Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Goose » 15 Mar 2017, 08:53

So last night I was at my daughters' elementary school for the NEHS induction.

Note: considering the thread choice and the start of this post it may look like I'm going to crash this plane right into the side of a mountain, but I promise a smooth landing.

My 5th grade daughter is VP and had to give an opening speech on one of the four pillars of being a member of the honor society and my 4th grade daughter was being inducted into the honor society (#notsohb). Anyway the ceremony goes as planned: kids sign the book, get their medal, light a candle, take the pledge. Then all of the parents take pictures and everybody gets cake and punch.

Image after the ceremony my 4th grade daughter wants to say goodbye to her teacher, so we walk over and holy snikey! Her teacher is a tall, thin brunette (possibly Italian) with very perky boobs and a nice donk. She's wearing a tight sweater and skin tight pants. This is a close approximation of how my brain told me she looks in her underwear:



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Anyway, as we're being introduced*, all I could think of was how much I wish I was a teenage boy so she'd want to fuck me in the back of her car.

*Her name is Ms. Smith. I can only assume this is some sort of alias to prevent her students' fathers from stalking her on social media.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby JT99 » 15 Mar 2017, 08:57

You need to Billy Madison the situation
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby CourtesyFlush » 15 Mar 2017, 08:58

JT99 wrote:You need to Billy Madison the situation

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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Goose » 16 Mar 2017, 08:30

Surprisingly, not Florida.

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local ... 04918.html

Thanks Texas.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby JT99 » 16 Mar 2017, 08:32

Goose wrote:Surprisingly, not Florida.

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local ... 04918.html

Thanks Texas.


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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Goose » 17 Mar 2017, 14:47

From the great state of Chees-lahoma. Looks like republican politicians are fucking boys again.

http://m.newsok.com/article/5541688
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby SouthernYokel » 17 Mar 2017, 14:53

Goose wrote:From the great state of Chees-lahoma. Looks like republican politicians are fucking boys again.

http://m.newsok.com/article/5541688


who stopped?
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby the cheese » 17 Mar 2017, 16:04

SouthernYokel wrote:
Goose wrote:From the great state of Chees-lahoma. Looks like republican politicians are fucking boys again.

http://m.newsok.com/article/5541688


who stopped?


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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby SouthernYokel » 17 Mar 2017, 23:42

That is what i meant by who stopped
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Mar 2017, 07:56

SouthernYokel wrote:That is what i meant by who stopped


A simple #GDIC would have sufficed.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 21 Mar 2017, 15:59

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http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com//news/na ... FB_PHBrand

According to the Lockhart Police Department, 27-year-old Sarah Fowlkes of Lockhart High School, "engaged in s*xual contact" with a 17-year-old male student earlier this month.


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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby SouthernYokel » 21 Mar 2017, 16:53

First to make a scrubs joke gets stabbed.

I like the fuck you grin in the mug shot. Always the best choice
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Gregs Kite » 21 Mar 2017, 17:31

Did you edit sexual yourself?

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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby PhillyJim76 » 21 Mar 2017, 21:19

I whip my dick out in front of a 17 year old girl my life is ruined. These gentle flowers suck young boy cock daily and they are no longer able to teach and have to go to counseling.
Tell me again about male privilege?
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Dthefritz » 21 Mar 2017, 21:33

PhillyJim76 wrote:I whip my dick out in front of a 17 year old girl my life is ruined. These gentle flowers suck young boy cock daily and they are no longer able to teach and have to go to counseling.
Tell me again about male privilege?

Male privilege is having a dick in the first place. Vaginas, to my knowledge can not be used as towel racks or worn decoratively around the wrist. Sometimes you need to count your blessings and stop worrying about what other people have.
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