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Postby the cheese » 12 May 2016, 14:45

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i meant less attractive than Kendra. poorly worded.


wait, are you saying that horseface mcfaketits-baskett is hotter than Bridget? AND Holly?


yeah. i mean i don't know about TODAY, but on the show she was the hottest one to me. Lets be real though they all basically looked the same. this is the nittiest of nit picking to choose one fake breasted blonde Playboy strumpet over another.


The correct ranking of fake-breasted blonde Playboy strumpets is as follows:

1. Bridget
2. Holly
3. Kendra
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Re: What Would Egotastic Mile Zone Do? - The Celebrities Thr

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 May 2016, 14:49

the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i meant less attractive than Kendra. poorly worded.


wait, are you saying that horseface mcfaketits-baskett is hotter than Bridget? AND Holly?


yeah. i mean i don't know about TODAY, but on the show she was the hottest one to me. Lets be real though they all basically looked the same. this is the nittiest of nit picking to choose one fake breasted blonde Playboy strumpet over another.


The correct ranking of fake-breasted blonde Playboy strumpets is as follows:

1. Bridget
2. Holly
3. Kendra


i would let any of them clean me up and get me hard again. no preference.
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Re: What Would Egotastic Mile Zone Do? - The Celebrities Thr

Postby the cheese » 12 May 2016, 14:49

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i meant less attractive than Kendra. poorly worded.


wait, are you saying that horseface mcfaketits-baskett is hotter than Bridget? AND Holly?


yeah. i mean i don't know about TODAY, but on the show she was the hottest one to me. Lets be real though they all basically looked the same. this is the nittiest of nit picking to choose one fake breasted blonde Playboy strumpet over another.


The correct ranking of fake-breasted blonde Playboy strumpets is as follows:

1. Bridget
2. Holly
3. Kendra


i would let any of them clean me up and get me hard again. no preference.


On this we can agree.
Clayton Bigsby - Wed May 23, 2012 2:55 pm: i'd rather live with a guy who's kind of annoying but a nice guy than a guy who's kind of annoying and a dick
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Postby JT99 » 12 May 2016, 17:30

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i meant less attractive than Kendra. poorly worded.


wait, are you saying that horseface mcfaketits-baskett is hotter than Bridget? AND Holly?


yeah. i mean i don't know about TODAY, but on the show she was the hottest one to me. Lets be real though they all basically looked the same. this is the nittiest of nit picking to choose one fake breasted blonde Playboy strumpet over another.


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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 14 May 2016, 11:58

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:Bridget was more attractive than Holly and you know that.


Word.

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That's not Bridgit, idiots. She is a pig. This girl is exquisite.
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Postby Briandong79 » 26 May 2016, 09:15

Amber Heard is divorcing Johnny Depp. He's worth $400 million and didn't make her sign a prenup. Good career move there by Ms. Heard.

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Postby Rodney Farva » 26 May 2016, 12:19

Always been a big fan. She "used to be" a dyke, maybe she took the d for the payday and is going back to Scissor City now.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 26 May 2016, 12:47

I know I've "heard" of her :lol:, but I didnt know that Depp was married to her, or anyone, especially a female.
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Postby TVF wannabe » 26 May 2016, 13:04

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I know I've "heard" of her :lol:, but I didnt know that Depp was married to her, or anyone, especially a female.

didn't Depp not get married for years because he didn't see the point of marriage or something like that, shouldn't have changed his mind.
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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 01 Jun 2016, 11:04

Sebastian Bach has beef with William Shatner :beatsme:


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Re: What Would Egotastic Mile Zone Do? - The Celebrities Thr

Postby Goose » 03 May 2017, 11:01

Here's Chris Rock's new girlfriend.

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She's pretty, but I don't know if she's give-my-ex-wife-half-Chris-Rock-money pretty.
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Postby mj3528 » 03 May 2017, 11:10

Goose wrote:Here's Chris Rock's new girlfriend.

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She's pretty, but I don't know if she's give-my-ex-wife-half-Chris-Rock-money pretty.


that decision was already made before she came along. Apparently he had a long list of women he cheated with before the divorce.
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Postby Dr Jeckyll » 03 May 2017, 11:48

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Re: What Would Egotastic Mile Zone Do? - The Celebrities Thr

Postby chrisco » 03 May 2017, 11:59

He's got that Netflix $20 million a special money rolling in.
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Re: What Would Egotastic Mile Zone Do? - The Celebrities Thr

Postby TheWolf » 03 May 2017, 13:37

chrisco wrote:He's got that Netflix $20 million a special money rolling in.


And that Netflix $10 million a special money rolling out, apparently.
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