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America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Nov 2012, 21:26

Seems like wacky shit is always happening in the ballsack, including not being able to run an election or tabulate votes for 48 hours after Romney concedes.

I look forward to tales of sweaty Palmetto type redneck retardation. Go.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Prez » 08 Nov 2012, 21:31

Not to shit on your thread, but isn't Florida America's dick, not America's ballsack, based on it's shape?

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Nov 2012, 21:34

Prez wrote:Not to shit on your thread, but isn't Florida America's dick, not America's ballsack, based on it's shape?


Look, just because you're a freshly minted Hall of Famer doesn't mean you have to instantly turn into a smug cunt.

But yeah, it looks like a dick. I just like ballsack more. :gay:
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 08 Nov 2012, 21:52

Gregs Kite wrote:
Prez wrote:Not to shit on your thread, but isn't Florida America's dick, not America's ballsack, based on it's shape?


Look, just because you're a freshly minted Hall of Famer doesn't mean you have to instantly turn into a smug cunt.

But yeah, it looks like a dick. I just like ballsack more. :gay:

Either way you are a faggit
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Nov 2012, 20:07

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 17 Nov 2012, 12:56

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Dec 2012, 22:39

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Dec 2012, 11:35

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Jan 2013, 20:53

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby White Lightning » 02 Jan 2013, 21:41

Gregs Kite wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/kenneth-rowe-left-baby-at-strip-club-florida_n_2396041.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Strip club liquor store. Nice.


Well that is just convenient.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby someguysomewhere » 02 Jan 2013, 22:46

I love that this guy ...

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Was the first mug shot in the slide show immediately below this article ...

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Strip club liquor store. Nice.
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby JT99 » 23 Jan 2013, 12:30

Florida knows how to party

Fucking Florida! I have been blogging about America’s most fucked up state for over a year now, and just when I thought it could not get any weirder, I was introduced to Gregory Matthew Bruni.

Bruni, who was clearly on drugs at the time, leapt off of a roof nude onto a homeowner who went outside to check on the strange noises he was hearing.

Bruni proceeds to run inside the house through an open door and tear a 72 inch television off of a wall, then start vigorously masturbating.

Then Bruni runs up to the couple’s son’s room and starts rubbing clothes all over his face.

When police arrived Bruni decided to suck up the water from a wet-dry vacuum that he had knocked over and spit it at the officers while mumbling incoherently, forcing the police to use a taser on him.

Oh and later on they discovered that Bruni had taken a shit by their front door.

Bruni’s drug induced rampage is the current “Fucking Florida” MVP, the craziest story I have heard out of Florida in one calendar year of blogging about the messed up stories that come out of America’s most fucked up state, now who can dethrone the champ?
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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 05 Feb 2013, 12:18

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Re: America's Ballsack: The Florida News Thread

Postby Bricks » 10 Feb 2013, 15:50

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