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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby Rodney Farva » 12 Jan 2018, 13:04

Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:31 pm BostonSucksMyBalls Blood just started pooring out my right nostril at my desk. Nice little Friyay


pooring.

this reminded me of one of my more fun medical situations.

one summer about 17 years ago somehow or another i had managed to nick a blood vessel in my nostril (probably booger mining LOL). i had three or four episodes of bleeding, a couple of them pretty bad. one time i went to emergency room and they packed it, basically shoved a little gauze thing up as far as they could and just jammed it in there. probably the most painful 30 seconds of my life. apparently i was supposed to let that dissolve, but the idiot nurse told me to pull it out in a day or two, which just resulted in it happening again the next morning on my way to work.

pulled over into a shopping center parking lot, and was bleeding heavily, gagging on some blood clots. called my ENT's office, explained the situation, and the bitch on the phone said i couldn't come in without an appointment. i said fuck it and drove to them anyway, having to open the door a few times on the way to spit out a mouthful of blood and clots. walked into the reception area looking like i had just been sparring with mike tyson without headgear, and what do you know, got straight in. my ENT was busy so one of his colleagues saw me, i explained about taking out the packing and that made him really pissy for some reason so any bedside manner evaporated. he cauterized it, which smelled like burning flesh (which i guess it was). that took care of it and never had a problem since.

cool story farv.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby ctz31 » 12 Jan 2018, 13:06

Rodney Farva wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:31 pm BostonSucksMyBalls Blood just started pooring out my right nostril at my desk. Nice little Friyay


pooring.

this reminded me of one of my more fun medical situations.

one summer about 17 years ago somehow or another i had managed to nick a blood vessel in my nostril (probably booger mining LOL). i had three or four episodes of bleeding, a couple of them pretty bad. one time i went to emergency room and they packed it, basically shoved a little gauze thing up as far as they could and just jammed it in there. probably the most painful 30 seconds of my life. apparently i was supposed to let that dissolve, but the idiot nurse told me to pull it out in a day or two, which just resulted in it happening again the next morning on my way to work.

pulled over into a shopping center parking lot, and was bleeding heavily, gagging on some blood clots. called my ENT's office, explained the situation, and the bitch on the phone said i couldn't come in without an appointment. i said fuck it and drove to them anyway, having to open the door a few times on the way to spit out a mouthful of blood and clots. walked into the reception area looking like i had just been sparring with mike tyson without headgear, and what do you know, got straight in. my ENT was busy so one of his colleagues saw me, i explained about taking out the packing and that made him really pissy for some reason so any bedside manner evaporated. he cauterized it, which smelled like burning flesh (which i guess it was). that took care of it and never had a problem since.

cool story farv.


I had my nose reset twice in the doctors office, and they shoved the medicine up my nose on a gauze thing. God that sucked. Way worse than the cracking of the nose sorta kinda back into place.

Didn't the cheese almost perish from a bloody nose as well? You fuckers need to drink more.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby the cheese » 12 Jan 2018, 14:37

Rodney Farva wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:31 pm BostonSucksMyBalls Blood just started pooring out my right nostril at my desk. Nice little Friyay


pooring.

this reminded me of one of my more fun medical situations.

one summer about 17 years ago somehow or another i had managed to nick a blood vessel in my nostril (probably booger mining LOL). i had three or four episodes of bleeding, a couple of them pretty bad. one time i went to emergency room and they packed it, basically shoved a little gauze thing up as far as they could and just jammed it in there. probably the most painful 30 seconds of my life. apparently i was supposed to let that dissolve, but the idiot nurse told me to pull it out in a day or two, which just resulted in it happening again the next morning on my way to work.

pulled over into a shopping center parking lot, and was bleeding heavily, gagging on some blood clots. called my ENT's office, explained the situation, and the bitch on the phone said i couldn't come in without an appointment. i said fuck it and drove to them anyway, having to open the door a few times on the way to spit out a mouthful of blood and clots. walked into the reception area looking like i had just been sparring with mike tyson without headgear, and what do you know, got straight in. my ENT was busy so one of his colleagues saw me, i explained about taking out the packing and that made him really pissy for some reason so any bedside manner evaporated. he cauterized it, which smelled like burning flesh (which i guess it was). that took care of it and never had a problem since.

cool story farv.


