You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Frank the Tank » 16 Jan 2018, 09:19

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SouthernYokel wrote:Tore the plastic bag inside the brand new box of cereal this morning. Cancel the week, it's over.


The worse. Pup 1 has semi-recently started "making his own breakfast" - pouring cereal for himself. This never goes well if it's a new box and he tries to open it himself. Best of luck with your cereal woes.


My fifteen-year old still can’t open a fucking bag of cereal without fucking mangling the ever-loving shit out of it. Pisses me off.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby TheWolf » 16 Jan 2018, 09:27

Frank the Tank wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Tore the plastic bag inside the brand new box of cereal this morning. Cancel the week, it's over.


The worse. Pup 1 has semi-recently started "making his own breakfast" - pouring cereal for himself. This never goes well if it's a new box and he tries to open it himself. Best of luck with your cereal woes.


My fifteen-year old still can’t open a fucking bag of cereal without fucking mangling the ever-loving shit out of it. Pisses me off.


Oh good, I only have at least 9 more years of this nonsense.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 16 Jan 2018, 10:26

TheWolf wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Tore the plastic bag inside the brand new box of cereal this morning. Cancel the week, it's over.


The worse. Pup 1 has semi-recently started "making his own breakfast" - pouring cereal for himself. This never goes well if it's a new box and he tries to open it himself. Best of luck with your cereal woes.


My fifteen-year old still can’t open a fucking bag of cereal without fucking mangling the ever-loving shit out of it. Pisses me off.


Oh good, I only have at least 9 more years of this nonsense.

thankfully wolfette makes you open her bags of cereal
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Dunking Donut » 16 Jan 2018, 10:42

Frank the Tank wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Tore the plastic bag inside the brand new box of cereal this morning. Cancel the week, it's over.


The worse. Pup 1 has semi-recently started "making his own breakfast" - pouring cereal for himself. This never goes well if it's a new box and he tries to open it himself. Best of luck with your cereal woes.


My fifteen-year old still can’t open a fucking bag of cereal without fucking mangling the ever-loving shit out of it. Pisses me off.


Munchkin still doesn’t actually close anything before it gets put away. Cereal, chips, milk. Motherfucker, I love stale shit.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 16 Jan 2018, 11:54

Frank the Tank wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Tore the plastic bag inside the brand new box of cereal this morning. Cancel the week, it's over.


The worse. Pup 1 has semi-recently started "making his own breakfast" - pouring cereal for himself. This never goes well if it's a new box and he tries to open it himself. Best of luck with your cereal woes.


My fifteen-year old still can’t open a fucking bag of cereal without fucking mangling the ever-loving shit out of it. Pisses me off.


Do you really want him to suffer a hand injury before a big tournament?
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby bosux » 16 Jan 2018, 14:00

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Tore the plastic bag inside the brand new box of cereal this morning. Cancel the week, it's over.


The worse. Pup 1 has semi-recently started "making his own breakfast" - pouring cereal for himself. This never goes well if it's a new box and he tries to open it himself. Best of luck with your cereal woes.


My fifteen-year old still can’t open a fucking bag of cereal without fucking mangling the ever-loving shit out of it. Pisses me off.


Do you really want him to suffer a hand injury before a big tournament?


or he might suffer the same fate as this guy:

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Rodney Farva » 16 Jan 2018, 14:55

i often still mangle the inner plastic bag in a cereal box. solve that by opening it and pouring all the cereal into a big sealed jar.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby the cheese » 16 Jan 2018, 15:31

Rodney Farva wrote:i often still mangle the inner plastic bag in a cereal box. solve that by opening it and pouring all the cereal into a big sealed jar.


Protects you from rodents as well as allowing for better inventory visibility. We do this for the kids cereal now.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Frank the Tank » 16 Jan 2018, 15:34

the cheese wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:i often still mangle the inner plastic bag in a cereal box. solve that by opening it and pouring all the cereal into a big sealed jar.


