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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby nova » 25 Sep 2017, 15:07

TVF wannabe wrote:
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SouthernYokel wrote:
nova wrote:
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bosux wrote:#boxers4lyfe

my boys need to be free


i seent a #blacktwitter comment that was widely circulated about how wearing the typical 4-pack plaid boxers meant you were broke and now i am self-conscious and need to find some expensive drawers.


Can you explain this to me in plain English? I buy the 4-pack of plaid boxers because they're readily available at Target.


https://twitter.com/ChVckEatsAhh/status ... 7536903168

for example. there are many if you search for broke boxers. apparently we gotta buy CK's or something.


Ha, sure thing. I"m going to spend more money than I have to on something that you probably won't see until it's too late.


Right, cuz your sweatpants are always pulled high.


Well played.

Fun fact, though. I've never sagged my pants. Ever.
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby TVF wannabe » 25 Sep 2017, 15:27

nova wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
nova wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
nova wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
bosux wrote:#boxers4lyfe

my boys need to be free


i seent a #blacktwitter comment that was widely circulated about how wearing the typical 4-pack plaid boxers meant you were broke and now i am self-conscious and need to find some expensive drawers.


Can you explain this to me in plain English? I buy the 4-pack of plaid boxers because they're readily available at Target.


https://twitter.com/ChVckEatsAhh/status ... 7536903168

for example. there are many if you search for broke boxers. apparently we gotta buy CK's or something.


Ha, sure thing. I"m going to spend more money than I have to on something that you probably won't see until it's too late.


Right, cuz your sweatpants are always pulled high.


Well played.

Fun fact, though. I've never sagged my pants. Ever.


I believe that but it seemed better than saying you're lazy so you dont count
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby JT99 » 26 Sep 2017, 08:44

nova wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
nova wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
nova wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
bosux wrote:#boxers4lyfe

my boys need to be free


i seent a #blacktwitter comment that was widely circulated about how wearing the typical 4-pack plaid boxers meant you were broke and now i am self-conscious and need to find some expensive drawers.


Can you explain this to me in plain English? I buy the 4-pack of plaid boxers because they're readily available at Target.


https://twitter.com/ChVckEatsAhh/status ... 7536903168

for example. there are many if you search for broke boxers. apparently we gotta buy CK's or something.


Ha, sure thing. I"m going to spend more money than I have to on something that you probably won't see until it's too late.


Right, cuz your sweatpants are always pulled high.


Well played.

Fun fact, though. I've never sagged my pants. Ever.


Your boxers are not visible through the holes in the sweatpants? C'mon, son.
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Rodney Farva » 29 Jan 2018, 14:32

decided today i would leave work early and walk home. five and a half miles, mostly uphill. google maps said 2 hours, and i did almost all of it, and was ahead of pace. felt good! cold and brisk, a bit of a wind, but i actually enjoyed it.

until...... about 10-15 minutes from home the tail i had been growing got to be too much and i had to call the missus to pick me up. i was to the point of walking pigeon toed and probably would have become a TRU sotsgeon before getting home.

it was a monster.

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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby chrisco » 29 Jan 2018, 14:36

Rodney Farva wrote:decided today i would leave work early and walk home. five and a half miles, mostly uphill. google maps said 2 hours, and i did almost all of it, and was ahead of pace. felt good! cold and brisk, a bit of a wind, but i actually enjoyed it.

until...... about 10-15 minutes from home the tail i had been growing got to be too much and i had to call the missus to pick me up. i was to the point of walking pigeon toed and probably would have become a TRU sotsgeon before getting home.

it was a monster.

x-post we come to poop talk, x-post take me off the board

So you literally crowned your ass? #-o
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Jan 2018, 14:36

I'm confused. How did you get to work in the first place?
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Rodney Farva » 29 Jan 2018, 15:10

Gregs Kite wrote:I'm confused. How did you get to work in the first place?


Uber. I decided before I left for work, so it was kind of planned out and stuff.
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Frank the Tank » 29 Jan 2018, 15:12

When you called the Missus, how honest were you about the nature of your emergency?
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Rodney Farva » 29 Jan 2018, 15:13

Frank the Tank wrote:When you called the Missus, how honest were you about the nature of your emergency?


fully disclosed
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Rodney Farva » 05 Feb 2018, 16:24

I was driving home right now when nature started to overtake me. Pulled into a McDonalds, produced a massive dook, washed up and walked out without buying anything.

Xpost we come to poop, and I know I’m an asshole.
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Theny » 05 Feb 2018, 18:31

Rodney Farva wrote:I was driving home right now when nature started to overtake me. Pulled into a McDonalds, produced a massive dook, washed up and walked out without buying anything.

Xpost we come to poop, and I know I’m an asshole.


Are we not eating fast food right now?
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby mj3528 » 05 Feb 2018, 18:32

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Rodney Farva wrote:I was driving home right now when nature started to overtake me. Pulled into a McDonalds, produced a massive dook, washed up and walked out without buying anything.

Xpost we come to poop, and I know I’m an asshole.


Are we not eating fast food right now?


Based on his recent urgent poop stories, my guess is that he is eating fast food.
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Re: Crown my ass!

Postby Rodney Farva » 05 Feb 2018, 19:55

I’m not
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