I've had this exact same thing happen, except I woke up coughing on blood. I was at the wife's grandparents' house in Milwaukee at the time, it was like 1am, and after an hour of trying to get the bleeding to stop the wife called an ambulance. The doctor in the ER cauterized it like you said and four different medical people asked me if I had been sniffing drugs. Lost three units of blood. GTs.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 12 Jan 2018, 14:59

I got a bleeder in the shower the other day. Blew a snot rocket and it just started bleeding.

Cool story, 'sco.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby ctz31 » 12 Jan 2018, 15:20

the cheese wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:31 pm BostonSucksMyBalls Blood just started pooring out my right nostril at my desk. Nice little Friyay


pooring.

this reminded me of one of my more fun medical situations.

one summer about 17 years ago somehow or another i had managed to nick a blood vessel in my nostril (probably booger mining LOL). i had three or four episodes of bleeding, a couple of them pretty bad. one time i went to emergency room and they packed it, basically shoved a little gauze thing up as far as they could and just jammed it in there. probably the most painful 30 seconds of my life. apparently i was supposed to let that dissolve, but the idiot nurse told me to pull it out in a day or two, which just resulted in it happening again the next morning on my way to work.

pulled over into a shopping center parking lot, and was bleeding heavily, gagging on some blood clots. called my ENT's office, explained the situation, and the bitch on the phone said i couldn't come in without an appointment. i said fuck it and drove to them anyway, having to open the door a few times on the way to spit out a mouthful of blood and clots. walked into the reception area looking like i had just been sparring with mike tyson without headgear, and what do you know, got straight in. my ENT was busy so one of his colleagues saw me, i explained about taking out the packing and that made him really pissy for some reason so any bedside manner evaporated. he cauterized it, which smelled like burning flesh (which i guess it was). that took care of it and never had a problem since.

cool story farv.


I've had this exact same thing happen, except I woke up coughing on blood. I was at the wife's grandparents' house in Milwaukee at the time, it was like 1am, and after an hour of trying to get the bleeding to stop the wife called an ambulance. The doctor in the ER cauterized it like you said and four different medical people asked me if I had been sniffing drugs. Lost three units of blood. GTs.


I think my post should have been quoted in here as well. IM JUST SAYIN.
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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby the cheese » 12 Jan 2018, 15:40

ctz31 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:31 pm BostonSucksMyBalls Blood just started pooring out my right nostril at my desk. Nice little Friyay


pooring.

this reminded me of one of my more fun medical situations.

one summer about 17 years ago somehow or another i had managed to nick a blood vessel in my nostril (probably booger mining LOL). i had three or four episodes of bleeding, a couple of them pretty bad. one time i went to emergency room and they packed it, basically shoved a little gauze thing up as far as they could and just jammed it in there. probably the most painful 30 seconds of my life. apparently i was supposed to let that dissolve, but the idiot nurse told me to pull it out in a day or two, which just resulted in it happening again the next morning on my way to work.

pulled over into a shopping center parking lot, and was bleeding heavily, gagging on some blood clots. called my ENT's office, explained the situation, and the bitch on the phone said i couldn't come in without an appointment. i said fuck it and drove to them anyway, having to open the door a few times on the way to spit out a mouthful of blood and clots. walked into the reception area looking like i had just been sparring with mike tyson without headgear, and what do you know, got straight in. my ENT was busy so one of his colleagues saw me, i explained about taking out the packing and that made him really pissy for some reason so any bedside manner evaporated. he cauterized it, which smelled like burning flesh (which i guess it was). that took care of it and never had a problem since.

cool story farv.


I've had this exact same thing happen, except I woke up coughing on blood. I was at the wife's grandparents' house in Milwaukee at the time, it was like 1am, and after an hour of trying to get the bleeding to stop the wife called an ambulance. The doctor in the ER cauterized it like you said and four different medical people asked me if I had been sniffing drugs. Lost three units of blood. GTs.


I think my post should have been quoted in here as well. IM JUST SAYIN.


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Re: The Doctor's Office hosted by Dr. Jeckyll

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Jan 2018, 20:35

Well were you sniffing drugs? Fess up
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