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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Jun 2017, 07:49

Goose wrote:Just like a stupid racial slur, brings their fists to a gun fight.



Counselor Dong, surely this shooter has a reasonable explanation for this action, how would you hypothetically set this man free from any potentially ridiculous charges?
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby Briandong79 » 20 Jun 2017, 08:32

Gregs Kite wrote:
Goose wrote:Just like a stupid racial slur, brings their fists to a gun fight.



Counselor Dong, surely this shooter has a reasonable explanation for this action, how would you hypothetically set this man free from any potentially ridiculous charges?


Well the obvious answer in a shooting is that the person felt threatened and acted in reasonable self defense. Thought someone else engaged in the fight had a gun, etc, etc. That being said, firing off your gun 10+ times makes a self defense claim pretty difficult. He doesn't seem to be actually aiming necessarily at anyone in particular or targeting any particular person, rather firing recklessly in the crowd. News reports indicate that no one was killed, and attempted murder is tough to prove (though the number of shots involved would give the government something to argue). Probably your best is a reckless use of a firearm or intimidation with a dangerous weapon plea. The prosecutor is likely going to bring as many charges as possible, and likely try to stack them. Ironically, it looks like he stole a car at gunpoint, which might be the most serious charge he faces. If it happens that he is a prohibited person (domestic abuser, drug user, felon, fugitive from justice), then he could be looking at federal time.
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby Goose » 28 Jun 2017, 07:45

I've had better times in New Orleans.



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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby ctz31 » 28 Jun 2017, 08:46

Goose wrote:I've had better times in New Orleans.



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I actually think the 30 second fight guy may have perished. He hasn't posted in quite a bit. Sad.
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby TheWolf » 30 Jun 2017, 15:51

Goose wrote:I've had better times in New Orleans.



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Presumably attacked because they're mh's. I on see a problem wit dis. /Balls
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby Jew Jitsu » 30 Jun 2017, 20:47

White boys had it coming for not taking down those confederate statues soon enough
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby mister bacon » 24 Aug 2017, 13:24

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Re: Unruly Hos

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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby mister bacon » 21 Nov 2017, 15:18

woman faints after being convicted of murder over hair weave.

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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby Theny » 21 Nov 2017, 15:22

mister bacon wrote:woman faints after being convicted of murder over hair weave.

https://www.wthr.com/article/woman-conv ... ct-is-read


WEaves should be non refundable, we're living in a society here.
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby TheWolf » 22 Nov 2017, 07:40

Theny wrote:
mister bacon wrote:woman faints after being convicted of murder over hair weave.

https://www.wthr.com/article/woman-conv ... ct-is-read


WEaves should be non refundable, we're living in a society here.


Maybe it was and that's why she was so mad.
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby mister bacon » 22 Nov 2017, 09:08

Theny wrote:
mister bacon wrote:woman faints after being convicted of murder over hair weave.

https://www.wthr.com/article/woman-conv ... ct-is-read


WEaves should be non refundable, we're living in a society here.


a john wick reboot called jaunetha wick, about a woman who avenges her hairdresser after she's killed for refusing a refund on a weave.

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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby bosux » 22 Nov 2017, 10:17

so my buddy helps run a local ute athletic organization, and one thing they do every year is host the marine toys for tots drive, part of which actually entails bringing the underprivileged kids up to their clubhouse for meeting santa, snacks and getting the toys. he says it gets worse and worse every year with the people that come to get toys. he says the parents are nasty and always try to get more than their fair share of stuff and that they always leave trash everywhere and nobody says thank you. last year the topper was that someone took a shit on the floor in the WOMEN room. the fuck. they are still hosting it this year, bless their hearts.
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 22 Nov 2017, 11:11

Sounds about right. Just use our tax dollars, instead, to rent out a Chuck E. Cheese one night and give them free rein.
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Re: Unruly Hos

Postby Prez » 22 Nov 2017, 12:40

bosux wrote:so my buddy helps run a local ute athletic organization, and one thing they do every year is host the marine toys for tots drive, part of which actually entails bringing the underprivileged kids up to their clubhouse for meeting santa, snacks and getting the toys. he says it gets worse and worse every year with the people that come to get toys. he says the parents are nasty and always try to get more than their fair share of stuff and that they always leave trash everywhere and nobody says thank you. last year the topper was that someone took a shit on the floor in the WOMEN room. the fuck. they are still hosting it this year, bless their hearts.


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