America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 15 Mar 2017, 08:33

Goose wrote:Hey, there's a cobra on the loose.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/bre ... story.html

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Somewhat disappointed it wasn't this on the loose:

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 15 Mar 2017, 09:18

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Goose wrote:Hey, there's a cobra on the loose.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/bre ... story.html

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Somewhat disappointed it wasn't this on the loose:

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Mar 2017, 09:47

I'm just happen we didn't default to black cock in this case.

#progress
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 Mar 2017, 06:58

You fuckers ruined kite.

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Theny » 16 Mar 2017, 09:56

Gregs Kite wrote:https://streamable.com/5ugg5

#Florida


Spring break in Miami Beach is really something
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 16 Mar 2017, 10:07

Theny wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:https://streamable.com/5ugg5

#Florida


Spring break in Miami Beach is really something


It's moments like that why Floridians put up with all the white trash, low wages, shitty drivers, escaped wild pets, meth addicts and poor education. Ain't no big booty women in Connecticut twerking out a sun roof in the winter.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 16 Mar 2017, 10:12

Eh, maybe that's why prez no longer speaks to the misses.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby mj3528 » 27 Mar 2017, 10:09

Peak Florida?:

http://wavy.com/2017/03/23/woman-faces-charges-after-filming-senior-citizens-having-sex-on-snapchat/

The victims, who haven’t been identified are an 81-year-old woman and a 59-year-old man.


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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 27 Mar 2017, 10:11

mj3528 wrote:Peak Florida?:

http://wavy.com/2017/03/23/woman-faces-charges-after-filming-senior-citizens-having-sex-on-snapchat/

The victims, who haven’t been identified are an 81-year-old woman and a 59-year-old man.


That 81 year old woman is more frisky than the wolfette.


That 59 year old was pent up.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 27 Mar 2017, 10:16

when you're putting it in someone old enough to be your moms when you're 59, well, might be time to take stock

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby mister bacon » 27 Mar 2017, 10:40

Rodney Farva wrote:when you're putting it in someone old enough to be your moms when you're 59, well, might be time to take stock


a lot of people talk big about helping seniors but you gotta respect a guy who steps up and does the work himself.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 07 Apr 2017, 08:19

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby TheWolf » 07 Apr 2017, 08:23



I like how the video was just someone reading the article over a picture. Solid reporting.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 10 Apr 2017, 09:50

Peak Florida, Peak Walmart, or Peak Florida Walmart?

I think this would be a legitimate reason to go bat-shit crazy. :corn:
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Apr 2017, 10:09

Not to one- up you, Francis, but this shit is fantastic:

https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/ ... 3837541376
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