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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby babylurch » 09 Sep 2016, 10:25

So, I was up and on the computer in the middle of the night and I started hearing weird noises. The way the house is set up, it isn't really clear where noises are coming from all the time so I walked around. It was the kitchen. There were two raccoons trying to get in through a window screen. When I turned on the light they left, but they didn't leave in a hurry. They kinda glared at me and moseyed away.
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Prez » 20 Oct 2016, 09:14

Bix, how does "big tobacco" feel about this ?

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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 20 Oct 2016, 09:48

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby BigJohnStudd » 20 Oct 2016, 09:54

Prez wrote:Bix, how does "big tobacco" feel about this ?

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I assume that's a Newport.
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby TheWolf » 20 Oct 2016, 10:55

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Prez wrote:Bix, how does "big tobacco" feel about this ?

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I assume that's a Newport.


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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Frank the Tank » 20 Oct 2016, 11:07

If I lived in a North Korean zoo, maximizing my life expectancy would be awfully low down on my list.
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Goose » 20 Oct 2016, 13:33

Frank the Tank wrote:If I lived in a North Korean zoo, maximizing my life expectancy would be awfully low down on my list.


He probably has a better life than most other North Koreans.
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 20 Oct 2016, 13:37

Safer in a NK zoo than a USA zoo. Just ask Harambe.
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Goose » 20 Oct 2016, 13:44

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Safer in a NK zoo than a USA zoo. Just ask Harambe.


I wish I could.

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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 21 Oct 2016, 15:18

Prez wrote:Bix, how does "big tobacco" feel about this ?

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I cannot speak for Big Tobacco. The views expressed here are my own. While I do believe that tobacco companies have an obligation to be transparent about the health risks associated with tobacco use, and must continue to find new methods for harm reduction in their products, I completely support the adult humans and primates in their right to make informed decisions regarding the use of tobacco products. And if this particular chimp is a user of my company's products, I thank him or her for their continued support.
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 22 Oct 2016, 13:55

They got to you :-/
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby BigJohnStudd » 26 Oct 2016, 02:21

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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby Prez » 11 Nov 2016, 07:31

Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: Weird F*ckin' Animals

Postby ctz31 » 11 Nov 2016, 08:06

Prez wrote:Two-headed shark


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