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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby mj3528 » 28 Apr 2017, 14:34

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
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BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Hello, you have been a pretty shitty poster for a few months. Can you step up your game, please?

How about updates on your dunce and you MIL? She try to murder Shabazz lately? What is D doing for work next school year?

Hey Balls, Hey. Yeah, I got a new job at work, while keeping my old stuff, so that's been fun. Been pretty busy trying to learn what the hell I am supposed to be doing. I will try to step up game.

Dunce is fine. No job lined up for next year, but has a lead at a school that his dad's wife works at. Unfortunately it's not close. If he gets that, we may move closer to Lurch.

MIL is still insane, but has not tried to kill Shabazz. We didn't go to her house for Easter this year, so she didn't have the opportunity to give him peanut butter filled candy.

My BIL is getting married in July....my future SIL told me about this about a week and a half ago that they decided on a date. They have told all of the immediate family...except MIL. She's going to flip because it wont be in a church and they are inviting FIL's wife and kid. Should be a fun time. NOT! But yeah, they don't want to tell her because she will be awful for the next 3 months about it.


This poor women! She just wants to be loved.

TY for your update.

Why would you move for a job that he may not even have after a year?


BSMB raises a point, as moving for his job last time worked out so well.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 28 Apr 2017, 14:34

mj3528 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Hello, you have been a pretty shitty poster for a few months. Can you step up your game, please?

How about updates on your dunce and you MIL? She try to murder Shabazz lately? What is D doing for work next school year?

Hey Balls, Hey. Yeah, I got a new job at work, while keeping my old stuff, so that's been fun. Been pretty busy trying to learn what the hell I am supposed to be doing. I will try to step up game.

Dunce is fine. No job lined up for next year, but has a lead at a school that his dad's wife works at. Unfortunately it's not close. If he gets that, we may move closer to Lurch.

MIL is still insane, but has not tried to kill Shabazz. We didn't go to her house for Easter this year, so she didn't have the opportunity to give him peanut butter filled candy.

My BIL is getting married in July....my future SIL told me about this about a week and a half ago that they decided on a date. They have told all of the immediate family...except MIL. She's going to flip because it wont be in a church and they are inviting FIL's wife and kid. Should be a fun time. NOT! But yeah, they don't want to tell her because she will be awful for the next 3 months about it.


This poor women! She just wants to be loved.

TY for your update.

Why would you move for a job that he may not even have after a year?


BSMB raises a point, as moving for his job last time worked out so well.


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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby TheWolf » 28 Apr 2017, 14:44

I don't know what town this job would be in, but you don't live THAT far from Lurch. The necessity of this move sounds questionable, even if you knew he was keeping the job long-term.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 28 Apr 2017, 14:49

TheWolf wrote:I don't know what town this job would be in, but you don't live THAT far from Lurch. The necessity of this move sounds questionable, even if you knew he was keeping the job long-term.


Mags' hero teaches gym right? Maybe he should consider leaving the world of hero-ing if he can't get a stable gig hero-ing. That's like, 25% of the allure of hero-ing. That, you can't really be fired, summers off and a state pension, right?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby TheWolf » 28 Apr 2017, 14:56

the cheese wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I don't know what town this job would be in, but you don't live THAT far from Lurch. The necessity of this move sounds questionable, even if you knew he was keeping the job long-term.


Mags' hero teaches gym right? Maybe he should consider leaving the world of hero-ing if he can't get a stable gig hero-ing. That's like, 25% of the allure of hero-ing. That, you can't really be fired, summers off and a state pension, right?


Is there a difference between a stable gig and not being able to be fired?

I don't think he teaches gym, although I could be wrong. He coaches football, which may be where the gym association comes from. But IIRC, he teaches history or something.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 28 Apr 2017, 15:00

TheWolf wrote:
the cheese wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I don't know what town this job would be in, but you don't live THAT far from Lurch. The necessity of this move sounds questionable, even if you knew he was keeping the job long-term.


Mags' hero teaches gym right? Maybe he should consider leaving the world of hero-ing if he can't get a stable gig hero-ing. That's like, 25% of the allure of hero-ing. That, you can't really be fired, summers off and a state pension, right?


Is there a difference between a stable gig and not being able to be fired?

