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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 30 Jan 2015, 07:58

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This doesn't strike anyone else as really odd?

Not really...seems like bros doing their own bro thing to me. I'd be pissed doe if the guy who suggested it pussed out before the trip. There should be some penalty for that idiocy.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 30 Jan 2015, 08:00

what's the term for heavily bearded hipsters wearing plaid shirts, lumbersexual? sounds like that kind of tomfoolery.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 30 Jan 2015, 08:03

Rodney Farva wrote:what's the term for heavily bearded hipsters wearing plaid shirts, lumbersexual? sounds like that kind of tomfoolery.


I went to a concert last evening (oh he a bad bitch) and yeah, this is the "look" now. The band even made fun of it. If I wasn't shitfaced when I got home I would've shaved my shit off.

Fucking hipsters ruin everything.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby mister bacon » 30 Jan 2015, 09:46

CourtesyFlush wrote:There should be some penalty for that idiocy.


get -bjs to send you some of his roofies, and then give them all reverse mohawks while passed out. or just make them shave their heads when they get there. either way.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby JT99 » 30 Jan 2015, 09:52

mister bacon wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:There should be some penalty for that idiocy.


get -bjs to send you some of his roofies, and then give them all reverse mohawks while passed out. or just make them shave their heads when they get there. either way.


If you make them shave their pubes, mail them my way. I've got plans /mb
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Theny » 01 Feb 2015, 07:58

Oh and another bro is bringing his gf from friggin Iowa. So annoying.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 01 Feb 2015, 12:00

Train time.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Feb 2015, 08:38

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Train time.


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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby bosux » 20 Feb 2015, 12:22

everyone thinks of batwings as a summertime thing, but winter batwings are far worse, imo...in summer at least it stays damp...in the dry winter air any ball sweat immediately hardens into ball-thigh superglue...not a fan
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby nova » 20 Feb 2015, 12:31

bosux wrote:everyone thinks of batwings as a summertime thing, but winter batwings are far worse, imo...in summer at least it stays damp...in the dry winter air any ball sweat immediately hardens into ball-thigh superglue...not a fan


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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 20 Feb 2015, 12:33

bosux wrote:everyone thinks of batwings as a summertime thing, but winter batwings are far worse, imo...in summer at least it stays damp...in the dry winter air any ball sweat immediately hardens into ball-thigh superglue...not a fan


i seriously have no idea what you are talking about
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby bosux » 20 Feb 2015, 13:06

Rodney Farva wrote:
bosux wrote:everyone thinks of batwings as a summertime thing, but winter batwings are far worse, imo...in summer at least it stays damp...in the dry winter air any ball sweat immediately hardens into ball-thigh superglue...not a fan


i seriously have no idea what you are talking about


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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby mister bacon » 17 Apr 2015, 10:01

i stopped using antipersperant and switched to straight deodorant last fall. i'm thinking of switching back for summer. sweaty pits aint a good look.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 17 Apr 2015, 10:03

mister bacon wrote:i stopped using antipersperant and switched to straight deodorant last fall. i'm thinking of switching back for summer. sweaty pits aint a good look.


just put oxiclean in with your detergent in the wash. keeps out the yellow from the antiperspirant. also, welcome back to club Parkinsons, we missed you
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 17 Apr 2015, 10:08

SouthernYokel wrote:
mister bacon wrote:i stopped using antipersperant and switched to straight deodorant last fall. i'm thinking of switching back for summer. sweaty pits aint a good look.


just put oxiclean in with your detergent in the wash. keeps out the yellow from the antiperspirant. also, welcome back to club Parkinsons, we missed you


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