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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby TheWolf » 25 Jan 2017, 11:11

In Rod's defense, I didn't get it on my first viewing either. I saw the wood and just glossed over the fact that it had a knot in it.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Rodney Farva » 25 Jan 2017, 11:56

TheWolf wrote:In Rod's defense, I didn't get it on my first viewing either. I saw the wood and just glossed over the fact that it had a knot in it.


wolf and i, equally dumb. i thought the post was saying you wood (hey, there's a lot of sick fucks her, who am i to judge). sorry i missed the boat on that one.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Goose » 25 Jan 2017, 12:06

Rodney Farva wrote:
TheWolf wrote:In Rod's defense, I didn't get it on my first viewing either. I saw the wood and just glossed over the fact that it had a knot in it.


wolf and i, equally dumb. i thought the post was saying you wood (hey, there's a lot of sick fucks her, who am i to judge). sorry i missed the boat on that one.


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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Goose » 31 Jan 2017, 11:18

The teacher from mj's hood just got sentenced to 2-30 years of prison.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arole.html

She'll be 39-67 years old when she gets out.

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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Gregs Kite » 31 Jan 2017, 11:22

Goose wrote:The teacher from mj's hood just got sentenced to 2-30 years of prison.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arole.html

She'll be 39-67 years old when she gets out.

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White blonde woman, huh. Yeah, she'll serve the full sentence. :roll:
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby SouthernYokel » 31 Jan 2017, 11:29

in my district she would serve between 6-9
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Gregs Kite » 31 Jan 2017, 11:32

SouthernYokel wrote:in my district she would serve between 6-9


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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby mister bacon » 31 Jan 2017, 11:42

Goose wrote:The teacher from mj's hood just got sentenced to 2-30 years of prison.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arole.html

She'll be 39-67 years old when she gets out.





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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby TheWolf » 31 Jan 2017, 11:45

Gregs Kite wrote:
Goose wrote:The teacher from mj's hood just got sentenced to 2-30 years of prison.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arole.html

She'll be 39-67 years old when she gets out.

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White blonde woman, huh. Yeah, she'll serve the full sentence. :roll:


White blonde woman, huh? Yeah, she'll still be attractive in 2-30 years. /Bacon
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby JT99 » 31 Jan 2017, 12:43

2-30?!?!

Can one of you bright legal minds explain to me, like a five year old, how a sentence can have such a drastic difference between min and max?
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Briandong79 » 31 Jan 2017, 12:49

JT99 wrote:2-30?!?!

Can one of you bright legal minds explain to me, like a five year old, how a sentence can have such a drastic difference between min and max?


A lot of sentences have that kind of range. Basically the charge is somewhat unique at the state level that it has a minimum at all (the aforementioned 2), meaning it cannot be suspended or shortened by parole until that point. In most cases, any charge that results in a prison term is generally phrased as "an indeterminate sentence not to exceed X years" which then allows for the Board of Parole to look at the case and determine what they feel is most appropriate.

ETA: Looking at Utah's website, it appears that they are pretty fond of minimum sentences and it looks like she was sentenced to two second degree felonies run consecutive to one another.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby JT99 » 31 Jan 2017, 12:56

Briandong79 wrote:
JT99 wrote:2-30?!?!

Can one of you bright legal minds explain to me, like a five year old, how a sentence can have such a drastic difference between min and max?


A lot of sentences have that kind of range. Basically the charge is somewhat unique at the state level that it has a minimum at all (the aforementioned 2), meaning it cannot be suspended or shortened by parole until that point. In most cases, any charge that results in a prison term is generally phrased as "an indeterminate sentence not to exceed X years" which then allows for the Board of Parole to look at the case and determine what they feel is most appropriate.

ETA: Looking at Utah's website, it appears that they are pretty fond of minimum sentences and it looks like she was sentenced to two second degree felonies run consecutive to one another.


So, basically...

She is DEFINITELY doing two.

Then, she could get out after that (good behavior, or something like that?), but she COULD do 30 if things go South.

Will she walk into prison with something more specific, say five years, but knowing that she could get out at two?
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Briandong79 » 31 Jan 2017, 12:58

JT99 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
JT99 wrote:2-30?!?!

Can one of you bright legal minds explain to me, like a five year old, how a sentence can have such a drastic difference between min and max?


A lot of sentences have that kind of range. Basically the charge is somewhat unique at the state level that it has a minimum at all (the aforementioned 2), meaning it cannot be suspended or shortened by parole until that point. In most cases, any charge that results in a prison term is generally phrased as "an indeterminate sentence not to exceed X years" which then allows for the Board of Parole to look at the case and determine what they feel is most appropriate.

ETA: Looking at Utah's website, it appears that they are pretty fond of minimum sentences and it looks like she was sentenced to two second degree felonies run consecutive to one another.


So, basically...

She is DEFINITELY doing two.

Then, she could get out after that (good behavior, or something like that?), but she COULD do 30 if things go South.

Will she walk into prison with something more specific, say five years, but knowing that she could get out at two?


Yes on the definite 2. It is highly unlikely she'd do the full 30 (in Iowa, your sentence gets cut in half basically the day you step in, and then you can lose that good time if you fuck up badly). It appears that the board of parole sets the tentative release date after the full 2 years there, which is a bit different than what Iowa does so I'm not sure how that would go.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby bosux » 31 Jan 2017, 13:02

JT99 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
JT99 wrote:2-30?!?!

Can one of you bright legal minds explain to me, like a five year old, how a sentence can have such a drastic difference between min and max?


A lot of sentences have that kind of range. Basically the charge is somewhat unique at the state level that it has a minimum at all (the aforementioned 2), meaning it cannot be suspended or shortened by parole until that point. In most cases, any charge that results in a prison term is generally phrased as "an indeterminate sentence not to exceed X years" which then allows for the Board of Parole to look at the case and determine what they feel is most appropriate.

ETA: Looking at Utah's website, it appears that they are pretty fond of minimum sentences and it looks like she was sentenced to two second degree felonies run consecutive to one another.


So, basically...

She is DEFINITELY doing two.

Then, she could get out after that (good behavior, or something like that?), but she COULD do 30 if things go South.

Will she walk into prison with something more specific, say five years, but knowing that she could get out at two?


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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 31 Jan 2017, 13:07

JT99 wrote:2-30?!?!

Can one of you bright legal minds explain to me, like a five year old, how a sentence can have such a drastic difference between min and max?

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