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Re: Work blows

Postby SouthernYokel » 10 Jan 2018, 17:02

It's not just lawyers, any licensed professional trade where incomes are high, the licensing board doesn't have the manpower to deal with the multitude of lawsuits the doctor/lawyer/realtor/whoever files when they get popped with even a minor reprimand. So if you ever see the tiniest issue on a doctor's transcript, you know they are the most fucked up doc in town. Belie dat
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Re: Work blows

Postby God Shamgod » 10 Jan 2018, 17:49

Some lawyers down here got disbarred for setting up opposing council for a DUI during a trial. Had their assistant flirting with him at the bar and insisting he drive her home. They tipped off the cop where and when. The cops got fired. It was Bubba The Love Sponge's lawyers.

Also, they were by all accounts winning the case handily when they did this.
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Re: Work blows

Postby ctz31 » 10 Jan 2018, 17:53

Yet I drive my car after a coupla beers ONE TIME and I'm banned from an entire country. Gotta love democracy.
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Re: Work blows

Postby TheWolf » 10 Jan 2018, 17:55

ctz31 wrote:Yet I drive my car after a coupla beers ONE TIME and I'm banned from an entire country. Gotta love democracy.


It's a felony, dude. No laughing matter.
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Re: Work blows

Postby mj3528 » 10 Jan 2018, 17:56

God Shamgod wrote:Some lawyers down here got disbarred for setting up opposing council for a DUI during a trial. Had their assistant flirting with him at the bar and insisting he drive her home. They tipped off the cop where and when. The cops got fired. It was Bubba The Love Sponge's lawyers.

Also, they were by all accounts winning the case handily when they did this.


I would like to think if I had an attractive woman flirting with me at a bar and insisting I drive her home, I would believe something was up. However, I probably would have been pulled over for a DUI.
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Re: Work blows

Postby chrisco » 10 Jan 2018, 17:59

mj3528 wrote:
God Shamgod wrote:Some lawyers down here got disbarred for setting up opposing council for a DUI during a trial. Had their assistant flirting with him at the bar and insisting he drive her home. They tipped off the cop where and when. The cops got fired. It was Bubba The Love Sponge's lawyers.

Also, they were by all accounts winning the case handily when they did this.


I would like to think if I had an attractive woman flirting with me at a bar and insisting I drive her home, I would believe I was in Park City Utah.


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Re: Work blows

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Jan 2018, 19:18

Shoulda gone to Side Project, Briandong. Do you even goon?
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Re: Work blows

Postby SouthernYokel » 16 Jan 2018, 17:42

Remember how my grandmother had a stroke Friday? I notified my team that I'd be leaving at noon to see her and got a bunch of well wishes, including this bish who in the past has given me a negative peer review for not reaching out enough to help coworkers (unwarranted but whatever). She gives me the standard ts & ps. Today I get back in the office and in my email 20 minutes after I left the office she was forwarding me client follow-ups. Simple 2 minute tasks. I'm pretty amazed, almost not even mad. That's some incredible lack of self-awareness. Best part is there's not even any reason for me to do anything about it, just have to take it and remember.
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Re: Work blows

Postby TheWolf » 22 Jan 2018, 13:08

We have this new developer dude we're working with in Sri Lanka, wherever that is. He just sent an email to a few people with a work-related request and closed it with:

Please feel free to add me in Facebook and Linkedin. I searched for your names but it was unsuccessful. By connecting via social media will make us more comfortable on coming days to years.


That seemed strange to me. I guess I get the LinkedIn one, but the Facebook request in particular struck me as odd.
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Re: Work blows

Postby Theny » 22 Jan 2018, 14:01

Facebook is basically turning into LinkedIn anyways.
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Re: Work blows

Postby mister bacon » 22 Jan 2018, 14:21

serious q for the bored. how much time do yall spend on fb nowadays?
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Re: Work blows

Postby Theny » 22 Jan 2018, 14:23

mister bacon wrote:serious q for the bored. how much time do yall spend on fb nowadays?


I took the app off my phone, so I only see it on my laptop. That site is a hot mess anymore.
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Re: Work blows

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Jan 2018, 14:24

Theny wrote:
mister bacon wrote:serious q for the bored. how much time do yall spend on fb nowadays?


I took the app off my phone, so I only see it on my laptop. That site is a hot mess anymore.


Same. I took it off a couple phones ago due to battery drain. I'll check the site on the shitter here and there but otherwise it's dead to me.
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Re: Work blows

Postby Rodney Farva » 22 Jan 2018, 14:24

i'm old so it's a nice way to keep in touch with people i know around the worrrrrlllllldddd but my kids have no interest in it anymore
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Work blows

Postby the cheese » 22 Jan 2018, 14:25

SouthernYokel wrote:
Theny wrote:
mister bacon wrote:serious q for the bored. how much time do yall spend on fb nowadays?


I took the app off my phone, so I only see it on my laptop. That site is a hot mess anymore.


Same. I took it off a couple phones ago due to battery drain. I'll check the site on the shitter here and there but otherwise it's dead to me.


Twitter and facebook both. Twitter is a mess and it takes for goddamn ever to load anything.
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