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Postby the cheese » 08 Nov 2007, 14:59

We're all friends here. So its time to ask the question, what kind of borderline shit do you do? Pull your skirt up, and enumerate your homo tendencies.

The Cheese:

A.) Enjoys a good musical every so often.
B.) Bought two songs of Ashley Simpson's last album.
C.) Owns the movie "Three to Tango" on DVD.
D.) Currently has four bottles of red wine in his house.
E.) Has over twenty pairs of shoes.
F.) Scopes out the Pottery Barn catalogue every month
G.) Refers to himself in the third person

To counterbalance that,

The Cheese:

A.) Drives a big fucking Nissan Titan. Its a 4WD V8 motherfuckers.
B.) Owns not one, but two pairs of Red Wing boots. Is wearing one pair right notw.
C.) Owns four guns, reloads his own shotgun shells, and hunts upland game.
D.) Has a sweet dragon tattoo.
E.) Has a case of Natty Lite in his fridge
F.) Changes his own oil, anti-freeze, and brake pads
G.) Owns a smoker
H.) Fucks bitches, not dudes.
I.) Drinks Coors Original. Diet Coors is for fags, and dudes who are watching their weight, and thus are fags.

Ghey=7, Not Ghey=8.

Definitely not ghey.
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Postby kaskomm09 » 08 Nov 2007, 15:03

Kasko:

(1) Watches way too much reality TV... the gay kind too... The Hills, Laguna, you name it.
(2) Uses Tangerine Tickle scented shampoo and conditioner
(3) Enjoys whiny "emo"-like music (and Third Eye Blind)

Whatever. I'm OK with it.
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Re: The D'Annunzio Memorial You Guys are Fags Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 08 Nov 2007, 15:04

the cheese wrote:We're all friends here. So its time to ask the question, what kind of borderline shit do you do? Pull your skirt up, and enumerate your homo tendencies.

The Cheese:

A.) Enjoys a good musical every so often.
B.) Bought two songs of Ashley Simpson's last album.
C.) Owns the movie "Three to Tango" on DVD.
D.) Currently has four bottles of red wine in his house.
E.) Has over twenty pairs of shoes.
F.) Scopes out the Pottery Barn catalogue every month
G.) Refers to himself in the third person

To counterbalance that,

The Cheese:

A.) Drives a big fucking Nissan Titan. Its a 4WD V8 motherfuckers.
B.) Owns not one, but two pairs of Red Wing boots. Is wearing one pair right notw.
C.) Owns four guns, reloads his own shotgun shells, and hunts upland game.
D.) Has a sweet dragon tattoo.
E.) Has a case of Natty Lite in his fridge
F.) Changes his own oil, anti-freeze, and brake pads
G.) Owns a smoker
H.) Fucks bitches, not dudes.
I.) Drinks Coors Original. Diet Coors is for fags, and dudes who are watching their weight, and thus are fags.

Ghey=7, Not Ghey=8.

Definitely not ghey.


Woops, put that one in the wrong section buddy.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 08 Nov 2007, 15:08

FTT:

1) Loves musicals.
2) Owns Titanic on DVD.
3) Has pretty much every song recorded by the Go-Go's. Lots of Bangles too.
4) Occasionally likes a good Amaretto Sour (though is careful not to be seen drinking them in public).
5) Enjoys the occasional opera.
6) Spends all day on a message board with a bunch of other dudes.
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Postby D'Annunzio » 08 Nov 2007, 15:10

Yeah, I'm not sure how I would classify tatoos. I don't have any, nor would I ever get one. And I've made fun of friends for getting them. Are they gay? I don't know. It seems that old school dudes that have tatoos are usually not gay, but anyone 30 or younger that has one is pretty gay about it. So that's my ruling. If you're 31+, having a tatoo isn't really gay. If you're < 30, then your tatoo is gay. Especially if it's one of those tribal arm band numbers. Or if it's on your ankle. Or lower back (aka the target, or tramp stamp).
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Postby the cheese » 08 Nov 2007, 15:12

If you're a dude and you have a lower back tattoo, you're automatically a flaming homo. You don't have homosexual tendencies, you have heterosexual tendencies.
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Postby Theny » 08 Nov 2007, 15:14

I think it depends on the tattoo. The mere fact that you have one isn't gay at all. It's not like you see gay guys with full sleeves or anything. Look at all the athletes that have them.
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Postby D'Annunzio » 08 Nov 2007, 15:18

I had a friend in college who got his fraternity letters tatooed on his ankle. What a homo.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 08 Nov 2007, 15:19

Theny wrote:I think it depends on the tattoo. The mere fact that you have one isn't gay at all. It's not like you see gay guys with full sleeves or anything. Look at all the athletes that have them.


yeah, John Amaechi is all inked up.
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Postby Dr Jeckyll » 08 Nov 2007, 15:21

i like to listen to oldies sometimes.....gay?
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Postby Frank the Tank » 08 Nov 2007, 15:21

Untouchable wrote:i like to listen to oldies sometimes.....gay?


I have an oldies playlist on my iPod that I listen to a lot on car trips. So yes, it's gay.
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Postby Theny » 08 Nov 2007, 15:23

D'Annunzio wrote:I had a friend in college who got his fraternity letters tatooed on his ankle. What a homo.


You think that's bad, in 6th grade my best friend gave himself an L7 tattoo. He didn't realize what they were all about yet. Or that they sucked ass as musicians. What a dumbass. :lol:
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Postby myherobobhope » 08 Nov 2007, 15:27

Pretty much everything I do is gay.

Except fucking bitches. Although I usually cry afterwards.
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Postby D'Annunzio » 08 Nov 2007, 15:32

Untouchable wrote:i like to listen to oldies sometimes.....gay?


What oldies, specifically? There are some oldies type stuff that I listen to, but I'm not sure I'd consider it gay.
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Postby the cheese » 08 Nov 2007, 15:43

D'Annunzio wrote:Yeah, I'm not sure how I would classify tatoos. I don't have any, nor would I ever get one. And I've made fun of friends for getting them. Are they gay? I don't know. It seems that old school dudes that have tatoos are usually not gay, but anyone 30 or younger that has one is pretty gay about it. So that's my ruling. If you're 31+, having a tatoo isn't really gay. If you're < 30, then your tatoo is gay. Especially if it's one of those tribal arm band numbers. Or if it's on your ankle. Or lower back (aka the target, or tramp stamp).


Also, point of order, getting an armband tattoo, be it barbed wire, tribal, or a celtic knot, doesn't make you gay. It makes you a douche bag.

Also, I prefer to call the lower back tattoo a cum catcher.
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