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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Prez » 22 Feb 2017, 10:21

chrisco wrote:So no one has had their gears ground in over 5 months? Thanks Trump.

I think its impossible to escape Linked In notifications. They started showing up in my inbox last week again. Some dude named Joey Bananas (not real name) got really active on LinkedIn. I check my opt out settings and I'm still opted out. Then a squirrel ran by my window so I forgot about the problem. This morning I got digest updates about Joey and his Bananas and do some sleuthing. This dude signed up for linked in using a downtime notification email alias that a bunch of us are on.

Gears ground. If a squirrel doesn't go by my window in the next 3 minutes, I'm going to figure out how to opt that distro out of everything on LinkedIn. Then execute Joey B.


Is this Joey Bananas named Evan or EvDog? I linked a pic in the box a few weeks ago of a douchebag I know who goes by Joey Bananas on fb
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby chrisco » 22 Feb 2017, 10:23

Prez wrote:
chrisco wrote:So no one has had their gears ground in over 5 months? Thanks Trump.

I think its impossible to escape Linked In notifications. They started showing up in my inbox last week again. Some dude named Joey Bananas (not real name) got really active on LinkedIn. I check my opt out settings and I'm still opted out. Then a squirrel ran by my window so I forgot about the problem. This morning I got digest updates about Joey and his Bananas and do some sleuthing. This dude signed up for linked in using a downtime notification email alias that a bunch of us are on.

Gears ground. If a squirrel doesn't go by my window in the next 3 minutes, I'm going to figure out how to opt that distro out of everything on LinkedIn. Then execute Joey B.


Is this Joey Bananas named Evan or EvDog? I linked a pic in the box a few weeks ago of a douchebag I know who goes by Joey Bananas on fb

Sorry he's a JB and I think from our Manila escalation group. The very group we are in the process of winding down.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Feb 2017, 10:24

chrisco wrote:
Prez wrote:
chrisco wrote:So no one has had their gears ground in over 5 months? Thanks Trump.

I think its impossible to escape Linked In notifications. They started showing up in my inbox last week again. Some dude named Joey Bananas (not real name) got really active on LinkedIn. I check my opt out settings and I'm still opted out. Then a squirrel ran by my window so I forgot about the problem. This morning I got digest updates about Joey and his Bananas and do some sleuthing. This dude signed up for linked in using a downtime notification email alias that a bunch of us are on.

Gears ground. If a squirrel doesn't go by my window in the next 3 minutes, I'm going to figure out how to opt that distro out of everything on LinkedIn. Then execute Joey B.


Is this Joey Bananas named Evan or EvDog? I linked a pic in the box a few weeks ago of a douchebag I know who goes by Joey Bananas on fb

Sorry he's a JB and I think from our Manila escalation group. The very group we are in the process of winding down.


well i can see why he's suddenly active on linkedin then
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 22 Feb 2017, 23:07

THERE'S NO GODAMNED CHICKEN IN THIS ORDER OF KUNG PAO CHICKEN.

We need a Grrrr things that make me mad for absolutely sane reasons.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby SouthernYokel » 23 Feb 2017, 06:49

Thatd be the rants thread. Peanuts and vegetables is not good chinese food
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Rodney Farva » 19 Mar 2017, 03:20

people who don't use earphones when looking at videos or listening to crap on their phone in airplanes or sitting in the gate area. we're trying to have a society here, people.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby SouthernYokel » 19 Mar 2017, 12:53

Rodney Farva wrote:people who don't use earphones when looking at videos or listening to crap on their phone in airplanes or sitting in the gate area. we're trying to have a society here, people.


Not only is it gear grinding but its also pretty useless. Its loud as hell in the airport, how the hell do they hear any of it coming out of shitty little iphone speakers. All i hear is enough to bother me and im sitting right next to them
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Frank the Tank » 19 Mar 2017, 14:54

SouthernYokel wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:people who don't use earphones when looking at videos or listening to crap on their phone in airplanes or sitting in the gate area. we're trying to have a society here, people.


