed. He works part time at a pizza place. I think that should still count as unemployed.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 17 Apr 2017, 09:26

Point: What a surprise, Florida politicians are giving tax money to sports teams that do absolutely nothing for the local economy.
Counterpoint: These sports teams do help the economy says one overpaid, math-deficient non-economist.

http://www.fieldofschemes.com/2017/04/1 ... -look-bad/
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 19 Apr 2017, 08:11

Not only do you get a typical Ballsack story with this link, at the bottom of the story are links to three more perfect Ballsack stories. The best part is that you only need read the link headlines, then loudly sigh, shake your head and say "only you Florida, only you."

http://www.wtsp.com/news/crime/woman-ar ... /432160711
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 19 Apr 2017, 08:19

Goose wrote:Not only do you get a typical Ballsack story with this link, at the bottom of the story are links to three more perfect Ballsack stories. The best part is that you only need read the link headlines, then loudly sigh, shake your head and say "only you Florida, only you."

http://www.wtsp.com/news/crime/woman-ar ... /432160711


Pretty sure this is her. WOOD!

https://www.facebook.com/lindsay.pence.3
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby bosux » 19 Apr 2017, 08:32

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:
Goose wrote:Not only do you get a typical Ballsack story with this link, at the bottom of the story are links to three more perfect Ballsack stories. The best part is that you only need read the link headlines, then loudly sigh, shake your head and say "only you Florida, only you."

http://www.wtsp.com/news/crime/woman-ar ... /432160711


Pretty sure this is her. WOOD!

https://www.facebook.com/lindsay.pence.3


that she is young white and attractive makes this quintessential florida, imo
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 19 Apr 2017, 09:18

at least she left the car running
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby the cheese » 19 Apr 2017, 11:04

SouthernYokel wrote:at least she left the car running


Seriously. When my kids were little, IN THE WINTER, I once left them in the RUNNING car to go into the liquor store (you can't bring kids into liquor stores in Oklahoma) ONE TIME. I commented to the wife on a story on some website about a woman who got arrested for doing something similar and said that my parents did this all the time when I was a kid. The wife was like "That is so irresponsible who would do such a thing!" and I was like

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Cool story cheese.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Apr 2017, 11:43

what did you get for liquor was it whistlepig i did not care for it but ftt liked it so instead i got high west rye and enjoyed it it was tasty uem knows what i mean
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby the cheese » 19 Apr 2017, 11:53

Gregs Kite wrote:what did you get for liquor was it whistlepig i did not care for it but ftt liked it so instead i got high west rye and enjoyed it it was tasty uem knows what i mean


Given that it was 2011 or 2012 and IIRC an away football game, it was probably a 30 of Shiner bock or boulevard wheat cans and a couple bottles of red wine.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 May 2017, 06:49

I like McNuggets. I'm not sure if I like them this much.

An undercover detective told the woman he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and chicken McNuggets.


You can't teach that kind of negotiating in the classroom.

Pic of the broad is too many pixels or some shit. But I might...
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Theny » 01 May 2017, 08:24

Gregs Kite wrote:I like McNuggets. I'm not sure if I like them this much.

An undercover detective told the woman he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and chicken McNuggets.


You can't teach that kind of negotiating in the classroom.

Pic of the broad is too many pixels or some shit. But I might...


no you wouldnt
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 May 2017, 09:02

Theny wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:I like McNuggets. I'm not sure if I like them this much.

An undercover detective told the woman he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and chicken McNuggets.


You can't teach that kind of negotiating in the classroom.

Pic of the broad is too many pixels or some shit. But I might...


no you wouldnt


Of course I would. I don't pretend I'm a dimeslaying stud like you dorks. I'd definitely wrap it, though. The clap is a bitch
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