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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 08 Sep 2017, 14:02

jman wrote:
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chrisco wrote:ALL THE PRIVILEGES!

https://www.outsideonline.com/2236871/s ... rvice-dogs

Fully agree with the author here. Its a dog not a right.

On the other hand--what a bunch of fucking snowflakes

When Svetlana Kuznetsova had to leave her dog, Dolce, at home in Russia this spring when she left for a tournament in California, she cried.

She cried in the airport. She cried on the plane. And she cried again in her hotel room, a place that can be lonely for Kuznetsova, a former United States Open champion who spends as many as eight months of every year on the road.

“I cried and cried, for three days I cried,” she told me last week.

Kuznetsova, a two-time Grand Slam champion, went on to detail for me a dark side of professional tennis virtually invisible to the average fan. It’s the part tinged with isolation and sometimes depression, brought on by months on the road away from friends and family. It’s weeks and months and years on end sacrificing real life for a tennis life, without a real home: constantly parachuting into different cities and setting up camp in strange hotels.

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Or if you know you're going to be on the road 8 months out of the year, you could not get a dog...


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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby the cheese » 08 Sep 2017, 14:02

jman wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
chrisco wrote:ALL THE PRIVILEGES!

https://www.outsideonline.com/2236871/s ... rvice-dogs

Fully agree with the author here. Its a dog not a right.

On the other hand--what a bunch of fucking snowflakes

When Svetlana Kuznetsova had to leave her dog, Dolce, at home in Russia this spring when she left for a tournament in California, she cried.

She cried in the airport. She cried on the plane. And she cried again in her hotel room, a place that can be lonely for Kuznetsova, a former United States Open champion who spends as many as eight months of every year on the road.

“I cried and cried, for three days I cried,” she told me last week.

Kuznetsova, a two-time Grand Slam champion, went on to detail for me a dark side of professional tennis virtually invisible to the average fan. It’s the part tinged with isolation and sometimes depression, brought on by months on the road away from friends and family. It’s weeks and months and years on end sacrificing real life for a tennis life, without a real home: constantly parachuting into different cities and setting up camp in strange hotels.

Image


Or if you know you're going to be on the road 8 months out of the year, you could not get a dog...


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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby mj3528 » 21 Sep 2017, 16:37

This is sick:

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/09/cleveland_sex_offender_charged_3.html#incart_river_home

Turner was taking care of a woman's dog, named Athena, on May 13 when he gave the dog oral sex, Cleveland Animal Protection League President Sharon Harvey.


Who gives oral sex to a dog? How is that pleasurable on any level.

The criminal:

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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby TheWolf » 21 Sep 2017, 16:43

mj3528 wrote:This is sick:

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/09/cleveland_sex_offender_charged_3.html#incart_river_home

Turner was taking care of a woman's dog, named Athena, on May 13 when he gave the dog oral sex, Cleveland Animal Protection League President Sharon Harvey.


Who gives oral sex to a dog? How is that pleasurable on any level.

The criminal:

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White people and their dogs/mr.bacon


And people wonder why the cops are stopping every black dog walker for questioning.
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby the cheese » 21 Sep 2017, 20:03

First they take our women, now they're taking our dogs?
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby Jew Jitsu » 21 Sep 2017, 20:08

the cheese wrote:First they take our women, now they're taking our dogs?

Even you can't help beating the chessette jokes into the ground huh
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby TheWolf » 21 Sep 2017, 21:05

They terk our dergs.
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 21 Sep 2017, 23:13

At least the dog wasn't a du.
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Sep 2017, 07:29

TheWolf wrote:They terk our dergs.


good quality triple entendre, nice work.
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby TheWolf » 22 Sep 2017, 11:35

SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:They terk our dergs.


good quality triple entendre, nice work.


I was just paraphrasing South Parrk. I'm not even sure I know what makes this a triple entendre, but thank you.
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby ctz31 » 22 Sep 2017, 12:21

TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:They terk our dergs.


good quality triple entendre, nice work.


I was just paraphrasing South Parrk. I'm not even sure I know what makes this a triple entendre, but thank you.


triple entendre is spanish for a chick that takes it in all three holes.
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Re: The Pets Thread

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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby chrisco » 22 Oct 2017, 18:39

Pretty sure that I've told the board the Tito the parrot story. Just found out that my aunt got sick of Tito after 28 years and gave him away. My uncle was thrilled.

I think people that own birds are a special breed of lunatic, but I'm rooting for Tito. I hope he can stop wearing a lampshade and that his next home will take 29 years to get sick of the 4 things he knows how to say.
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby BigJohnStudd » 22 Oct 2017, 18:45

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Joke's funnier if you realize the pic is in two parts, and you post them both.
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Re: The Pets Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 21 Dec 2017, 11:04

my boss loves dogs and encouraged me to bring my dog to work with me this morning. of course everyone is going nuts over him, including a women who just had to give up the dog she was fostering because someone adopted him, she sat on the floor with my dog for 10 minutes and gave him a massage (no happy ending).

one of my african american colleagues walked in, said "hi [Rodney]" and kept on going without acknowledging the dog. all i could hear was bacon saying "white people and their damned dogs."
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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