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Hey Diddle Diddle, touched by Iron Mike Sharpe

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 21 Dec 2011, 14:25

Diddling kids is all the rage now. Everyone's doing it. Coaches, writers, Henry Freaking Kissinger!

This is a thread where we can discuss this fun topic, tell stories about the times we did or didn't get diddled, and speculate on who else is a diddler.

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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 21 Dec 2011, 14:43

I was dining at Subway today, my favorite restaurant, across from a late 30s mom and her young daughter, who was maybe 4 or 5. I couldnt help thinking that this mom must have known thought that I was a pedo the whole time. These guys are ruining it for everyday fellas like myself!
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Colonel Angus » 21 Dec 2011, 14:49

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I was dining at Subway today, my favorite restaurant, across from a late 30s mom and her young daughter, who was maybe 4 or 5. I couldnt help thinking that this mom must have known thought that I was a pedo the whole time. These guys are ruining it for everyday fellas like myself!


Seriously - that girl was probably 8 or 9 years away from you lusting after her.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 21 Dec 2011, 15:05

I was always surprised Mister Rogers was never accused.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 21 Dec 2011, 15:37

What if she's 12 but tells you she's 16?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/w ... xid=cnnbin
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Colonel Angus » 21 Dec 2011, 15:39

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:What if she's 12 but tells you she's 16?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/w ... xid=cnnbin


I really wish that were Duke's Chris Collins.

I'm a bad person.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Jew Jitsu » 21 Dec 2011, 19:41

The only reason I go to an Abercrombie and Fitch store is to check out all the hot 17 year olds working there. I haven't bought shit there in years yet I visit it everytime I go to a mall
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Postby Gregs Kite » 21 Dec 2011, 20:32

Jew Jitsu wrote:The only reason I go to an Abercrombie and Fitch store is to check out all the hot 17 year olds working there. I haven't bought shit there in years yet I visit it everytime I go to a mall


He did too.

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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby mister bacon » 21 Dec 2011, 21:08

i bet there's a lot of people who vote for the baseball hall of fame that are kid diddlers. it just seems like a place that could double as a pedo convention.

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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby JichaelDick » 21 Dec 2011, 21:17

My buddy Chris and I were eyefucking a 14-year-old yesterday.

I never was diddled, but I remember a dude from my high school got caught doing that. He was supposedly one of the great coaches in Illinois HS basketball history.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 21 Dec 2011, 22:44

JichaelDick wrote:My buddy Chris and I were eyefucking a 14-year-old yesterday.


That's almost a threesome. Congrats, homey.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby imissedcota » 22 Dec 2011, 10:29

One of my high school teammates got arrested for diddling kids. He ended up becoming a coach at a small Christian school, then got charged with molesting 9 different boys. He got 35 years for it.
Weird side note: the first clerk job I had in law school was for a firm defending the school in the civil suits by the kids and parents. I had to summarize all the family member depositions, which was weird given that I personally knew them all.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 22 Dec 2011, 12:16

Time magazine really dropped the ball by naming Protesters as their People of the Year. Diddlers got robbed.
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 22 Dec 2011, 19:50


This could go in the Southie thread but it's apt here as well
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 06 Jan 2012, 15:20

Top 5 "jesus, i wish i could look at this child w/o knowing how hot they're gonna be in a few years, i'm such a sick fuck" actresses

5. Megan Fox - couldn't think of a fifth, this is a cop-out yeah. haven't looked at enough 14 year-olds i guess :/
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4. Selena Gomez - Disney. What a shock.
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3. Emma Watson
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2. Hayden Panettiere - The Catholic Church and Penn State stare at Disney and go "HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH IT!?"
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1. Natalie Portman
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On nobody's list: Dakota Fanning. Genetics are gonna do a number on her.
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