Protects you from rodents as well as allowing for better inventory visibility. We do this for the kids cereal now.


I understand these points, and they’re valid, but the bag still has the benefit of shrinking as the food is eaten, reducing air trapped in the container with the cereal. If you’ve got a half full plastic container of cereal, it’s protected from dust and rodents etc, but it’s still exposed to plenty of air, hastening the process of going stale.

Granted if you’re going through cereal at a fast enough pace this is probably a non-issue, but in Tank Manor boxes of cereal tend to last a long time.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby the cheese » 16 Jan 2018, 15:46

Frank the Tank wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:i often still mangle the inner plastic bag in a cereal box. solve that by opening it and pouring all the cereal into a big sealed jar.


Protects you from rodents as well as allowing for better inventory visibility. We do this for the kids cereal now.


I understand these points, and they’re valid, but the bag still has the benefit of shrinking as the food is eaten, reducing air trapped in the container with the cereal. If you’ve got a half full plastic container of cereal, it’s protected from dust and rodents etc, but it’s still exposed to plenty of air, hastening the process of going stale.

Granted if you’re going through cereal at a fast enough pace this is probably a non-issue, but in Tank Manor boxes of cereal tend to last a long time.


You have a 15 year old boy, descended from you, in your house and you don't go through cereal quickly?
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Frank the Tank » 16 Jan 2018, 15:48

the cheese wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:i often still mangle the inner plastic bag in a cereal box. solve that by opening it and pouring all the cereal into a big sealed jar.


Protects you from rodents as well as allowing for better inventory visibility. We do this for the kids cereal now.


I understand these points, and they’re valid, but the bag still has the benefit of shrinking as the food is eaten, reducing air trapped in the container with the cereal. If you’ve got a half full plastic container of cereal, it’s protected from dust and rodents etc, but it’s still exposed to plenty of air, hastening the process of going stale.

Granted if you’re going through cereal at a fast enough pace this is probably a non-issue, but in Tank Manor boxes of cereal tend to last a long time.


You have a 15 year old boy, descended from you, in your house and you don't go through cereal quickly?


Yup. He eats a lot, but for some reason cereal is something he goes through in phases. :beatsme:
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby nova » 16 Jan 2018, 15:49

the cheese wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:i often still mangle the inner plastic bag in a cereal box. solve that by opening it and pouring all the cereal into a big sealed jar.


Protects you from rodents as well as allowing for better inventory visibility. We do this for the kids cereal now.


I understand these points, and they’re valid, but the bag still has the benefit of shrinking as the food is eaten, reducing air trapped in the container with the cereal. If you’ve got a half full plastic container of cereal, it’s protected from dust and rodents etc, but it’s still exposed to plenty of air, hastening the process of going stale.

Granted if you’re going through cereal at a fast enough pace this is probably a non-issue, but in Tank Manor boxes of cereal tend to last a long time.


You have a 15 year old boy, descended from you, in your house and you don't go through cereal quickly?


That nigga probably subsists on Pop Tarts and Gogurt.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby TheWolf » 16 Jan 2018, 15:50

My kids eat cereal damn near every day. So does my wife for that matter. I eat it maybe once a week. Would certainly eat it a lot more often if I didn't wfh, but I like to ignore work and make myself a nice breakfast.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Magnum » 16 Jan 2018, 22:10

My white enjoys leaving his empty cereal boxes and mangled bag inside on the counter every couple days for me to put it in the trash/recycling 5 feet away. Fuck cereal.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 16 Jan 2018, 22:37

Magnum wrote:My white enjoys leaving his empty cereal boxes and mangled bag inside on the counter every couple days for me to put it in the trash/recycling 5 feet away. Fuck cereal.

Lol.

I’m embarrassed by my cereal enjoyment, so I do away with the box when I’m done. Additionally I use a plastic container for my cereal so I dispose of the box on day one. :lol:
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