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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby BigJohnStudd » 29 Apr 2017, 16:18

Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 29 Apr 2017, 17:08

Mother-In-Law suite.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Frank the Tank » 29 Apr 2017, 18:30

Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Are your parents pressuring you to move to Tankville?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Magnum » 01 May 2017, 10:13

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Mother-In-Law suite.

No
Frank the Tank wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Are your parents pressuring you to move to Tankville?

No, they don't live there anymore.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 01 May 2017, 10:16

Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.
Clayton Bigsby - Wed May 23, 2012 2:55 pm: i'd rather live with a guy who's kind of annoying but a nice guy than a guy who's kind of annoying and a dick
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Theny » 01 May 2017, 10:37

the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


second kid will kill you. be advised.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 May 2017, 10:40

Theny wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


second kid will kill you. be advised.


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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 01 May 2017, 10:47

Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


second kid will kill you. be advised.


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Second (or third) kid takes five years to recover from if both spouses work. Three if one stays home.
Clayton Bigsby - Wed May 23, 2012 2:55 pm: i'd rather live with a guy who's kind of annoying but a nice guy than a guy who's kind of annoying and a dick
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Jew Jitsu » 01 May 2017, 11:05

Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


second kid will kill you. be advised.


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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 01 May 2017, 12:57

^^^Savage.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 May 2017, 13:01

the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


Plus, he'll be able to finish all those projects around the house!
Apr 22, 2015 3:49 pm Clayton Bigsby i enjoy sports

Magnum - Thu Aug 17, 2017 3:36 pm: perhaps my reaction was built up greg hatred finally coming through. fuck that guy.

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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 01 May 2017, 13:05

Gregs Kite wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


Plus, he'll be able to finish all those projects around the house!


I'm trying to find a way to insult the shit out of Mags' hero for his inadequacy and Mags herself for picking said hero but in a funny, lighthearted way and coming up empty. Shocking for me, I know.
Clayton Bigsby - Wed May 23, 2012 2:55 pm: i'd rather live with a guy who's kind of annoying but a nice guy than a guy who's kind of annoying and a dick
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 May 2017, 13:08

the cheese wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


Plus, he'll be able to finish all those projects around the house!


I'm trying to find a way to insult the shit out of Mags' hero for his inadequacy and Mags herself for picking said hero but in a funny, lighthearted way and coming up empty. Shocking for me, I know.


He's almost insult-proof. He's got the perfect scam going. Got a job as a goof. Got a breadwinning wife. Does jusssssssst enough to not get divorced. Christ, they just need to move to Switzerland and buy a Lesbian Liberty with straight cash.
Apr 22, 2015 3:49 pm Clayton Bigsby i enjoy sports

Magnum - Thu Aug 17, 2017 3:36 pm: perhaps my reaction was built up greg hatred finally coming through. fuck that guy.

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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Theny » 01 May 2017, 14:38

Gregs Kite wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Need another bedroom for Shabazz's new brother or sister?

Potentially


Your hero going to stay at home with the kids after Shabazz's little brother Hilton Armstrong makes his entrance? Most teachers stay home after the second kid. Daycare is too expensive.


Plus, he'll be able to finish all those projects around the house!


I'm trying to find a way to insult the shit out of Mags' hero for his inadequacy and Mags herself for picking said hero but in a funny, lighthearted way and coming up empty. Shocking for me, I know.


He's almost insult-proof. He's got the perfect scam going. Got a job as a goof. Got a breadwinning wife. Does jusssssssst enough to not get divorced. Christ, they just need to move to Switzerland and buy a Lesbian Liberty with straight cash.


BANG!!!!
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Goose » 01 May 2017, 16:01

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