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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Magnum » 15 Mar 2017, 12:49

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Magnum wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Magnum wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Hey Magnum,

I assume you won't answer this and will instead deflect and insult me, but from the Bs thread, I wondered, what exactly are Mr. Mags' redeeming qualities? Is he good at lovemaking? Does he make a mean bowl of Cheerios? I'm curious.

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Gregs

He's a good dad.


is he fun to spend time around? what do you en joy doing together when you aren't parenting?


he doesn't drink, so I guess he would be a great designated driver.

Before kid, we used to have fun going out to bars, concerts, trivia. Now, we don't get to go out much, so we stare at our phones while watching tv most nights.


Do you still not wear underpants under your garments in the house?

Depends on time of the month.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 15 Mar 2017, 12:59

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Magnum wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Magnum wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Hey Magnum,

I assume you won't answer this and will instead deflect and insult me, but from the Bs thread, I wondered, what exactly are Mr. Mags' redeeming qualities? Is he good at lovemaking? Does he make a mean bowl of Cheerios? I'm curious.

Your pal,

Gregs

He's a good dad.


is he fun to spend time around? what do you en joy doing together when you aren't parenting?


he doesn't drink, so I guess he would be a great designated driver.

Before kid, we used to have fun going out to bars, concerts, trivia. Now, we don't get to go out much, so we stare at our phones while watching tv most nights.


Do you still not wear underpants under your garments in the house?


People wear underwear when they've changed into their loungewear for the evening and don't intend to leave the house? This is a thing?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby TheWolf » 16 Mar 2017, 13:34

the cheese wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Magnum wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Magnum wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Hey Magnum,

I assume you won't answer this and will instead deflect and insult me, but from the Bs thread, I wondered, what exactly are Mr. Mags' redeeming qualities? Is he good at lovemaking? Does he make a mean bowl of Cheerios? I'm curious.

Your pal,

Gregs

He's a good dad.


is he fun to spend time around? what do you en joy doing together when you aren't parenting?


he doesn't drink, so I guess he would be a great designated driver.

Before kid, we used to have fun going out to bars, concerts, trivia. Now, we don't get to go out much, so we stare at our phones while watching tv most nights.


Do you still not wear underpants under your garments in the house?


People wear underwear when they've changed into their loungewear for the evening and don't intend to leave the house? This is a thing?


Yes?

Why would I take my underwear off instead of just pulling my sweatpants on over them?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby SouthernYokel » 16 Mar 2017, 13:47

TheWolf wrote:
the cheese wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Magnum wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Magnum wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Hey Magnum,

I assume you won't answer this and will instead deflect and insult me, but from the Bs thread, I wondered, what exactly are Mr. Mags' redeeming qualities? Is he good at lovemaking? Does he make a mean bowl of Cheerios? I'm curious.

Your pal,

Gregs

He's a good dad.


is he fun to spend time around? what do you en joy doing together when you aren't parenting?


he doesn't drink, so I guess he would be a great designated driver.

Before kid, we used to have fun going out to bars, concerts, trivia. Now, we don't get to go out much, so we stare at our phones while watching tv most nights.


Do you still not wear underpants under your garments in the house?


People wear underwear when they've changed into their loungewear for the evening and don't intend to leave the house? This is a thing?


Yes?

Why would I take my underwear off instead of just pulling my sweatpants on over them?


because sweatpants feel a lot better when you're dangling around in there. surely you have tried it. it's nova's life philosophy for gods sake.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby TheWolf » 16 Mar 2017, 13:51

I've tried it. I don't disagree, but they feel just fine with boxers on underneath. Plus I feel like leaving on the underwear lets me buy a few more days out of my loungewear before it smells completely like my balls and needs to be washed.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby SouthernYokel » 16 Mar 2017, 13:57

TheWolf wrote:I've tried it. I don't disagree, but they feel just fine with boxers on underneath. Plus I feel like leaving on the underwear lets me buy a few more days out of my loungewear before it smells completely like my balls and needs to be washed.


2 pairs of sweat pants. 3 days, 3 days, washing machine. i feel like gregs trying to explain how to grocery store
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby TheWolf » 16 Mar 2017, 13:58

SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I've tried it. I don't disagree, but they feel just fine with boxers on underneath. Plus I feel like leaving on the underwear lets me buy a few more days out of my loungewear before it smells completely like my balls and needs to be washed.


2 pairs of sweat pants. 3 days, 3 days, washing machine. i feel like gregs trying to explain how to grocery store


What's wrong with 1 pair of sweatpants, 6 days, washing machine? #spreadsheet
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Magnum » 16 Mar 2017, 14:02

Can we keep your dangling balls out of my thread please?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby the cheese » 16 Mar 2017, 14:26

TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I've tried it. I don't disagree, but they feel just fine with boxers on underneath. Plus I feel like leaving on the underwear lets me buy a few more days out of my loungewear before it smells completely like my balls and needs to be washed.


2 pairs of sweat pants. 3 days, 3 days, washing machine. i feel like gregs trying to explain how to grocery store


What's wrong with 1 pair of sweatpants, 6 days, washing machine? #spreadsheet


What's wrong with washing your balls more than once a week apparently?

+1 for explaining how to grocery store.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 16 Mar 2017, 14:45

Magnum wrote:Can we keep your dangling balls out of my thread please?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE

Does your husband dangle his balls or does he keep them trapped tight to his thighs?
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby mj3528 » 16 Mar 2017, 14:53

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Magnum wrote:Can we keep your dangling balls out of my thread please?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE

Does your husband dangle his balls or does he keep them trapped tight to his thighs?


Mags keeps them in a jar on the shelf, like the Kinnison routine.
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Re: Hey Magnum

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 Mar 2017, 14:58

mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Magnum wrote:Can we keep your dangling balls out of my thread please?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE

Does your husband dangle his balls or does he keep them trapped tight to his thighs?


Mags keeps them in a jar on the shelf, like the Kinnison routine.


Sidebar, do you keep your ex wifes clam in a jar on your shelf?
You fuckers ruined kite.

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