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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 01 Dec 2017, 11:10

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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 04 Dec 2017, 09:50

I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.




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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 Dec 2017, 09:55

Is the husband hot?
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby TheWolf » 04 Dec 2017, 09:55

That's an excellent story. TY for sharing, and congrats on your escape from this hell. Will your wife and the other ladies try to convince her to just get divorced and let him go bang dudes? Seems like the girls' night should be turned into an intervention, IMO.
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby nerf66 » 04 Dec 2017, 09:57

SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 04 Dec 2017, 09:58

TheWolf wrote:That's an excellent story. TY for sharing, and congrats on your escape from this hell. Will your wife and the other ladies try to convince her to just get divorced and let him go bang dudes? Seems like the girls' night should be turned into an intervention, IMO.


i think this first one will not be that because it's probably too soon. she has many other similar minded friends though so who knows, they might encourage the "therapy"


Kite, the husband is a typical early 30s dude. skinny fat, slightly balding. very unremarkable in either direction.

nerf - nailed it :lol:

the woman told my wife who told me, i do not think husband fruitcake is widespread knowledge at this point.
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby Goose » 04 Dec 2017, 10:00

nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


:lol:

The fruitcake is coming from inside the house!

Maybe the wife should've given up that ass a few times and this whole thing could've been avoided.
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby TheWolf » 04 Dec 2017, 10:00

nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


Good point. This sounds like the kind of thing "those people" would try really really hard to cover up. How do they just tell all their friends right away?
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 Dec 2017, 10:04

TheWolf wrote:
Good point. This sounds like the kind of thing "those people" would try really really hard to cover up. How do they just tell all their friends right away?


I feel like you know this answer already.
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Dec 2017, 10:10

Goose wrote:
nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


:lol:

The fruitcake is coming from inside the house!

Maybe the wife should've given up that ass a few times and this whole thing could've been avoided.

A) Sodomy is a sin for the ultra conservative Christian, geeeez

and B) maybe he wanted a good pegging, eh? Didn't think of that did you now?????
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby TheWolf » 04 Dec 2017, 10:12

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Goose wrote:
nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


:lol:

The fruitcake is coming from inside the house!

Maybe the wife should've given up that ass a few times and this whole thing could've been avoided.

A) Sodomy is a sin for the ultra conservative Christian, geeeez

and B) maybe he wanted a good pegging, eh? Didn't think of that did you now?????


I thought sodomy was the loophole for these people. Are they a different kind of Christian than the "saving myself for marriage" sluts?
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Dec 2017, 10:13

TheWolf wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Goose wrote:
nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


:lol:

The fruitcake is coming from inside the house!

Maybe the wife should've given up that ass a few times and this whole thing could've been avoided.

A) Sodomy is a sin for the ultra conservative Christian, geeeez

and B) maybe he wanted a good pegging, eh? Didn't think of that did you now?????


I thought sodomy was the loophole for these people. Are they a different kind of Christian than the "saving myself for marriage" sluts?

fuck if I know... I forgot about the saving for marriage sluts.... aren't they usually Catholic? Whereas these maybe more Southern Baptists?
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby TheWolf » 04 Dec 2017, 10:15

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Goose wrote:
nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


:lol:

The fruitcake is coming from inside the house!

Maybe the wife should've given up that ass a few times and this whole thing could've been avoided.

A) Sodomy is a sin for the ultra conservative Christian, geeeez

and B) maybe he wanted a good pegging, eh? Didn't think of that did you now?????


I thought sodomy was the loophole for these people. Are they a different kind of Christian than the "saving myself for marriage" sluts?

fuck if I know... I forgot about the saving for marriage sluts.... aren't they usually Catholic? Whereas these maybe more Southern Baptists?


Not a clue. Seems plausible.
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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby mister bacon » 04 Dec 2017, 10:38

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Goose wrote:
nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


:lol:

The fruitcake is coming from inside the house!

Maybe the wife should've given up that ass a few times and this whole thing could've been avoided.

A) Sodomy is a sin for the ultra conservative Christian, geeeez

and B) maybe he wanted a good pegging, eh? Didn't think of that did you now?????


I thought sodomy was the loophole for these people. Are they a different kind of Christian than the "saving myself for marriage" sluts?

fuck if I know... I forgot about the saving for marriage sluts.... aren't they usually Catholic? Whereas these maybe more Southern Baptists?



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Re: Ask the NAG: Gay talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Dec 2017, 10:54

mister bacon wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Goose wrote:
nerf66 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I was supposed to have a Friendsmas thing this Friday. The couple that is hosting it had to call it off last weekend (it will now be a girls night for what i am sure is an already obvious reason given the thread choice). Hosting couple (ttll: was mildly attractive before kids, has had 2 now and the wheels are coming off) is from ultra-conservative backwoods SC, both of them. The husband is a Virginia Tech graduate*. Anyway, the woman was getting ready to make some kind of fruitcake or something that they'd gotten an emailed recipe for. She went into her husband's email to get said email, and found a bunch of sexual emails with some dude. Turns out when he went up to VT for a football game earlier this year he had gone on backpage Craigslist and found himself a gigolo. ALSO, apparently this isn't the first time he has done this. Because they're both crazy conservative christian people with crazy conservative parents they think there's something wrong with him and that he needs therapy rather than they need a divorce and he needs to fuck dudes on the reg. I'm sure they'll get there eventually. But, for the present, Friendsmas is now a girls night and i have been relieved of duty for that, so it's coming up Milhouse for me.

*LOL, all these faggots at VT, take that Ldot


So.....she gets ready to make a fruit cake and realizes there was one inside the house her entire marriage?


Great story. Loved it. Five stars. How in the duck did these backwoods folks decide it was good to tell peeps about the husband’s love for a good game of tummy swords?


:lol:

The fruitcake is coming from inside the house!

Maybe the wife should've given up that ass a few times and this whole thing could've been avoided.

A) Sodomy is a sin for the ultra conservative Christian, geeeez

and B) maybe he wanted a good pegging, eh? Didn't think of that did you now?????


I thought sodomy was the loophole for these people. Are they a different kind of Christian than the "saving myself for marriage" sluts?

fuck if I know... I forgot about the saving for marriage sluts.... aren't they usually Catholic? Whereas these maybe more Southern Baptists?



southern baptists and mormons.

forgot about the Mormons but does SC even let them across the state line?
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