Not only is it gear grinding but its also pretty useless. Its loud as hell in the airport, how the hell do they hear any of it coming out of shitty little iphone speakers. All i hear is enough to bother me and im sitting right next to them


I was on a Southwest flight once where there was a little kid (4yo?) who was blasting videos on his kindle fire. He threw a fit when the flight attendant asked him to mute it or use headphones. The mother said "oh, he doesn't like headphones" like that made the 110 dB volume acceptable. I get kids will be kids, but I wanted to smack the mom.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby JichaelDick » 20 Mar 2017, 01:21

This is probably because I'm the son of a football coach, or maybe it isn't, and I feel like I've ranted on this before. But, I can't find it, so here goes.

As you know, I have no children. It's part of my Celibacy and Celebrations Plan. However, there are several old high school chums of mine who do, and some of them are old enough now to be playing Little League Baseball. Because our town is dumb, we don't really have enough teams for a league, so we often have our kids playing little local tournaments against neighboring towns. Some of these towns are bigger, I'll grant, but that doesn't mean you give the kids FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS for beating East Bumfuck, Hicktown, and Phil Collins at a tournament. I cannot wait for the day these kids ask my dad if he will give them a ring for beating fucking Rinky Dink Middle like we always do. Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Jew Jitsu » 20 Mar 2017, 13:54

JichaelDick wrote:This is probably because I'm the son of a football coach, or maybe it isn't, and I feel like I've ranted on this before. But, I can't find it, so here goes.

As you know, I have no children. It's part of my Celibacy and Celebrations Plan. However, there are several old high school chums of mine who do, and some of them are old enough now to be playing Little League Baseball. Because our town is dumb, we don't really have enough teams for a league, so we often have our kids playing little local tournaments against neighboring towns. Some of these towns are bigger, I'll grant, but that doesn't mean you give the kids FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS for beating East Bumfuck, Hicktown, and Phil Collins at a tournament. I cannot wait for the day these kids ask my dad if he will give them a ring for beating fucking Rinky Dink Middle like we always do. Jesus Fucking Christ.

All those medals and thropies are for loser parents, the kids could give two fucks about that shit. Blame your buddies.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby JichaelDick » 20 Mar 2017, 14:01

Jew Jitsu wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:This is probably because I'm the son of a football coach, or maybe it isn't, and I feel like I've ranted on this before. But, I can't find it, so here goes.

As you know, I have no children. It's part of my Celibacy and Celebrations Plan. However, there are several old high school chums of mine who do, and some of them are old enough now to be playing Little League Baseball. Because our town is dumb, we don't really have enough teams for a league, so we often have our kids playing little local tournaments against neighboring towns. Some of these towns are bigger, I'll grant, but that doesn't mean you give the kids FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS for beating East Bumfuck, Hicktown, and Phil Collins at a tournament. I cannot wait for the day these kids ask my dad if he will give them a ring for beating fucking Rinky Dink Middle like we always do. Jesus Fucking Christ.

All those medals and thropies are for loser parents, the kids could give two fucks about that shit. Blame your buddies.


I do blame the buddies. A goddamn championship ring. SMH.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Magnum » 31 Mar 2017, 10:20

When people call me "honey." Today I called to refill a prescription and the woman on the phone kept calling me honey, but like not in a nice tone. STFU.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Gregs Kite » 31 Mar 2017, 10:22

Magnum wrote:When people call me "honey." Today I called to refill a prescription and the woman on the phone kept calling me honey, but like not in a nice tone. STFU.


Is honey better or worse than hon?
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby CourtesyFlush » 31 Mar 2017, 10:25

Gregs Kite wrote:
Magnum wrote:When people call me "honey." Today I called to refill a prescription and the woman on the phone kept calling me honey, but like not in a nice tone. STFU.


Is honey better or worse than hon?

And is sweetie worse than those? Need Mags to do a ranking of condescending references.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears? (RANTS)

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 31 Mar 2017, 10:26

What about sugar tits?
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