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Postby JichaelDick » 13 May 2017, 20:11

Lost the third grade spelling bee because I spelled "fawn" (female deer) "faun," (like the mythical creature). I was a heavy betting favorite. I'm still not over it.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 14 May 2017, 10:10

Why is it "Mother's Day" and not "Mothers' Day"?
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Postby chrisco » 14 May 2017, 10:12

Frank the Tank wrote:Why is it "Mother's Day" and not "Mothers' Day"?

Because you only have one mother?
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Postby babylurch » 14 May 2017, 10:14

Frank the Tank wrote:Why is it "Mother's Day" and not "Mothers' Day"?

Because you are only celebrate you mother, not your spouse. She's not your fucking mother.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 14 May 2017, 10:17

babylurch wrote:Because you are only celebrate you mother


:shock:

babylurch wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:Why is it "Mother's Day" and not "Mothers' Day"?

Because you are only celebrate you mother, not your spouse. She's not your fucking mother.


Oh, that's better. I guess I'm just in a whipped town because pretty much everyone husband I know is going out of his way for his wife today.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 16 May 2017, 10:07

i just coughed with a full mouth of coffee, barely averted disaster. kept everything inside.
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Postby TVF wannabe » 16 May 2017, 12:26

BigJohnStudd wrote:
bosux wrote:
chrisco wrote:Anyone else thrown by the two uu's in vacuum every time they need to type that word? Its the combo of the rare vowel combo plus the infrequency of word use that gets me.

#coolestrandomthoughtsco


i lost a 6th grade spelling bee on vacuum

#notarealnerd


I don't think anyone ever forgets the word they lose a spelling bee on.

#terrarium


4th grade was autumn and I fucking spelled right, but she misheard.
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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 16 May 2017, 12:31

Too nasally. /Balls
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Postby Clayton Bigsby » 16 May 2017, 16:22

Rizzuto's not a word! He's a baseball player! You're cheating!
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Postby TheWolf » 16 May 2017, 21:39

Those are z's.
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Postby Briandong79 » 31 May 2017, 09:59

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Postby TheWolf » 31 May 2017, 10:00

I laughed.
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Postby TheWolf » 04 Jun 2017, 11:12

I just misspelled autocorrect in a text message, and autocorrect didn't fix it. :19:
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Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Jun 2017, 22:17

TheWolf wrote:I just misspelled autocorrect in a text message, and autocorrect didn't fix it. :19:

autocorrect is not a word according to autocorrect, I presume this is a measure taken to prevent autocorrect from becoming self-aware and taking us all down
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Postby Briandong79 » 14 Jun 2017, 08:42

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I enjoyed this much more than I probably should have. TMYK.
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