I don't think he teaches gym, although I could be wrong. He coaches football, which may be where the gym association comes from. But IIRC, he teaches history or something.


I was told there would be no math.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby BigJohnStudd » 28 Apr 2017, 17:59

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Why would you move for a husband that you may not even have after a year?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Jew Jitsu » 28 Apr 2017, 18:57

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BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Why would you move for a husband that you may not even have after a year?

Lol word. Maggie moving around for her husband like he's an NBA journeyman instead of a high school teacher.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby babylurch » 28 Apr 2017, 20:09

Magnum wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Hello, you have been a pretty shitty poster for a few months. Can you step up your game, please?

How about updates on your dunce and you MIL? She try to murder Shabazz lately? What is D doing for work next school year?

Hey Balls, Hey. Yeah, I got a new job at work, while keeping my old stuff, so that's been fun. Been pretty busy trying to learn what the hell I am supposed to be doing. I will try to step up game.

Dunce is fine. No job lined up for next year, but has a lead at a school that his dad's wife works at. Unfortunately it's not close. If he gets that, we may move closer to Lurch.

MIL is still insane, but has not tried to kill Shabazz. We didn't go to her house for Easter this year, so she didn't have the opportunity to give him peanut butter filled candy.

My BIL is getting married in July....my future SIL told me about this about a week and a half ago that they decided on a date. They have told all of the immediate family...except MIL. She's going to flip because it wont be in a church and they are inviting FIL's wife and kid. Should be a fun time. NOT! But yeah, they don't want to tell her because she will be awful for the next 3 months about it.

6 of the 8 houses closest to me are on the market...
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby bosux » 28 Apr 2017, 20:13

babylurch wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Hello, you have been a pretty shitty poster for a few months. Can you step up your game, please?

How about updates on your dunce and you MIL? She try to murder Shabazz lately? What is D doing for work next school year?

Hey Balls, Hey. Yeah, I got a new job at work, while keeping my old stuff, so that's been fun. Been pretty busy trying to learn what the hell I am supposed to be doing. I will try to step up game.

Dunce is fine. No job lined up for next year, but has a lead at a school that his dad's wife works at. Unfortunately it's not close. If he gets that, we may move closer to Lurch.

MIL is still insane, but has not tried to kill Shabazz. We didn't go to her house for Easter this year, so she didn't have the opportunity to give him peanut butter filled candy.

My BIL is getting married in July....my future SIL told me about this about a week and a half ago that they decided on a date. They have told all of the immediate family...except MIL. She's going to flip because it wont be in a church and they are inviting FIL's wife and kid. Should be a fun time. NOT! But yeah, they don't want to tell her because she will be awful for the next 3 months about it.

6 of the 8 houses closest to me are on the market...


the lurch family must be great neighbors
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby babylurch » 28 Apr 2017, 20:18

bosux wrote:
babylurch wrote:
Magnum wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Hello, you have been a pretty shitty poster for a few months. Can you step up your game, please?

How about updates on your dunce and you MIL? She try to murder Shabazz lately? What is D doing for work next school year?

Hey Balls, Hey. Yeah, I got a new job at work, while keeping my old stuff, so that's been fun. Been pretty busy trying to learn what the hell I am supposed to be doing. I will try to step up game.

Dunce is fine. No job lined up for next year, but has a lead at a school that his dad's wife works at. Unfortunately it's not close. If he gets that, we may move closer to Lurch.

MIL is still insane, but has not tried to kill Shabazz. We didn't go to her house for Easter this year, so she didn't have the opportunity to give him peanut butter filled candy.

My BIL is getting married in July....my future SIL told me about this about a week and a half ago that they decided on a date. They have told all of the immediate family...except MIL. She's going to flip because it wont be in a church and they are inviting FIL's wife and kid. Should be a fun time. NOT! But yeah, they don't want to tell her because she will be awful for the next 3 months about it.

6 of the 8 houses closest to me are on the market...


the lurch family must be great neighbors

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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby TheWolf » 28 Apr 2017, 20:39

How did those 6 neighbors die?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby babylurch » 28 Apr 2017, 21:42

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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Magnum » 29 Apr 2017, 11:19

We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Apr 2017, 13:09

Magnum wrote:We aren't moving because of his job. We want to get a bigger house.


Smart. Bigger house means more summer projects for the white. Crack that whip!
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