Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Other stuff in other stuff.

where?

Poll ended at 11 Sep 2007, 13:30

in some plugins folder way back in program files or somewhere
4
40%
in my documents in a folder called "pr0n"
1
10%
i leave it out on my desktop for all to see cuz im a badass like that
5
50%
 
Total votes : 10

Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby the cheese » 17 Jan 2017, 17:30

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I was bored around the house one evening and my wife was wrapped up in some terrible show she was watching . So for whatever reason I decided to go upstairs into the bathroom and view some adult content on my phone. The first clip I played seemed to have no sound and after about 10 seconds of making sure the volume was all the way up I came to a horrifying realization. Earlier, I had been listening to music on my phone through our bluetooth speaker in the kitchen. I forgot to shut the bluetooth off on my phone so downstairs my very confused wife was being treated to porn sounds blasted out of the speaker. I had to think fast, so I quickly pulled up some fart sound effects and played those too. When I went back downstairs, I started laughing and played it off like I was just messing with her by playing raunchy sounds. I’m pretty sure she bought it.


I have done this when no one was home. Had to institute a "disable blue toof" procedure when viewing adult films on my phone.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby JT99 » 18 Jan 2017, 12:22

Yesterday I convinced a pregnant co-worker that she should have her kid circumcised by using the argument that an uncircumcised peen ruins porn.

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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby ctz31 » 18 Jan 2017, 12:55

JT99 wrote:Yesterday I convinced a pregnant co-worker that she should have her kid circumcised by using the argument that an uncircumcised peen ruins porn.

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Sound advice. Congrats.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby TheWolf » 18 Jan 2017, 12:58

JT99 wrote:Yesterday I convinced a pregnant co-worker that she should have her kid circumcised by using the argument that an uncircumcised peen ruins porn.

x-post parenting


Can't really argue with that. I had the misfortune of watching such a video today. He also finished on her feet. What in the actual fuck is the deal with these foot people?
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Jan 2017, 12:58

ctz31 wrote:
JT99 wrote:Yesterday I convinced a pregnant co-worker that she should have her kid circumcised by using the argument that an uncircumcised peen ruins porn.

x-post parenting


Sound advice. Congrats.


EH HEM.

Crosspost to Mom Tits.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby JT99 » 18 Jan 2017, 13:00

Gregs Kite wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
JT99 wrote:Yesterday I convinced a pregnant co-worker that she should have her kid circumcised by using the argument that an uncircumcised peen ruins porn.

x-post parenting


Sound advice. Congrats.


EH HEM.

Crosspost to Mom Tits.


I only really see her on our LYNC video calls, but they seem to have been plumping up nicely.

She's both German and artsy, maybe a bit goth, fun to talk to but not so great to view.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Jan 2017, 13:06

JT99 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
JT99 wrote:Yesterday I convinced a pregnant co-worker that she should have her kid circumcised by using the argument that an uncircumcised peen ruins porn.

x-post parenting


Sound advice. Congrats.


EH HEM.

Crosspost to Mom Tits.


I only really see her on our LYNC video calls, but they seem to have been plumping up nicely.

She's both German and artsy, maybe a bit goth, fun to talk to but not so great to view.


Ooooh, I like them goth and exotic and filthy and eating Ramen out of toilets, nahmeen?
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 18 Jan 2017, 13:16

JT99 wrote:Yesterday I convinced a pregnant co-worker that she should have her kid circumcised by using the argument that an uncircumcised peen ruins porn.

x-post parenting


Not appropriate workplace material.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby Briandong79 » 18 Jan 2017, 13:23

Neither of my kids are circumcised and I've legitimately worried about their ability to get head when they get older because of it. #FOTY #Regrets
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 18 Jan 2017, 13:24

Briandong79 wrote:Neither of my kids are circumcised and I've legitimately worried about their ability to get head when they get older because of it. #FOTY #Regrets


You're history's greatest monster.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 Jan 2017, 13:27

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Neither of my kids are circumcised and I've legitimately worried about their ability to get head when they get older because of it. #FOTY #Regrets


You're history's greatest monster.


on the bright side, in 15 or so years the SJW pendulum will probably swing back towards white boys who are bullied over their extra dickskin.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby mister bacon » 18 Jan 2017, 13:29

Briandong79 wrote:Neither of my kids are circumcised and I've legitimately worried about their ability to get head when they get older because of it. #FOTY #Regrets


interestingly enough, my lesbian sisters in law did not get their boy circumcised either. maybe the pro foreskin movement is taking root in iowa!
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Jan 2017, 13:31

Briandong79 wrote:Neither of my kids are circumcised and I've legitimately worried about their ability to get head when they get older because of it. #FOTY #Regrets


Why did 32F insist on this method?
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby Briandong79 » 18 Jan 2017, 13:34

Gregs Kite wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Neither of my kids are circumcised and I've legitimately worried about their ability to get head when they get older because of it. #FOTY #Regrets


Why did 32F insist on this method?


She didn't, she left it up to me. I don't think there's any reason to do it.
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Re: Where Do you Gays Keep Your Porn folder?

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Jan 2017, 13:35

Briandong79 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Neither of my kids are circumcised and I've legitimately worried about their ability to get head when they get older because of it. #FOTY #Regrets


Why did 32F insist on this method?


She didn't, she left it up to me. I don't think there's any reason to do it.


Did you get them vaccinated?
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