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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Mar 2017, 08:40

I assume your wife was considerate like mine and recognized I was watching something I really wanted to see on TV and she took her conversation to another room where I couldn't hear every word.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby TVF wannabe » 21 Mar 2017, 11:20

I got tested for taysachs before I got married, both people need to be carriers to pass it on.

I don't remember if I knew it was a Jewish only disease.

In other news purim and saint pats are on the same day in the next year or two.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Gregs Kite » 21 Mar 2017, 11:59

TVF wannabe wrote:In other news purim and saint pats are on the same day in the next year or two.


#ThreadIntegrity:

What does this mean for you?
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby TVF wannabe » 21 Mar 2017, 12:02

Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:In other news purim and saint pats are on the same day in the next year or two.


#ThreadIntegrity:

What does this mean for you?


me, not much but there will be joint parties and more drunkeness in areas like NYC than normal.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Rodney Farva » 21 Mar 2017, 12:03

i know a family of irish jews (irish as in from dublin, not irish as in from bahstun). they should be pretty excited.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Gregs Kite » 21 Mar 2017, 12:06

TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:In other news purim and saint pats are on the same day in the next year or two.


#ThreadIntegrity:

What does this mean for you?


me, not much but there will be joint parties and more drunkeness in areas like NYC than normal.


Cool, thank you.

Rodney Farva wrote:i know a family of irish jews (irish as in from dublin, not irish as in from bahstun). they should be pretty excited.


What is Bahstun? Is that where you flew to for a teenagers birthday party?
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Mar 2017, 12:07

This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby TVF wannabe » 29 Mar 2017, 12:13

Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Mar 2017, 12:26

TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.


You really are the best, dude. Almost literally never break character.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby JT99 » 29 Mar 2017, 12:29

Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.


You really are the best, dude. Almost literally never break character.


Not that I have need for diamonds, but I appreciate John Turturro's work on that
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby TVF wannabe » 29 Mar 2017, 12:31

Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.


You really are the best, dude. Almost literally never break character.


A twist would imply an unexpected ending.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Mar 2017, 12:37

TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.


You really are the best, dude. Almost literally never break character.


A twist would imply an unexpected ending.


Hi. I'll leave the sarcasm at the door and speak plainly and with minimal humor, which seems to be in your ווהעעלהאָוסע

The "twist ending" wasn't really a twist, and the fact that it appears to be a Jewish man doing this expose on overpriced diamonds made me laugh. I chose to post it here because I don't know. Maybe I had a few beers and got soooooooooooooo KAH-razee that I couldn't control my impulses. JK, I can handle my alcohol.

Anyway, the thread was titles Ask the Rabbi so I chose to ask a question to keep with thread integrity.

Enjoy the rest of your day.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby JT99 » 29 Mar 2017, 12:41

Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.


You really are the best, dude. Almost literally never break character.


A twist would imply an unexpected ending.


Hi. I'll leave the sarcasm at the door and speak plainly and with minimal humor, which seems to be in your ווהעעלהאָוסע

The "twist ending" wasn't really a twist, and the fact that it appears to be a Jewish man doing this expose on overpriced diamonds made me laugh. I chose to post it here because I don't know. Maybe I had a few beers and got soooooooooooooo KAH-razee that I couldn't control my impulses. JK, I can handle my alcohol.

Anyway, the thread was titles Ask the Rabbi so I chose to ask a question to keep with thread integrity.

Enjoy the rest of your day.


Using the purple font would have saved you this misunderstanding.

Follow the rules.
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby Prez » 29 Mar 2017, 12:47

Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.


You really are the best, dude. Almost literally never break character.


A twist would imply an unexpected ending.


Hi. I'll leave the sarcasm at the door and speak plainly and with minimal humor, which seems to be in your ווהעעלהאָוסע


What are all those weird characters?
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Re: Ask The Rabbi

Postby TVF wannabe » 29 Mar 2017, 12:48

Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:This made me laugh.

Oh, right, a question.

Uh....hey Jews, did the twist ending of this article offend you?



What's the twist?

I actually know that guy but haven't seen him in a couple years.


You really are the best, dude. Almost literally never break character.


A twist would imply an unexpected ending.


Hi. I'll leave the sarcasm at the door and speak plainly and with minimal humor, which seems to be in your ווהעעלהאָוסע

The "twist ending" wasn't really a twist, and the fact that it appears to be a Jewish man doing this expose on overpriced diamonds made me laugh. I chose to post it here because I don't know. Maybe I had a few beers and got soooooooooooooo KAH-razee that I couldn't control my impulses. JK, I can handle my alcohol.

Anyway, the thread was titles Ask the Rabbi so I chose to ask a question to keep with thread integrity.

Enjoy the rest of your day.


I understood what you were doing from the fact that you posted it here and as you said it's not really a twist.
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