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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 26 Dec 2017, 21:27

I think that's how I want to go out, in a chili eating mishap.

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Oh, he blew out his asshole from some bad chili.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby mister bacon » 26 Dec 2017, 21:30

SouthernYokel wrote:The white's uncle had a stomach flu on Christmas day. He was eating chili (bold move, stomach flu-haver), and started to vomit. He puked so hard he tore his esophagus. Ended up in the ICU, sepsis in his chest cavity, they had to vacuum chili out of everywhere. Got put in an induced coma, sepsis got bad, priest came in and gave him last rites. Today he turned it around enough for them to do surgery to repair his esophagus, now has an 80% survival prognosis after at one point being 6 hrs from pulled plug.

The bad luck tornado is never far, is what I'm saying. Fuckin whew.


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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby ctz31 » 27 Dec 2017, 08:58

mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:The white's uncle had a stomach flu on Christmas day. He was eating chili (bold move, stomach flu-haver), and started to vomit. He puked so hard he tore his esophagus. Ended up in the ICU, sepsis in his chest cavity, they had to vacuum chili out of everywhere. Got put in an induced coma, sepsis got bad, priest came in and gave him last rites. Today he turned it around enough for them to do surgery to repair his esophagus, now has an 80% survival prognosis after at one point being 6 hrs from pulled plug.

The bad luck tornado is never far, is what I'm saying. Fuckin whew.


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Ha I started reading that story and was lol'ing and by the end I'm like what the fuck. If balls posted it no one, and by no one I mean craig, would believe it. My kid had the stomach flu. 2am Christmas morn. Good times.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Jan 2018, 09:14

grandmother had a stroke last night so I'm going to Orangeburg to check on her. She's not awake yet so...not a great sign. This is the us open doubles player who has hacked her fingers off with a lawnmower and had a black cat explode in her hand, so I kind of expect her to pull an Undertaker.
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Postby the cheese » 12 Jan 2018, 09:24

SouthernYokel wrote:grandmother had a stroke last night so I'm going to Orangeburg to check on her. She's not awake yet so...not a great sign. This is the us open doubles player who has hacked her fingers off with a lawnmower and had a black cat explode in her hand, so I kind of expect her to pull an Undertaker.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby Magnum » 12 Jan 2018, 11:15

What happened with the black cat? I'm assuming the loss of fingers was after the US Open?
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Jan 2018, 11:25

Magnum wrote:What happened with the black cat? I'm assuming the loss of fingers was after the US Open?


Yeah both of these were well into grandmother days. My brother (5ish years old) found an unexploded black cat on the beach on the 5th of July. It was waterlogged. He begged her to set it off and she kept telling him it was pointless, it would not work because it was wet. He hounded her until she got exasperated and held it up in her hand as she lit it. "SEE JOHN I TOLD YOU IT WOULDNT" *POW* And then he asked her 100 times where the firework went. It's one of my favorite family jawns
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Postby MisterTambourineMan » 12 Jan 2018, 11:32

I was kinda hoping an actual cat spontaneously combusted in her hand but that's cool too. I guess.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Jan 2018, 11:33

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I was kinda hoping an actual cat spontaneously combusted in her hand but that's cool too. I guess.


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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby TheWolf » 12 Jan 2018, 11:33

I enjoyed that story. But I agree with MTM.
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Postby chrisco » 12 Jan 2018, 11:36

TheWolf wrote:I enjoyed that story. But I agree with MTM.

The fireworks go in the black cat.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby Magnum » 12 Jan 2018, 11:48

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I was kinda hoping an actual cat spontaneously combusted in her hand but that's cool too. I guess.

Yeah, I thought that was what it was. I guess this makes more sense. Also surprised she didn't lose fingers with this.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby Rodney Farva » 12 Jan 2018, 12:04

great story. i was with mtm as well.

now if the fireworks were lodged up the anal cavity of a black feline, wow, then you'd really have something.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby BigJohnStudd » 12 Jan 2018, 12:21

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I was kinda hoping an actual cat spontaneously combusted in her hand but that's cool too. I guess.


That was my assumption as well.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby bosux » 12 Jan 2018, 12:24

SouthernYokel wrote:
Magnum wrote:What happened with the black cat? I'm assuming the loss of fingers was after the US Open?


Yeah both of these were well into grandmother days. My brother (5ish years old) found an unexploded black cat on the beach on the 5th of July. It was waterlogged. He begged her to set it off and she kept telling him it was pointless, it would not work because it was wet. He hounded her until she got exasperated and held it up in her hand as she lit it. "SEE JOHN I TOLD YOU IT WOULDNT" *POW* And then he asked her 100 times where the firework went. It's one of my favorite family jawns


this is a great story
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