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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby BigJohnStudd » 16 Jan 2017, 20:25

Yes, you are mean, and I think you're really starting to hurt people's feelings.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 17 Jan 2017, 09:23

Gregs Kite wrote:I mean...



The gators have to get big, so they don't get eaten by the invasive python population.

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But, TBF you guys have killer bears...

https://www.sott.net/article/296098-Bea ... onnecticut
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 31 Jan 2017, 08:59

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby TheWolf » 31 Jan 2017, 09:12



I was legitimately shocked to see a picture of a black dude in this article. That's a creepy ass white man crime if I ever saw one.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 01 Feb 2017, 14:40

Florida!

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 01 Feb 2017, 16:07

More Florida (sad Sarah Mclaughlin edition)!

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/man-sa ... n-his-yard

ETA: Even more Florida (Bernie Mack from Friday edition)!

http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2 ... /97135232/

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby ctz31 » 13 Feb 2017, 12:03

Shamgod, Goose and Theny, pls form a task force and help bring this girl home. Sounds like you may have to get liam neeson involved.

http://www.wkbw.com/news/missing-young-wny-woman-missing-in-miami

Alexis Say, originally from Western New York, moved to Miami in October. After getting stuck with a bad crowd and experimenting with heroin, Alexis checked herself into a rehab center where she had a seizure, according to her mother.

Alexis was taken to North Shore Medical Center following her seizure and borrowed another patient's cell phone while there to call her mother and let her know she was in the hospital.

She was discharged on January 23 and was last seen waiting to be picked up in the hospital lobby.


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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 13 Feb 2017, 12:09

"getting stuck"
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby mister bacon » 13 Feb 2017, 12:10

if she had a seizure in rehab it prob wasn't due to Heroin, but was withdrawing from benzos (xanax, kolonopin).
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 13 Feb 2017, 12:16

Rodney Farva wrote:"getting stuck"


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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 13 Feb 2017, 13:45

Would be willing to provide in home care.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 21 Feb 2017, 12:07

Pretty sure this was discussed somewhere, but figured it deserved a home here.

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby mister bacon » 21 Feb 2017, 12:20

i looked her up on facebook. all i gotta say is she looks like she's been sucking a lot of dick.

no idea which one of this crew she is but god help her.

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby ctz31 » 08 Mar 2017, 09:11

ctz31 wrote:Shamgod, Goose and Theny, pls form a task force and help bring this girl home. Sounds like you may have to get liam neeson involved.

http://www.wkbw.com/news/missing-young-wny-woman-missing-in-miami

Alexis Say, originally from Western New York, moved to Miami in October. After getting stuck with a bad crowd and experimenting with heroin, Alexis checked herself into a rehab center where she had a seizure, according to her mother.

Alexis was taken to North Shore Medical Center following her seizure and borrowed another patient's cell phone while there to call her mother and let her know she was in the hospital.

She was discharged on January 23 and was last seen waiting to be picked up in the hospital lobby.


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GREAT NEWS!

http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/genesee-co-native-alexis-say-found-alive/420628709

A Genesee County native who had gone missing in Florida has been found safe, her mother reported Tuesday.


Sham, Goose and Theny, thank you for bringing this young girl home. Now hopefully we can find her some help for her drug issues. T's.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Goose » 15 Mar 2017, 08:31

Hey, there's a cobra on the loose.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/bre ... story.html

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