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Ax a Black Dood

Postby fatty » 06 Aug 2005, 03:16

sportsdorkhater wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Maybe I should open a "Ask a Black Dude" Forum.

Thoughts anyone?


yeah , i could co-author it if you need any help :D



"I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

I second the motion, make it so.

For the first question, I would like to know why your penis is longer than mine :-D
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Postby mister bacon » 06 Aug 2005, 12:00

fatty wrote:
sportsdorkhater wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Maybe I should open a "Ask a Black Dude" Forum.

Thoughts anyone?


yeah , i could co-author it if you need any help :D



"I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

I second the motion, make it so.

For the first question, I would like to know why your penis is longer than mine :-D


Because god is Black.

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Postby jack_daniels » 06 Aug 2005, 22:38

Do you guys aknowledge the Jerry Curl's existence, or did it Never Happen?
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Postby mister bacon » 06 Aug 2005, 23:08

Oh it happened. The Jheri Curl is to black people what the mullet was to white people. The same Camaro driving dude who lifted weights and blasted bon jovie was driving around in the hood blasting Cameo.

..and without the Jheri Curl, your mental image of Eazy-E would never be the same, and Coming to America wouldn't have happened either.

...not to mention Pedro Martinez.
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Postby Rickey Sez » 06 Aug 2005, 23:18

Do you shit beige?
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Postby fatty » 06 Aug 2005, 23:20

mister bacon wrote:The same Camaro driving dude who lifted weights and blasted bon jovie was driving around in the hood blasting Cameo.


That's the funniest thing I've read in a good solid week. Thanks bacon :lol:
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Postby mister bacon » 06 Aug 2005, 23:51

Rickey Sez wrote:Do you shit beige?


Do you shit beige?

Next question! 8)
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Postby Dunking Donut » 07 Aug 2005, 00:53

What's up with going after white chicks?

Is there a preference amongst white, latina, black, or asian? If so, why?
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Postby jack_daniels » 07 Aug 2005, 03:24

All of you black guys copy the Pac goatee thing. It's like there's nothing else you guys can do but a goatee without the links. Why is that? Lincolns don't count, brown people own that shit.

Why do black guys wear their pants down to their knees? It's kinda weird.
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Postby bosux » 08 Aug 2005, 13:54

fatty wrote:
mister bacon wrote:The same Camaro driving dude who lifted weights and blasted bon jovie was driving around in the hood blasting Cameo.


That's the funniest thing I've read in a good solid week. Thanks bacon :lol:


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Postby Big Scary Monster » 09 Aug 2005, 13:57

Whats the deal with liking white chicks with big bootys?
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Postby jack_daniels » 09 Aug 2005, 14:05

I think I can answer this in light of Bacon's absense.

BSM man, more cushion for the pushin. That applies to all women though, the big booty thing.
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Postby thedudeabides » 09 Aug 2005, 14:17

I DON'T like big butts....and I cannot lie......
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Postby Rodney Farva » 09 Aug 2005, 14:27

i hope your car has a big trunk, 'cause i'm gonna put my bike in it.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Postby TheWolf » 09 Aug 2005, 16:49

I can't wait to see that goddamn movie.

I also don't like big butts by the way (although a girl I had a thing for in college was hit on by more black guys than I ever thought possible, so I guess she sorta had that ghetto booty thing going).
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