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Re: White People Problems

Postby JT99 » 04 Oct 2017, 07:10

Ooof, I never buy my pens new. They depreciate too much right out of the box.
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Re: White People Problems

Postby Dthefritz » 04 Oct 2017, 07:45

JT99 wrote:Ooof, I never buy my pens new. They depreciate too much right out of the box.

Yeah, but there's a nice dead cat bounce after that sharp depreciation.
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Re: White People Problems

Postby TheWolf » 04 Oct 2017, 07:52

Dthefritz wrote:
JT99 wrote:Ooof, I never buy my pens new. They depreciate too much right out of the box.

Yeah, but there's a nice dead cat bounce after that sharp depreciation.


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Re: White People Problems

Postby ctz31 » 09 Nov 2017, 11:11

It's crackers like this that set white people back 10 years. Talk all that shit, turtle when shit goes down, then says "call the police". What a bitch.

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Re: White People Problems

Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Nov 2017, 11:19

I wonder if that attacker got charged with a hate crime. Clearly he was calling the white a cracker as he pummeled him.

Oh wait, it only works the other way, right?
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Re: White People Problems

Postby Jew Jitsu » 09 Nov 2017, 11:27

Why would you ever wanna fuck with someone that takes a bus to get around?
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Re: White People Problems

Postby Goose » 09 Nov 2017, 11:58

Jew Jitsu wrote:Why would you ever wanna fuck with someone that takes a bus to get around?


Our transportation planning group has to do bus surveys every couple of years for the DOT. Since the buses run from about 5am til midnight they need people to cover all those hours so that they can get good representative survey data. Of course all of their group pick time slots in the normal 5am-5pm range and come beg our group to volunteer for the late shift. Some of our hourly guys do it, since it's time and a half for them. But the planning manager asked me once and I told her, "No thanks, I'm not talking to anybody that's riding the bus at midnight."

"Excuse me sir, can I ask you a few questions about your travel habits?"

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Re: White People Problems

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Nov 2017, 12:01

Goose wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:Why would you ever wanna fuck with someone that takes a bus to get around?


Our transportation planning group has to do bus surveys every couple of years for the DOT. Since the buses run from about 5am til midnight they need people to cover all those hours so that they can get good representative survey data. Of course all of their group pick time slots in the normal 5am-5pm range and come beg our group to volunteer for the late shift. Some of our hourly guys do it, since it's time and a half for them. But the planning manager asked me once and I told her, "No thanks, I'm not talking to anybody that's riding the bus at midnight."

"Excuse me sir, can I ask you a few questions about your travel habits?"

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What if you just didn't go, faked some surveys, and never told anyone except maybe a messagebored full of your bestest internet buddies?
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Re: White People Problems

Postby TheWolf » 09 Nov 2017, 12:13

Jew Jitsu wrote:Why would you ever wanna fuck with someone that takes a bus to get around?


I assume that if you are someone who takes the bus to get around, you're not afraid of fucking with someone else who does. That guy, of course, should have been afraid because he was a little bitch faggot with a big mouth. But I'm not sure your point makes a ton of sense when you consider that both people are bus riders.
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Re: White People Problems

Postby mister bacon » 09 Nov 2017, 13:05

ctz31 wrote:It's crackers like this that set white people back 10 years. Talk all that shit, turtle when shit goes down, then says "call the police". What a bitch.




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Re: White People Problems

Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Nov 2017, 13:12

Look how giddy bacon is when its a white guy getting victimised. Shake my head!

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Re: White People Problems

Postby BigJohnStudd » 09 Nov 2017, 13:43

Gregs Kite wrote:Look how giddy bacon is when its a white guy getting victimised. Shake my head!



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Re: White People Problems

Postby ctz31 » 09 Nov 2017, 13:58

Gregs Kite wrote:Look how giddy bacon is when its a white guy getting victimised. Shake my head!



I think racial slurs are overlooked when one is defending his honor w fisticuffs.



It's like gay butt while incarcerated. You get a pass. /T
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Re: White People Problems

Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Nov 2017, 14:02

ctz31 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Look how giddy bacon is when its a white guy getting victimised. Shake my head!



I think racial slurs are overlooked when one is defending his honor w fisticuffs.



It's like gay butt while incarcerated. You get a pass. /T


I'll need a transcript of Young Shammy's lines in White English, please.

Also, did he drop a "niggy" in there?
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Re: White People Problems

Postby chrisco » 22 Nov 2017, 16:03

Addressed several WPPs this afternoon:

1. Had to bring the kitchen table in the basement up to the dining room so we could go for a double table configuration and seat 20 people for tomorrow. The table looks vaguely like this:

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So I need to take the legs off, pull the leaf out, then usually I tape the table up so it doesn't open when I haul it up the stairs. This thing is just heavy/unruly enough that I can barely get it up on my own.

Since the car accident and just plain getting older I decided to have someone come over and help me do it. Turns out I didn't need any help because one of the ends of the table that shouldn't come off now does. With that weight off, I could bring everything up on my own. The dining room now has a jumbo heavy two table package in and everyone will have a seat.

2. Leaves. Finally reached the tipping point where there were too many leaves on the ground and not many left on the trees. Did the sidewalk, driveway, walks, garden bed and patio. Filled up 8 bags, and found that my strawberry plant has decided to make a comeback. The toppin on the cake? We've got biodegradable trash bags now so I don't need to feel guilty about not composting.

3. Why do we have biodegradable trash bags? Because Queens now does organic trash collection! These showed up last month and I finally bought the little biodegradable liners that go in the inside the house collection bins.

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I'll never have to feel guilty about putting leftovers in the trash again because instead they'll go in our soon to be disgusting white bucket. Can't say that I actually felt guilty about this before, but now I can have some form of moral superiority over people in other municipalities. Take that Ogdenville!
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