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SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby jack_daniels » 15 Apr 2008, 15:18

Do you consier yourself well-groomed? Well dressed?

Usually on the night out I: wear a nice pair of jeans or golf pants, nice polo shirt (best brands are Lacoste, Hollister, American Eagle, and Polo) or dress shirt (I would go with Banana republic or some upscale clothing store on this one), deoderant (I love Right Guard, it smells awesome), some cologne (as I said in the SB Polo BLack and Safari are tops, I also have Lacoste, Alfred Sung's Hei and Coolwater), and some gel. Don't douse your hair in it, but the right amount makes all the difference.

Skincare is also very important. Moisturize daily, otherwise you get nasty razor bumps or pimples.

Personal hygiene is very important. It gives you a boost of confidence and you can get digits no matter if the bitch is out of your league or not. Folow these steps and you'll be a player in no time.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 15 Apr 2008, 15:22

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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Jew Jitsu » 15 Apr 2008, 15:37

I seriously don't get people who use an axe body wash, fragrance deodorants, and then put on cologne...you just end up smelling like a mess.


Give me regular soap, unscented deodorants and some nice cologne. I spend good money on cologne because I wanna smell like that, not like a mix of three different fragrances...
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby jack_daniels » 15 Apr 2008, 15:41

they actually all provide nice compliments to each other.

you shouldn't be using regular soap when you shower anyway, it's terrible for your skin.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby mister bacon » 15 Apr 2008, 16:06

jack_daniels wrote:they actually all provide nice compliments to each other.

you shouldn't be using regular soap when you shower anyway, it's terrible for your skin.


you probably use a loofa and body wash. fuck that shit.

lever 2000 is the perfect soap, because it smells like.... SOAP. you gonna smell my cologne.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 15 Apr 2008, 16:08

i prefer to stew in my own personal cocktail of forehead grease, sweat, burps, bad breath and farts. it lets people know that i am an Extremely Important Person who has too much personal integrity to waste my money and incredibly valuable time on shitty mass market brands. between that, the excessive avoirdupois, the wedding ring, the gray hairs, the double cowlicks, the acres of fivehead, and the heavy brow that makes me look like i'm always scowling, i am swimming, i say SWIMMING, in high-quality strange. i have to beat the chicks off of me with a motherfucking stick.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby jack_daniels » 15 Apr 2008, 16:29

mister bacon wrote:
jack_daniels wrote:they actually all provide nice compliments to each other.

you shouldn't be using regular soap when you shower anyway, it's terrible for your skin.


you probably use a loofa and body wash. fuck that shit.

lever 2000 is the perfect soap, because it smells like.... SOAP. you gonna smell my cologne.


it's much much much better for your skin to use a moisturizing body wash than soap. especially using soap on your face, it's so terrible. it chaffes your skin and depletes the oil and your pores are exposed to dirt and girme and that's how ppl get blackheads and the like. moisturize moisturize moisturize
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby IhateTomBrady » 15 Apr 2008, 19:01

jack_daniels wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
jack_daniels wrote:they actually all provide nice compliments to each other.

you shouldn't be using regular soap when you shower anyway, it's terrible for your skin.


you probably use a loofa and body wash. fuck that shit.

lever 2000 is the perfect soap, because it smells like.... SOAP. you gonna smell my cologne.


it's much much much better for your skin to use a moisturizing body wash than soap. especially using soap on your face, it's so terrible. it chaffes your skin and depletes the oil and your pores are exposed to dirt and girme and that's how ppl get blackheads and the like. moisturize moisturize moisturize


I have to agree with _ on the body wash and loofa. It doesn't chafe and mositurizes quite well. Plus, there is less soap scum to clean up.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby mister bacon » 15 Apr 2008, 19:13

IhateTomBrady wrote:
jack_daniels wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
jack_daniels wrote:they actually all provide nice compliments to each other.

you shouldn't be using regular soap when you shower anyway, it's terrible for your skin.


you probably use a loofa and body wash. fuck that shit.

lever 2000 is the perfect soap, because it smells like.... SOAP. you gonna smell my cologne.


it's much much much better for your skin to use a moisturizing body wash than soap. especially using soap on your face, it's so terrible. it chaffes your skin and depletes the oil and your pores are exposed to dirt and girme and that's how ppl get blackheads and the like. moisturize moisturize moisturize


I have to agree with _ on the body wash and loofa. It doesn't chafe and mositurizes quite well. Plus, there is less soap scum to clean up.


i dont use soap on my face, i use face wash. and my fiancee always tries to make me use a loofa and body wash, but fuck it.


i keep it real. bar soap for life nigga.

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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby nova » 15 Apr 2008, 19:18

mister bacon wrote:
IhateTomBrady wrote:
jack_daniels wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
jack_daniels wrote:they actually all provide nice compliments to each other.

you shouldn't be using regular soap when you shower anyway, it's terrible for your skin.


you probably use a loofa and body wash. fuck that shit.

lever 2000 is the perfect soap, because it smells like.... SOAP. you gonna smell my cologne.


it's much much much better for your skin to use a moisturizing body wash than soap. especially using soap on your face, it's so terrible. it chaffes your skin and depletes the oil and your pores are exposed to dirt and girme and that's how ppl get blackheads and the like. moisturize moisturize moisturize


I have to agree with _ on the body wash and loofa. It doesn't chafe and mositurizes quite well. Plus, there is less soap scum to clean up.


i dont use soap on my face, i use face wash. and my fiancee always tries to make me use a loofa and body wash, but fuck it.


i keep it real. bar soap for life nigga.

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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 15 Apr 2008, 19:47

Exfoliating is gay.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby jack_daniels » 15 Apr 2008, 19:50

maybe but it's good for your skin

those gays are ahead of the curve
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby IhateTomBrady » 15 Apr 2008, 19:56

Frank the Tank wrote:Exfoliating is gay.

No shoving the bar of soap up your ass is gay. Exfoliating is okay.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby mister bacon » 15 Apr 2008, 20:33

Frank the Tank wrote:Exfoliating is gay.


i have to, otherwise i get ingrown hairs on my face and i look like shit and i cut myself when i shave. black men with curly facial have to exfoliate. otherwise the hair grows back into your pore.. and it hurts like a fucking bitch.
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Re: SOTSG Personal Grooming Thread

Postby sportsdorkhater » 15 Apr 2008, 20:36

what does exfoliate mean? sorry, im hetero and not very smart
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