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Stuff white people like

Postby mister bacon » 17 Feb 2008, 12:34

im not sure if this is a rumsfeld, but i think this is ready for its own topic.

stuff white people like. discuss.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby IhateTomBrady » 17 Feb 2008, 13:13

I'm not looking through that website but is women who don't have fat asses on that list?
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby mister bacon » 17 Feb 2008, 13:28

IhateTomBrady wrote:I'm not looking through that website but is women who don't have fat asses on that list?



no, but we can put it on the SOTSG stuff white people like list. i though we could compile our own list of stuff that white people like here.. and use that blog as a jumping off point for ideas and the like.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 17 Feb 2008, 13:42

Mayonnaise.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby Rodney Farva » 17 Feb 2008, 13:54

the black man's music. and his bitches.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 17 Feb 2008, 14:02

If _ started this thread he would be getting killed by you people. Isn't there already an ask a white guy thread?
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby Montecore's Revenge » 17 Feb 2008, 14:10

The list is funny, and they make some good points (standing still at concerts, expensive sandwiches, Arrested Development, etc), but it seems like they're talking about a fairly specific "flavor" of white people most of the time (Prius, knowing what's best for poor people (w/ Green Party picture), marijuana, natural medicine, public radio, arts degrees, Apple, Veganism / Vegetarianism, snowboarding, Barak Obama, diversity, organic foods). Seems like they're talking more about "hippie-ish college kids and 20-somethings" than whites in general.

But here are a few they should add to the list:

- Quiet movie theaters
- Celebrating touchdowns by tossing the ball to the official and then heading for the sideline
- Sudoku (although I don't do this)
- Bad sitcoms ("According to Jim" has been on the air for SEVEN SEASONS - who is watching this?!? Answer: random white people)
- NASCAR (duh)
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby mister bacon » 17 Feb 2008, 14:13

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:If _ started this thread he would be getting killed by you people. Isn't there already an ask a white guy thread?



i also havent started a million shitty threads so people allow my ideas to see if they have "gamey" (as nerf would say) legs.

Montecore's Revenge wrote:The list is funny, and they make some good points (standing still at concerts, expensive sandwiches, Arrested Development, etc), but it seems like they're talking about a fairly specific "flavor" of white people most of the time (Prius, knowing what's best for poor people (w/ Green Party picture), marijuana, natural medicine, public radio, arts degrees, Apple, Veganism / Vegetarianism, snowboarding, Barak Obama, diversity, organic foods). Seems like they're talking more about "hippie-ish college kids and 20-somethings" than whites in general.

But here are a few they should add to the list:

- Quiet movie theaters
- Celebrating touchdowns by tossing the ball to the official and then heading for the sideline
- Sudoku (although I don't do this)
- Bad sitcoms ("According to Jim" has been on the air for SEVEN SEASONS - who is watching this?!? Answer: random white people)
- NASCAR (duh)


you are on point with all of these. i cant wait till D'annunzio sees this topic. hes going to go nuts.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 17 Feb 2008, 14:44

I'm a big fan of exploiting minorities.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 17 Feb 2008, 15:04

Just heard this one from a co-worker:

White people like to pay for oxygen. Flavored oxygen especially, but regular oxygen will do.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby chrisco » 17 Feb 2008, 15:26

Orderly single file lines with no cutting.

Non confrontational conversations that resolve problems without profanity or the phrase "don't tell me how to...".

Cell phone rings that sound like telephones and not MTV.

Mutual funds with no loads and low management fees that regularly outperform their peer index.

Service workers with appropriately bland personalities.

Oval bumper stickers with abbreviations of places they like to vacation, i.e. ACK for Nantucket.

Phish.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby Stalker » 17 Feb 2008, 15:31

Blu Tooth headsets.

Covered midsections.

"Law & Order"

Apostrophes used in names only in the possessive sense.

Willie Nelson.

Boring colors in house paint.

Oatmeal.
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby Jew Jitsu » 17 Feb 2008, 16:46

Blutooth headsets are also popular amongst african americans (if not more so)


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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby JichaelDick » 17 Feb 2008, 17:05

Saved by the Bell

Subdivisions without minorities

Baseball
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Re: Stuff white people like

Postby Rickey Sez » 17 Feb 2008, 18:21

Rocky.

The Mos Def thing cracked me up, becuase it is so TRU. Pitchfork loves him when they play the "see! Here's a hop=hop album we like. We're not racist. We swear! Hey look, we like MF Doom, too!"

That reminds me. Add MF Doom to the list.
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